Aline Nakashima Lingerie Madness
Every now and then you just have to cleanse your palate with a really hot supermodel who you’ll never have a chance with in, like, this lifetime or a dozen others. In this case, it’s the very Japanese-sounding Aline Nakashima, who doesn’t really look all that Japanese, but I suppose that’s one of the mysteries of our darling lingerie model. Personally, instead of wondering why she sound Japanese but doesn’t look Japanese, I’m more inclined to wonder why she continually ignores my phone calls. I mean, come on, I’ve been calling like once every hour for the last three days. She’s gotta pick up at least once, right? Right?
Random Supermodel of the Day: Aline Nakashima
I know what you’re thinking: finally, a Japanese supermodel! Well yes and no. Yes, Aline Nakashima is half-Japanese, but she’s also half-Brazilian, and she calls Brazil her home, which makes her — da dum da dum!!!! — another leggy Brazilian supermodel! Hmm, I’m starting to detect a pattern. But I digress. Her portfolio includes Sports Illustrated, DKNY, and of course, the Holy Grail for all leggy Brazilian supermodels, a stint with Victoria’s Secret. That’s like winning the lotto for this breed of humans, or somethin’.