Alizee Jacotey in FHM France
Alizee Jacotey, otherwise known by her fans and all of France as just Alizee (you know, kind of like Madonna, except minus the pretentious skankiness), is in the latest issue of FHM’s France edition. The French pop starlet doesn’t get too risque, wearing a bustier on the cover and a couple of insert pics that are pretty, but nothing extraordinary. Which makes me wonder if the French have lost a lot of their flair. Why, I remember the day when every French FHM issue was full of naked hot babes. Wait, no, I’m thinking about the magazine I was making in my basement for a while there, not FHM. Nevermind.
Oooh Lala it’s Alizee Jacotey
Here’s more of French singer Alizee Jacotey, because there’s not a whole lot of things French that you can stand too much of, and when you do run across one, it’s a good idea to get your fill. Fans of Alizee have been eagerly awaiting her return following a voluntary sabbatical from the music biz after the release of her second CD, “Mes Courants Électriques”, which translates into English as, “I like Jerry Lewis”. (No, no, I’m just kidding, don’t send me letters.) But recently Alizee has delighted her fans with a note telling them that she’s currently in the studio working on a new album. So can we expect to see more from Alizee? Maybe, maybe not. And besides, the songs will be in French, so it’s not like I’ll understand it anyhow.
Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Alizee Jacotey
Oooh lala, the French strikes again. This time it’s singer Alizee Jacotey (known as just Alizee in her native France), who has the face of an angel, and the body of a supermodel. Or at least, the abs of someone who spends a lot of time in the gym. (Check out those bikini pictures of Alizee. Ooh lala indeed!) French critics have slammed Alizee as “desperately trying to be sexy”, but we think they’re full of hot air (you know, like most French guys are), and that Alizee has succeeded in selling the sexy image. Give me Alizee over Britney anyday. Or Christina. Or Jessica. Or Mandy… And great news, guys — as of 2006, Alizee is single again! Call me!