Antonella Barba Sex Scandal Watch: Frenchie Ain’t Happy
Frenchie Davis, who got booted off of “American Idol”’s Season 2 after nude pictures of her surfaced on a porn website, is not all too pleased that she got the boot but current American Idol contestant Antonella Barba still has her spot on the show after her own nude pictures surfaced. There is one difference between the two girls, though: Barba’s pictures were nude modeling pics, and didn’t show up on any pay site, while Davis’ pics were on a pay site. Now I don’t know if that makes any difference, but Frenchie ain’t happy about it in any case. And really, can you blame her? AI kicks out the fat black girl, but keeps the skinny white girl? I smell racism, and it stinks like Swiss Cheese!
Kellie Pickler’s Breasts: Are They Real or Memorex?
The big talk around the Internet water cooler today is about Kellie Pickler’s breasts — are they real, or are they the result of a brilliant surgeon’s work? After her return to “American Idol” yesterday, Kellie, being Kellie has incurred just about the same split reaction she was known for when she was on AI’s Season 5 — that is, people don’t know rather to hate her, love her, or ogle her boobs. I’ve already posted screenshots of Kellie on Thursday’s show, but just for comparison, here is Kellie at the recent CMA (Country Music Awards, I think), showing a couple of different profiles. So what do you think? Are those boobs fake or real? Or are they in fact the product of a great push-up bra? You decide! (I’m just gonna ogle…)
Antonella Barba Sex Scandal Watch: She’s a Survivor!
Scandal or no scandal, that’s not gonna stop the American public from voting Antonella Barba onto the next round of “American Idol”, as was apparently after the scandalized New Jersey babe survived Thursday’s results show. Although perhaps in a hinting of things to come, Antonella did end up in the bottom two, so those guys (and I do mean guys) voting for her better keep voting or our girl is not gonna survive past next week! Come on, guys, if we work together, we can keep this hot piece mama on “American Idol” and keep the show worth watching for ever and ever and ever! (Or at least until next week…)
Kellie Pickler and her Cleavage Returns to American Idol
How long ago was Kellie Pickler on American Idol? It was just last year, wasn’t it? Well, seeing her back yesterday, I barely recognized her. I don’t know what she’s done to herself, but I don’t like the hair at all. And the breasts — um, are those the originals, or new and improved implants? As expected, Kellie has gone into country music, where she was born to sing. I don’t actually remember what she sang on the Results Show yesterday, but I remember it was good. And country. And Kellie has really filled up, if you know what I mean. Are those breast implants, or was Kellie just treating us to some incredible cleavage?
Antonella Barba Sex Scandal Watch: The Wednesday After
So the weekend is over, and Antonella Barba has apparently survived the forays of sexually explicit pictures that may or may not be her, and some salacious modeling pictures that are definitely her. (And may I say, Antonella has some nice figure there, yessiree bob.) So how did Antonella perform on American Idol this Wednesday? Either she was very nervous, or she just never had any singing talent to begin with, because even my tone deaf dog sang better than Antonella did yesterday. If she doesn’t get booted in the Results Show tomorrow (er, later today, I mean), then there are a lot of guys out there voting that wouldn’t normally vote on American Idol.
That Katharine McPhee-Tyra Banks Boobie Squeeze Picture
You may have seen it, or heard about it. You know, that oft-talked about picture of supermodel Tyra Banks giving ex-American Idol Katharine McPhee’s boobies a little squeeze on her talk show. (see pic below — or, er, to your left) It’s not nearly as salacious as you might have heard, but it is pretty, um, how should I put it? Well, it is what it is. I don’t know rather to recommend it or not, but there’s nothing graphic about it. It’s just one woman squeezing another woman’s breasts on live television for the world to see. What’s so wrong about that? Man, I wish I had a TV show…
American Idol’s Antonella Barba Has been a Bad, Bad Girl
American Idol pop singer wannabe Antonella Barba has been a bad, bad girl. Or at least that’s according to the slew of risque pictures of the AI Season 6 contestant that have flooded the net in recent days. The pictures show Barba, aka “The Girl from New Jersey” in less than wholesome displays of partying, nudity, and, quite possibly most damning of all, giving a man fellatio while looking drunk as a skun. It’s a sad thing, but what makes it worst for the poor girl is that the people leaking the photos are, in all likelihood, either her own friends jealous of her current fame, or enemies that used to be former friends. FOX hasn’t said rather they’ll can Barba or not, but I don’t see them doing anything else. Can you imagine AI willingly continuing to link itself to a girl who allowed men to snap pictures of her as she’s satisfying them? Oh dear.
Ex-American Idol Kimberly Caldwell in Bikini
Regular American Idol watchers will recognize Kimberly Caldwell from the second season of AI, where she lasted into the final rounds, before getting ousted at 7th place. I don’t really know why she’s not singing anymore, but as I recall it, she’s got a pretty good voice. But Kimberly Caldwell seems to have left singing behind, and is doing mostly TV work now. I think I caught her every now and then on FOX News, but then again, it’s not like I watch FOX News a whole lot, so she could be on there everyday and I wouldn’t know. (I really gotta watch cable news channels more often…) In any case, here’s Kimberly Caldwell doing the bikini thing. Texas girls and bikinis always seem to go together like Michael Jackson and child endangerment lawsuits. What I’m trying to say is — me likey!
Red is My New Favorite Color
It used to be that black was my favorite color. After all, black is slimming, and I’m sure everyone appreciates that. That is, unless you’re 300 pounds, then nothing will make you look slimmer, unless we’re talking semi-trucks here. But I digress. Where was I? Oh right. Katharine McPhee has made me love the color red. Here is the 2006 American Idol runner-up at some fashion show somewhere for some charity event or rather, looking criminally good in red. How good does she look? In one picture you can see Danica Patrick behind her, and she makes Danica Patrick look like an angry troll. Nuff said.
American Idol is Back, so is Ryan Starr
Remember Ryan Starr, aka Tiffany Ryan Montgomery? The really hot teen from the first Season of American Idol? Oh come on, of course you remember her. She was the one with the long, lean body who always wore clothes that showed off her flat abs. Half a decade later, Ryan is, urm, not doing anything that I know of, but Wikipedia claims otherwise: “Shortly after her run on American Idol, Starr made a guest appearance on the popular FOX network comedy That ’70s Show, and had a guest role on an episode of the hit CBS drama CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. In 2004, she starred in the third season of the VH1 reality show The Surreal Life.” Go figure. Here’s Ryan resurfaced, still not wearing a whole lot of clothes.
Katharine McPhee is All Legs
Last night FOX broadcast the 2006 Billboard Music Awards from Las Vegas. I think it was live, but I’m not sure, since I didn’t bother watching it. To tell you the truth, watching movie awards shows are bad enough, but when it’s something as irrelevant as a music awards show, well, it’s just doubly bad. I mean, does anyone remember who won last year’s Billboards? Or even the American Music Awards? Or the Grammys? Or any other music awards? Yeah, that’s what I figure. Anyhey, Katharine McPhee was there, sporting some insane legs. Damn, I knew there was a reason I voted for this woman during “American Idol”. Wait, did I say I voted? I mean, um, not vote, because, of course, I’m way too cool to vote on “AI”…
American Idol Kelly Clarkson Confuses Me
Original American Idol Kelly Clarkson confuses me. Well, that’s kind of a broad statement, as women in general confuses me. But Kelly Clarkson in particular. I can’t figure out if this girl is the nice, friendly American Idol winner I voted for (Er, I mean, I saw people vote for. Ahem.), or if she’s a bad girl waiting to get busted for drug possession. Anyways, here’s your latest look at Kelly Clarkson. That ab is starting to get into shape, but those pant legs are about two inches short of full retardation.
Kelly Clarkson Pulls a Mel Gibson, Gets Drunk Off her Ass at a Concert
So how drunk is Kelly Clarkson in these pictures? Dunno, but she looks pretty sloshed to me. Plus, why is an American Idol winner attending a heavy metal band on the Sunset Strip? There is just something so wrong about that statement I don’t know where to begin. In any case, here’s Kelly Clarkson, grabbing a bottle of Chivas Regal by the neck and apparently acting the fool onstage and offstage at someone else’s concert. The pictures make it look like she was really wasted, but the video apparently isn’t all that bad. Eh, you decide.
Katharine McPhee is a Sexy Librarian
Just when you thought American Idol runner-up Katharine McPhee couldn’t get any sexier, she goes and pulls “a Librarian” on us, namely slipping on some reading glasses and signing autographs for fans alongside her fellow AI losers. Now if she’ll just go the whole nine yards and slip on some short skirt and pose while laying across a stack of books… Um, where was I? Oh yeah, Katharine McPhee with glasses, signing autographs, looking uber scrumptilicious.
Kelly Clarkson New Short Haircut
American Idol OG Kelly Clarkson went and got herself a new, shorter haircut. I can’t say as if it looks all that great on her, but then again, I’m no stylist, so what do I know. Here’s Kelly in concert somewhere looking confused, most likely wondering what the hell happened to make her go get such a lousy haircut. But I digress.
American Idols to Meet with American Dumbass
Katharine McPhee got over her bronchitis and laryngitis, which kept her off the “American Idol” live tour (coughYeah rightcough) just in time to join the winner of American Idol 5, Taylor Hicks on a tour of the White House, where they will also meet with Dubya because, you know, what’s more important for the President of the Friggin United States than to meet two reality TV show contestants? Way to go, Dubya. Hell, it beats having to deal with Iraq, Iran, North Korea, Lebanon, Israel, the French, the UN…
Katharine McPhee Sells Cruise Ships
Katharine McPhee, aka absolutely positively the only reason to watch Season 5 of American Idol, has launched a thousand ships (and other things residing within men’s pants) while she was on the reality show, so it’s kind of appropriate that she would be launching the new Crown princess ship next. And by “appropriate” I of course mean, “Wow, she’s so damn hot, when is she going to appear in Maxim or FHM or Stuff already?” Cross your fingers, boys. When you’re selling cruise ships, it’s only a few more months before you end up in a men’s magazine.
Katharine McPhee and her McBoyfriend
Bummer, my favorite American Idol constestant (and by “favorite” I of course mean the only one I’ve had wet dreams in the show’s entire 5-year run) Katharine McPhee was spotted shopping with her boyfriend in tow. I’m assuming they’re seeing each other as they’re holding hands and whatnot. Damn you, McBoyfriend!
Katharine McPhee Takes her Father to the Today Show
Katharine McPhee is such a sweetheart. Here she is after losing “American Idol” making a trip to The Today Show, and she was great enough to bring her dad along — oh wiat, that’s not her dad, that’s Taylor Hicks! Oh well, honest mistake. No, seriously. But ahem. Katharine looks scrumptilicious (yes, I’m declaring “scrumptilicious” an official word) during her appearance.
Taylor Hicks is Selling Himself on Ebay!!
From the files of, “Oh no they didn’t!” comes this bit of random trivia, sent in by reader “Skot”, who spotted Taylor Hicks being auctioned off on Ebay. You know, you’d think that winning American Idol would mean a career longer than two days, but I guess — oh wait, it’s not Taylor Hicks, it’s a custom mini LEGO figure of Taylor Hicks. Oh well, honest mistake. Read on…