Celebrity Cleavage: Alyssa Milano
The last time we saw Alyssa Milano, she was playing a witch on the TV show “Charmed”, but after the show got canned, Alyssa Milano ended up, well, somewhere. She’s coming out with a new movie, the horror “Pathology”, which stars that guy from “Heroes”. It’s about a group of young hotshot med students who decide to commit the perfect murder. Bad things happen and hopefully Alyssa Milano ends with most of her clothes on the floor. If, you know, that makes sense in the context of the movie’s story. Oh who are we kidding — we don’t care if it makes sense or not! Ahem. Anyways, some celebrity cleavage courtesy of Alyssa Milano.
Lauren Lee Smith and Alyssa Milano in Thriller “Pathology”
Variety reports that actresses Lauren Lee Smith (”Mutant X”) and Alyssa Milano (”Charmed”) are joining “Heroes” guy Milo Ventimiglia for Lakeshore’s thriller “Pathology”, about a group of med students who hatch a scheme to see who can commit the perfect crime — one that even a fellow pathologist couldn’t unravel. Murderous bastards. Mark Scholermann makes his directorial debut. And in case you don’t know who Lauren Lee Smith is, you should run out and immediately rent a little-known movie called “Lie With Me” that she starred in in 2005. And yes, you will thank me later, although I prefer money. Email me for my paypal address…
Alyssa Milano Does the Beach Bikini Thing
Well, kinda, but because of a certain black shirt, we don’t get the full splendor of Miss Alyssa Milano in her two piece bikini. Damn you inventor of shirts! But I digress. Here’s Alyssa Milano in Miami during the Superbowl weekend getting her beach bikini on. I’m not really sure what Alyssa is doing now that her witch show “Charmed” was cancelled. I guess you would say that “Charmed” lost it’s charm when it got the ax. Right? Right? I’m just sayin’…
Sunday Treat: Alyssa Milano
Although her show has been cancelled, I’m sure it won’t take Alyssa Milano long to land another steady gig. After all, there is an unspoken rule in Hollywood that hot actresses are guaranteed roles in TV shows or the movies. What, you never heard? Trust me, it’s there somewhere, squeezed in between “keep your abs tight” and “sleep with the producer or else”. Milano was on “Charmed” before the show ended, although aside from the show’s fans, nobody hardly noticed. It was that kind of show — good and steady, but nothing extraordinary. Or at least, no one cried over it like they do over every Aaron Sorkin show, which just goes to show you that mainstream TV critics are snobs.
Alyssa Milano is Still Charming
Or at least, she’s still pretty hot, show or no show. Ever since she assayed the part of Phoebe Halliwell on the “Grr Power” (or is that “Witch Power”?) show “Charmed”, Alyssa Milano has become a personal favorite. Mind you, not that I made time to watch the show; I might have seen an episode here or there, ahem. Alyssa is currently out of work with the cancellation of “Charmed”, but I’m sure that won’t last. Seriously, who wouldn’t hire this woman for their TV show?
Alyssa Milano at the MAGIC Convention
I’m so bummed that “Charmed” has been cancelled. Mind you, not that I watched the show or anything, but it was nice to know that there was always fresh Alyssa Milano to tune into whenever I felt like it. Again, mind you, not that I ever did, but you know, it was nice to know it was there. In any case, now that she’s out of work, it leaves free time for Alyssa Milano to run to Las Vegas to attend conventions like this one for MAGIC, which I’m assuming is about magic or hobbits or maybe Magic the game. Now I’m a pretty big geek, but I’m not that big of a geek, so here’s Alyssa doing the Magic thang and just leave it at that.
Babes at the Maxim Hot 100 List Party
As always, get a list of hot babes together, and the hot babes themselves are bound to show up. Which reminds me, I gotta start my own list, dammit! Anyways, here are a ton of hot ladies at the Maxim Hot 100 List party, including everyone’s favorite recent divorcee exchange student Shannon Elizabeth, the always “Charming” Alyssa Milano, bountiful teen tart Lindsay Lohan, who is looking more bountiful than ever, mob princess Jamie-Lynn Siegler, and R&B and ablicious Goddess Christina Milian, who, disappointly, didn’t show off her abs.
Charmed Cancelled, The Women Still Hot
Word comes from the WB that “Charmed”, about three (four?) sisters who are also good witches that battles the forces of Evil and other such in good ol San Francisco, has been cancelled. Bummer. This means Alyssa Milano, Holly Marie Combs, and Rose McGowan will have to find another job. Also what crummy timing, especially with the show having just added the smoking Kaley Cuoco, former refugee from that John Ritter sitcom. Oh well. Here are the ladies in promo shots for the show’s 8th and final season.
Alyssa Milano in Stuff Magazine
Our way back machine continues with Alyssa Milano’s spread for Stuff Magazine from 2001. Proof that when you’re hot, you’re always hot, and that’s that, jack.
Alyssa Milano in Various Sultry Poses
A large selection of Alyssa Milano hotness, which isn’t hard to find, because, well, frankly, the woman is hot all over and has always been. Who’s the boss now, beeyatch!
Alyssa Milano is Charm-ing
Here are some reasons why everyone should watch that show “Charmed” about those three sisters who are witches and whatnot. Er, just watch it for Alyssa Milano.