Another week, another day of survival for our favorite American Idol, Kristy Lee Cook. This, despite a really crappy performance last week, and a mediocre one (in my humblest of opinions) this week. Then again, I’m sure the tight ensemble she was wearing, complete with generous helpings of cleavage (pictures below), helped to get the boys excited enough (har har) to run to the phone to dial her number. And you know what? After this week’s head-snapping number and the ass grind that she showed off from a few weeks back, Kristy Lee Cook sure seems to have a lot of ghetto in her. At least, for a self-proclaimed “country girl”, anyway…
21 February 2008
Okay, so Kristy Lee Cook, my girl on American Idol, laid a big fat egg last night. Everybody’s going to blame it on a cold, or a flu, or whatever it is she had, but come on, cold or flu or whatever, you gotta bring it, Kristy! But now that I get this bad feeling Kristy Lee Cook might not be who I thought she is (i.e. not nearly as talented, perhaps?), I gotta cover my bets, and that means looking for another potential AI winner/uber babe. My choice is Houston’s own Kady Malloy, an 18-year old blonde beauty with an insane voice and, yes, a killer Britney Spears impression.
19 February 2008
American Idol’s Final 24 contestants (12 women, 12 men) take the stage tonight in an attempt to woo the home viewer, who begins voting for their favorites starting with tonight, taking the control out of the hands of Simon et al. The boys will be up first, which means you can skip tonight’s episode if you so desire, because let’s face it, in a competition that has Kristy Lee Cook and Carly Smithson in the running, there’s no way in h-e-double-hockey sticks that one of the boys is going to win. This is a girl’s year, don’t even waste your time trying to convince yourself it ain’t true. It’s Carly Smithson or Kristy Lee Cook or bust.
14 February 2008
Okay, so now that our favorite American Hottie — er, I mean, Idol — is out of the way, let’s see what the other girls in American Idol’s Top 24 has to offer. We’ll start with 25-year old Amy Davis from 25, Lowell, IN: nice eyes. 19-year old Asia’H Epperson from Joplin, MO: hate the name. 17-year old Alexandrea Lushington from Douglasville, GA: where has she been keeping herself? 18-year old Kady Malloy from Houston, TX: if Kristy Lee gets sacked, she’s my back-up. 20-year old Ramiele Malubay from Miramar, FL: good things come in small packages. 24-year old Carly Smithson from San Diego, CA: hate the tattoos, love the voice. 16-year old Alaina Whitaker from Tulsa, OK: another hidden gem.
14 February 2008
Yes! Another reason to keep watching bad kids pretend they can sing and adults trying to convince us that they in fact can sing! It’s another reason to watch another week of American Idol, kids, because our girl Kristy Lee Cook has made it into the Top 24. Which means now it’s up to you chumps at home to text in your votes for her on a regular weekly basis so I’ll have an excuse to keep watching this thing. With their Top 24 established, American Idol has released official promos of their wannabe singing stars. We’ll start with Kristy Lee Cook, of course.
13 February 2008
Hallelujah! The only reason to watch this year’s American Idol, blonde country singer (and kickboxing) Goddess Kristy Lee Cook, has survived the show’s hellish Hollywood Week (which saw record numbers of cuts, ouch) and will be continuing onwards into the show’s Top 50. Up next for her: Getting into the Top 25 tomorrow. Meanwhile, did you know there is a Kristy Lee Cook Myspace page? Now I don’t know if this is her official Myspace page, or something a fan put up, but there is one nice pic of her on it. There are also some pics of her at the RMG record label site that are also pretty nice.
22 June 2007
I’m betting that had Ayla Brown won the 2006 version of American Idol, she would have been just as famous as Katharine McPhee is at this moment. Let’s admit it: Sure, Katharine can sing, but it’s mostly that face and that body selling those albums. Guys aren’t running to the store to listen to her voice. Sorry, but it’s true. Had basketball Goddess Ayla Brown won the 2006 season, she might have been more famous. She’s taller, prettier, and can kick your ass in a pick-up game of basketball. Ayla is currently promoting her album, so grab a copy and take a listen. Plus, she’s hot.
24 May 2007
As if there was any doubt, Jordin Sparks, all 7-foot of her, won American Idol’s final show and as a result, will instantly become a millionaire and popstar diva. She beat beat boxing dude Blake Lewis for the crown, but that wasn’t any shocker. I think everyone just assumed Sparks would win based on talent and the fact that she doesn’t beat box which is, let’s face it, a really stupid thing to still be doing in your ’20s, Blake. But hey, they sure squeezed that final episode for all it was worth, didn’t they? Two hours of singing. Wow. I didn’t know I could waste 2 hours that badly, but there it was.
17 May 2007
Wednesday’s American Idol Results show eliminated Melinda Doolittle, leaving between a duel between beat-bopping dork Blake Lewis and 7-feet tall giant Jordin Sparks. In case you haven’t been watching the show, Melinda has been Simon’s favorite since forever, and she was a former back-up singer (say goodbye to the back-up duties, baby?) who has since come up front. The girl’s got great vocals and should get signed pretty fast. But without the American Idol machine behind her career, who knows where her career will end up. Now it’s Blake Lewis vs. Jordin Sparks. WHO YA GOT??
2 May 2007
Proving that Yes, you can get by with just looks alone, former American Idol Season 4 reject Constantine Maroulis has landed a role on the daytime TV soap “The Bold and the Beautiful”, reports IMDB.com. Constanine will make his TV debut on the show’s May 15 episode, playing a music producer. He joins fellow American Idol reject Matthew Metzger, from Season Three, to land gigs on American daytime TV. Hey, it’s not “Dreamgirls”, but it’ll do for now.
30 April 2007
It’s not a good time to be an ex-American Idol finalist right now. There was that whole brouhaha with Antonella Barba and some racy pictures, then Olivia Mojica had to deal with a sex tape, and now Season 4 finalist Jessica Sierra is in hot water, and has been was arrested and charged this weekend with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, possession of cocaine, and introduction of contraband into a detention facility, according to police reports. But hey, on the plus side, at least she didn’t show up naked on anyone’s website or on anyone’s home video, right?
19 April 2007
Good news and bad news, guys — the good news is that the horribly untalented Sanjaya Malakar has finally been eliminated from American Idol last night (suck on it, Howard Stern!), but the bad news is that we won’t be seeing anymore of Sanjaya’s sister, Shyamali, Sanjaya’s insanely hot 19-year old sister and ex-Hooters waitress, who always shows up in the audience during the episode tapings. Damn you, American Idol! Damn you Simon for constantly criticizing Sanjaya! Damn you all! Shyamaaaaaaaaaaali!!!!!!
18 April 2007
Yeah, we know Haley Scarnato has been kicked off American Idol since last week, but we’re still feeling her absence from the show, especially since we (and when I say “we”, I of course mean “me”) barely got through last night’s episode, and aren’t even sure if we’re going to watch tonight’s Results Show. But now that Haley Scarnato has been kicked off American Idol, we can say with completely certainty that she was, bar none, the American Idol Hottie of Season Six, and we shall miss her. Call us, Haley!
18 April 2007
Speaking about feeling guilty ogling a hot woman, I feel exactly the same way when I saw these pictures of former American Idol winner Carrie Underwood performing at the recent CMT Awards. I mean, damn, when did Carrie Underwood even developed the ability to be this sexy? She used to be cute and darling and all that, but sexy? Here’s Carrie Underwood performing at the CMT Awards. Now I don’t keep track of country music trends or whatnot, but are country music singers wearing stiletto heels, silver shorts, and corsets now? I gotta listen to country music more…
17 April 2007
With the caption, “Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow”, those kooky guys over at Maxim has deemed American Idol’s Sanjaya Malakar as their “Girl of the Day“. Obviously this is a big joke, as Sanjaya isn’t a girl. Right? Frankly I’d just ignore Sanjaya and do something on his sister Shyamali Malakar. I mean, come on, Maxim guys, the girl plays guitars naked! That’s at least 50 brownie points in my book.
14 April 2007
First there was Frenchie, then Antonella Barba, and now … Olivia Mojica? Who the heck is Olivia Mojica? In case you forgot, she was a semi-finalist in the second season of American Idol. She was in the Top 4, I think. Obviously she didn’t win, or even proved that memorable, as nobody seems to recognize the name. Anyways, the guys behind Idol must be shaking their heads, because those naughty boys over at Vivid.com is at it again. This time they’ve purchased a 40-minute sex tape from someone (i.e. the boyfriend) that contains former Season 2 American Idol finalist Olivia Mojica doing the nasty (yikes, is it nasty, going by the trailer) with someone (i.e. the boyfriend who sold the tape).
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It’s now official: The sixth season of “American Idol” is now babe-free. As in, there isn’t a single reason for a warm-blooded heterosexual male to continue watching the show, now that Haley Scarnato has been voted off. (And yes, that Sanjaya guy is still there. Hell, he’ll probably end up winning the whole shebang. Did you see how smug he was throughout the whole Results Show on Tuesday?) But any case, now that Haley Scarnato and Gina Glocksen is gone, “American Idol” returns to the realm of squealing 13 year old girls and gay men. Have fun, guys, I am so over Season 6 of “Idol”.
5 April 2007
I told you guys not to forget to vote for Gina Glocksen, but you went and forgot anyway, so now one of the only two passable hotties on “American Idol” is gone. That leaves Haley Scarnato, who will probably get booted next week since she and Gina ended up in the bottom two yesterday. So in honor of Gina Glocksen, here’s a brief visual history of her time on American Idol. Goodbye, rock’n'roll girl. We shall miss you. (Especially since we never saw you in that Supergirl costume live. Oh my.)
3 April 2007
In case you didn’t know, American Idol proved so popular that it has spawned legions of different versions in a billion different countries. (Or actually, the British Pop Idol proved so popular that it spawned American Idol and all the rest, having been first and whatnot.) In any case, since most Americans have no idea that Pop Idol even existed, let’s just pretend American Idol was first, and go with it. In any case, while an awkward white guy won last year’s American Idol, a Katharine McPhee-esque babe won the Canadian version. Her name is Eva Avila, and tell me she doesn’t look like a younger Katharine McPhee from certain angles.
2 April 2007
Another American Idol season, another contestant rises to the top that gets my vote. (Okay, I don’t actually vote; or vote as often as I should, but just go along with it.) Gina Glocksen is that gal. The rock’n'roller has captured the hearts of men and girls everywhere with her rebel personality and great voice. So we’re up to another week of American Idol, which means everyone has to vote for Gina Glocksen again. Now come on, boys and girls, let’s not get lazy here. We all know Gina deserves to win, but we gotta make the phone calls, or she might go the way of Antonella Barba.
29 February 2008