American Idol Hook-up: David Cook and Kimberly Caldwell Dating
It’s good to be David Cook. After just recently wiping the floor with that little snot nose punk Archuleta, Cook is now dating former American Idol and all-around Texas babe Kimberly Caldwell. Or at least that’s what Cook announced to the world this Tuesday on “Live With Regis and Kelly”. According to Cook, he and the blonde babe (check out some of her old Maxim pics below from a few years back) recently went out on a date after hooking up via Caldwell’s American Idol-based TV show on the TV Guide network, and says Cook, they’ll probably be “hanging out” again. Wow, is that what the kids are calling it now, “hanging out”? Dammit, I should have gone to that AI audition when they came around last year. Heck, I’m sure I would have won. My version of “I Will Survive” is killer, or so I’ve been told.
Holy Crap. David Cook Wins American Idol
Um, remember when I said that American Idol was predictable, and that there was no way in hell David Archuleta wouldn’t win the current season of American Idol? I believe I even referenced my deity at that time. Well, um, I was wrong. David Cook has been named the American Idol champ with a staggering 12% difference in votes. Wow. This, even after Simon Cowell basically gave the title to Archuleta and thumbed his nose at David Cook’s song selections. How does that Humble Pie taste, Simon? Har har. Check out David Cook’s performances from last night’s show. I’m shocked as hell he won, but not entirely unhappy. The dude was just the better singer, let’s face it.
I am God. American Idol is 100% Predictable.
I said this last week, and I’ll repeat here for your edification: “Syesha, the last girl standing, will be gone by next week, leaving the two Davids. And with the kids still voting, Archuleta’s got this thing sown up.” And guess what? As I predicted, Syesha was knocked off tonight, leaving the girly man and the grown-up alt rocker. Next week you can take it to the bank: The girly man will win. Why? Because I said so, and like the title says, I am God. Isn’t that enough? No? Dammit. Okay, because it’s obvious. How about that? The last few weeks of American Idol have been as predictable as Britney Spears’ little sister getting knocked up.
And Then There Were Three…
Bye bye, Jason Castro. The dreadlocked one was booted from American Idol earlier today, leaving only three finalists vying for the Season 7 AI crown. They are: David Cook, David Archuleta and Syesha Mercado. If I had to pick a winner, I would go with David Cook, but I have a sneaking suspicion (call me crazy) that the little tyke David Archuleta will come out on top without even a contest. The kid hasn’t been even close to being eliminated this year, and he’s not going to be in the next three weeks. Syesha, the last girl standing, will be gone by next week, leaving the two Davids. And with the kids still voting, Archuleta’s got this thing sown up. How predictable, American Idol.
Ramiele Malubay Eliminated from American Idol
Personally, I blame it on the Godawful wardrobe she wears day in and day out. Seriously, where is Ramiele Malubay going, exactly, to her senior prom in the ’80s??? But I digress. I’m one to talk fashion; I have less clothes sense than Simon Cowell, who has none. In any case, the midget dynamite known as Ramiele Malubay was eliminated from American Idol today, with the unfathomably bubbly Brooke White surviving, and hot country gal Kristy Lee Cook once again escaping the scythe of The Seacrest, thanks to her unnatural hotness. (Who says Idol is all about talent?) Here’s our tribute to Ramiele. Good God, girl, get someone to dress you or something. Cripes.
American Idol is Down to 9: See Ya, Chikezie
See ya, Chikezie, we hardly knew ye. Well, we didn’t really want to know ye, ye not being a smoking hot female and all, but you know, it was fun while it lasted, right? Although I would think having to sit through Simon’s incessant comparisons to theme park or cabaret or cruise line singers would drive a person nuts. And then there’s Randy incredibly non-committal criticisms; dude, tell them if they’re bad or not without wavering and covering it up with ridiculously run-on sentences, you chicken shit. Plus, don’t even get me started on Paula’s barely-lucid blah blah blahs. Seriously, why do they even allow Paula to talk at all? That girl is so high every episode it’s ridiculous. In any case, with Chikezie knocked off the show, here’s our tribute to him. Yes, that’s right, I’m talking about more pictures of Kristy Lee Cook. Good God, that is one awesome hot girl.
American Idol Top 12 Girls Glamour Pictures
American Idol re-commences tonight with yet another elimination show, which means the remaining 10 contestants may have survived this far, and gets the pleasure of going on tour later on (cha-ching?), but after tonight, there will only be nine left. Who will it be? Kristy Lee Cook got all patriotic in a bid to stay, but David Cook blew the door off the barn with his rendition of Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean”. Seriously, wow, I only heard the last minute of that song and wow, it was still spectacular. In any case, while you’re waiting for the show to start (that Godawful “Moment of Truth” show is currently on, Jesus, what a wart on society that show is), check out some glamour shots of the girls that made it into the American Idol Top 12.
A Brief Look at American Idol’s Ramiele Malubay
Ramiele Malubay is less known as the Filipino-American girl in the Top 10 of the current season of American Idol as she is the very short and way-too-emotional girl on American Idol. Seriously, has there ever been an elimination show that the girl didn’t cry during? But she’s got a voice on her, that much we’re sure off, but what are her chances of winning American Idol’s seventh season? I don’t know, she could win, but it’s looking more and more like that David kid’s to lose. FYI: Ramiele Malubay was born in Saudi Arabia, but grew up in the United States, and was raised in Florida.
Shocker! Kristy Lee Cook Makes it to American Idol Top 10
America has renewed my faith in our inherent ability to fall for a pretty face, if last night’s American Idol is any indication. Yes, it’s true what you heard, despite landing in the Bottom Three once more, Kristy Lee Cook survives to enter the American Idol Top 10 and automatic inclusion into the American Idol Tour (that’s a good thing, right?). Instead, motorcyle-ridin’ Amanda Overmyer got bounced. So what does this say about us, the American reality show viewing audience? Um, for one, we like a pretty girl, and for two, we don’t like girls with skunk haircuts. But hey, I’m not complaining. This just means one more week of Kristy Lee Cook looking all sexy and whatnot onstage tryin’ her darnest. Either way, it’s win-win, baby.
Goodbye Kristy Lee Cook?
Is this the last week for our beloved country gal Kristy Lee Cook? Quite possibly. I’m sorry to say, but Kristy has been skating by on her looks these past few weeks, and I’m afraid today’s performance might just be the final nail in the not-as-talented-as-we-all-originally-thought coffin. And I hate to say it, too, being a big fan of Kristy’s ever since she auditioned in whatever city it was that she got picked up for the show. Oh, who am I kidding, she hasn’t been good since Hollywood week. She’s been downright awful, and as good as she looks, I don’t know if even the boys out there could keep voting for her. So I’m going to make a big prediction: This is Kristy Lee Cook’s last week on American Idol. But God, is she hot…
Carly Smithson Funks up Come Together
Seriously, wow, the best performance of the night last night without a doubt. Who knew an Irish lass could generate that much funk? Carly Smithson’s rendition of “Come Together” by the Beatles was just so awesome. If she doesn’t sail through to next week, there is something seriously wrong with America and the American Idol voting base. She was so damn good I just stopped listening to everyone else for the night. No wonder Simon has been getting on her about singing the “right” song, and she’s been disappointing him throughout the competition. But last night? So good I wanted to punch myself.
Two More Hotties Say Goodbye on American Idol
Yes, I admit it. I watch American Idol for more than just Kristy Lee Cook’s insanely long and lean body and Amanda Overmyer’s insane skunk of a hair. I actually like the show. I can’t help it, I’m just soft that way. So what happened last night? Two girls and two boys got knocked off, leaving the Top 12. And yes, Kristy Lee Cook is one of them, despite a very poor performance yesterday. And who got kicked off? Asia’h Epperson and Kady Malloy, who Simon keeps accusing of having no personality. I think she does have personality; it’s just, well, not all that great personality. She does this really weird thing with her face, a sort of smirk, that’s just, well, not very pretty. Asia’h, on the other hand, I’m sorry to see go. She was a really great girl. And Kristy, as much as I like her, wow, totally doesn’t deserve to still be there…
Former Gay Stripper David Hernandez of American Idol????
Wow, this is interesting news. Or “rumor”, if you will. The current fire going across the internet is that current American Idol contestant David Hernandez is gay, and not only that, but used to be a former gay stripper at a nightclub in Phoenix, Arizona! Now mind you, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay, but of all the contestants on AI that would be accused of “playing for the other team”, aren’t there, like, 5 other guys who basically acts gay? (Yes, Danny Noriega, I’m looking at you, dude.) As far as I can recall, Hernandez looked pretty straight. But hey, who am I to talk, I have no inkling of gaydar to speak off. Find more about David Hernandez’s maybe-maybe not gay past below.
Kristy Lee Cook and her Cleavage Survives American Idol
Another week, another day of survival for our favorite American Idol, Kristy Lee Cook. This, despite a really crappy performance last week, and a mediocre one (in my humblest of opinions) this week. Then again, I’m sure the tight ensemble she was wearing, complete with generous helpings of cleavage (pictures below), helped to get the boys excited enough (har har) to run to the phone to dial her number. And you know what? After this week’s head-snapping number and the ass grind that she showed off from a few weeks back, Kristy Lee Cook sure seems to have a lot of ghetto in her. At least, for a self-proclaimed “country girl”, anyway…
American Idol’s Kady Malloy has Babe Potential
Okay, so Kristy Lee Cook, my girl on American Idol, laid a big fat egg last night. Everybody’s going to blame it on a cold, or a flu, or whatever it is she had, but come on, cold or flu or whatever, you gotta bring it, Kristy! But now that I get this bad feeling Kristy Lee Cook might not be who I thought she is (i.e. not nearly as talented, perhaps?), I gotta cover my bets, and that means looking for another potential AI winner/uber babe. My choice is Houston’s own Kady Malloy, an 18-year old blonde beauty with an insane voice and, yes, a killer Britney Spears impression.
Another Kristy Lee Cook Pic from American Idol
American Idol’s Final 24 contestants (12 women, 12 men) take the stage tonight in an attempt to woo the home viewer, who begins voting for their favorites starting with tonight, taking the control out of the hands of Simon et al. The boys will be up first, which means you can skip tonight’s episode if you so desire, because let’s face it, in a competition that has Kristy Lee Cook and Carly Smithson in the running, there’s no way in h-e-double-hockey sticks that one of the boys is going to win. This is a girl’s year, don’t even waste your time trying to convince yourself it ain’t true. It’s Carly Smithson or Kristy Lee Cook or bust.
American Idol’s Other Top 24 Babes
Okay, so now that our favorite American Hottie — er, I mean, Idol — is out of the way, let’s see what the other girls in American Idol’s Top 24 has to offer. We’ll start with 25-year old Amy Davis from 25, Lowell, IN: nice eyes. 19-year old Asia’H Epperson from Joplin, MO: hate the name. 17-year old Alexandrea Lushington from Douglasville, GA: where has she been keeping herself? 18-year old Kady Malloy from Houston, TX: if Kristy Lee gets sacked, she’s my back-up. 20-year old Ramiele Malubay from Miramar, FL: good things come in small packages. 24-year old Carly Smithson from San Diego, CA: hate the tattoos, love the voice. 16-year old Alaina Whitaker from Tulsa, OK: another hidden gem.
AI’s Kristy Lee Cook Enters the Top 24
Yes! Another reason to keep watching bad kids pretend they can sing and adults trying to convince us that they in fact can sing! It’s another reason to watch another week of American Idol, kids, because our girl Kristy Lee Cook has made it into the Top 24. Which means now it’s up to you chumps at home to text in your votes for her on a regular weekly basis so I’ll have an excuse to keep watching this thing. With their Top 24 established, American Idol has released official promos of their wannabe singing stars. We’ll start with Kristy Lee Cook, of course.
American Idol: Kristy Lee Cook Survives Hollywood Week
Hallelujah! The only reason to watch this year’s American Idol, blonde country singer (and kickboxing) Goddess Kristy Lee Cook, has survived the show’s hellish Hollywood Week (which saw record numbers of cuts, ouch) and will be continuing onwards into the show’s Top 50. Up next for her: Getting into the Top 25 tomorrow. Meanwhile, did you know there is a Kristy Lee Cook Myspace page? Now I don’t know if this is her official Myspace page, or something a fan put up, but there is one nice pic of her on it. There are also some pics of her at the RMG record label site that are also pretty nice.
Ex-American Idol Ayla Brown
I’m betting that had Ayla Brown won the 2006 version of American Idol, she would have been just as famous as Katharine McPhee is at this moment. Let’s admit it: Sure, Katharine can sing, but it’s mostly that face and that body selling those albums. Guys aren’t running to the store to listen to her voice. Sorry, but it’s true. Had basketball Goddess Ayla Brown won the 2006 season, she might have been more famous. She’s taller, prettier, and can kick your ass in a pick-up game of basketball. Ayla is currently promoting her album, so grab a copy and take a listen. Plus, she’s hot.