Alycia Lane’s Emails May be Harmful to Your Freedom
Larry Mendte is really, really, REALLY interested in his former co-anchor’s personal life. And really, can we blame him? Alycia Lane is what the kids call smoking hot, even for an anchorwoman, a species of human females known for their devilish good looks and near-perfect hairstyle and make-up. Larry was so obsessed with finding anything that could destroy Alycia that he snuck into her computer and read her emails for two years and leaking personal information to gossip tabloids in an attempt to destroy her cause, apparently, because she made more money than him and people seem really interested in her for some reason. But it would appear “getting” Lane has costed Mendte more — perhaps his freedom, as he’s just been arrested Monday.
Alycia Lane Joining the WWE?
Oh, Alycia Lane. Is there anything you can do that we won’t be incredibly interested in? Probably not, since let’s face it, a super hot anchorwoman who likes to do bad, bad things doesn’t come around very often. I mean, dang, if the FoxNews girls would do something like this — Julia Banderas, I’m looking at you. But until then, we’ll just have to settle for Alycia Lane, who, rumor has it, may be joining the WWE as a “reporter” very soon. Um, yeah, I don’t know if this is true, but if it is? Wow. Can you imagine Alycia Lane doing some sideline reporting when one of the divas run out and drag her into the ring and before you know it — bra and panties fight? Sigh. God doesn’t love me nearly enough to let that happen, though, for shame, for shame…
TV New’s Bad Girl Alycia Lane Has Been Fired
You know the name: Alycia Lane. She was the Philadelphia news anchorwoman who emailed bikini pictures of herself to NFL anchorman Rich Eisen. And a few weeks ago, she was arrested in New York for hitting a female undercover cop because, get this, the girl wasn’t driving fast enough in her car! Now comes news that her local Philly TV station has fired the lovely, but very troubled anchorwoman, releasing her from her contract. On the day Alycia Lane was due back on the air, her station KYW-TV released a statement that said she had “been released from her contract effective immediately.” Translation: “Don’t bother coming back to work, toots.” This means our bad girl of news is now out $700,000 a year, her salary at the station. Wanna see what she does to earn that money? See some samples of her work below. Hotchie motchie!
Bikini Newsbabe Alycia Lane Arrested for Punching Cop
Hey, remember Alycia Lane? Well of course you do. She was the CBS news anchor who was recently involved in that whole “home wrecker” dispute with former ESPN and now NFL Network anchor Rich Eisen. Remember, she was the one who allegedly sent bikini pictures of herself to Eisen, only to have Eisen’s wife Suzy Shuster find them? Well she’s baaaaaack. Alycia Lane was recently arrested and appeared in court to plead not guilty to punching a female police cop in the face in Manhattan. Lane will have to make a re-appearance in court in April, at which point we’re sincerely hoping those bikini pictures of hers will show up online already. I mean, seriously, that is one fine looking newsbabe.
Alycia Lane and Her Email Bikini Pictures — Oops
Apparently there are really attractive women out there who finds dorky ESPN anchor Rich Eisen handsome. Or at least bangable enough to send him bikini pictures of themselves via email in hopes of hooking up with him (as the kids would say) later on. Good grief! Women out there must be really desperate! Such is the sad, sad situation of local Philly anchor Alycia Lane, who got caught sending bikini pictures of herself to Eisen, except — dum dum dum — the ESPN dork shares an email account with his wife, ABC college football sideline reporter Suzy Shuster. (I told you he was a dork. Who shares an email account with the wife?) And, yup, you guessed it, the wife checked the email and found Lane’s emails, bikini pictures included, first.