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Alison Carroll as Lara Croft, Because Why the Hell Not

Because you can never have too much of a gorgeous model in tight short-shorts and revealing top running around with guns acting tough, here is more Alison Carroll posing as her videogame alter ego, Lara Croft aka the Tomb Raider chick. I don’t think Lara Croft is ever actually called a tombraider in the games, but what do I know, I don’t actually play the games. I saw a demo of it once, does that count? And I think she’s even wearing a bikini in that last shot, which is just icing on the cake.

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Alison Carroll as Lara Croft Sells Phones. And Hotness.

This is Alison Carroll, the new Lara Croft aka Tombraider model, hawking some Sony Ericsson phones. I’m posting these pictures because, well sure, a hot woman hawking a phone line is nothing new, but come on, it’s the frakkin’ Tombraider chick. You can put anything in her hands, from coconuts to pens, and these pictures would still look hot. Look, it’s all about the tight shorts and the tight top, okay? The ponytail doesn’t hurt, either. Plus, the holsters. Don’t forget the holsters. Those are just hot, man. What I’m saying is, it’s not like I’m going to run out and buy the phone tomorrow, but you know, I’m gonna thinking about it. Or at least, I’m gonna think about Alison Carroll. Either/or.

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Lara Croft Model Alison Carroll Action Poses

Being a videogame vixen is hard work. You’ve got to wear skimpy shorts, carry around large prop guns, and act like you can kick ass with conviction. Then again, if you’re hot and can put on the Lara Croft (cough) uniform (cough) without looking like a fat housewife, you’ve probably already qualified to be a Lara Croft action model. And yes, Alison Carroll fits that bill perfectly. Here are some action poses from the lovely Brit, sure to be a royal sensation wherever she goes. And of course I’m including all the conventions, Best Buys, and wherever it is they send their Lara Croft models. I wonder why they didn’t respond to having her appear in my basement, though. It’s just rude, man…

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New Lara Croft Model Alison Carroll

I’m happy to report to all the Lara Croft gamers out there that the new Lara Croft model is just as impressive as the previous ones. Yes, kids, I’m sad to say that Karima Adedibe, who you have all been fantasizing about for the last year and change, has “retired” the short-shorts and guns, and has been replaced with model Alison Carroll. Who is Carroll, you ask? I haven’t a clue, although word is she was born in the London Borough of Croydon located in England, which I’m told is where they make English cheese. Because, obviously, there is no cheese like English cheese. From England. Parts of London, to be exact. Yeah, that’s the ticket. But I digress. Alison Carroll as Lara Croft. Fantasize away, boys.

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