So how drunk is Kelly Clarkson in these pictures? Dunno, but she looks pretty sloshed to me. Plus, why is an American Idol winner attending a heavy metal band on the Sunset Strip? There is just something so wrong about that statement I don’t know where to begin. In any case, here’s Kelly Clarkson, grabbing a bottle of Chivas Regal by the neck and apparently acting the fool onstage and offstage at someone else’s concert. The pictures make it look like she was really wasted, but the video apparently isn’t all that bad. Eh, you decide.
16 August 2006
Just when you thought American Idol runner-up Katharine McPhee couldn’t get any sexier, she goes and pulls “a Librarian” on us, namely slipping on some reading glasses and signing autographs for fans alongside her fellow AI losers. Now if she’ll just go the whole nine yards and slip on some short skirt and pose while laying across a stack of books… Um, where was I? Oh yeah, Katharine McPhee with glasses, signing autographs, looking uber scrumptilicious.
4 August 2006
American Idol OG Kelly Clarkson went and got herself a new, shorter haircut. I can’t say as if it looks all that great on her, but then again, I’m no stylist, so what do I know. Here’s Kelly in concert somewhere looking confused, most likely wondering what the hell happened to make her go get such a lousy haircut. But I digress.
28 July 2006
Katharine McPhee got over her bronchitis and laryngitis, which kept her off the “American Idol” live tour (coughYeah rightcough) just in time to join the winner of American Idol 5, Taylor Hicks on a tour of the White House, where they will also meet with Dubya because, you know, what’s more important for the President of the Friggin United States than to meet two reality TV show contestants? Way to go, Dubya. Hell, it beats having to deal with Iraq, Iran, North Korea, Lebanon, Israel, the French, the UN…
14 June 2006
Katharine McPhee, aka absolutely positively the only reason to watch Season 5 of American Idol, has launched a thousand ships (and other things residing within men’s pants) while she was on the reality show, so it’s kind of appropriate that she would be launching the new Crown princess ship next. And by “appropriate” I of course mean, “Wow, she’s so damn hot, when is she going to appear in Maxim or FHM or Stuff already?” Cross your fingers, boys. When you’re selling cruise ships, it’s only a few more months before you end up in a men’s magazine.
6 June 2006
Bummer, my favorite American Idol constestant (and by “favorite” I of course mean the only one I’ve had wet dreams in the show’s entire 5-year run) Katharine McPhee was spotted shopping with her boyfriend in tow. I’m assuming they’re seeing each other as they’re holding hands and whatnot. Damn you, McBoyfriend!
1 June 2006
Katharine McPhee is such a sweetheart. Here she is after losing “American Idol” making a trip to The Today Show, and she was great enough to bring her dad along — oh wiat, that’s not her dad, that’s Taylor Hicks! Oh well, honest mistake. No, seriously. But ahem. Katharine looks scrumptilicious (yes, I’m declaring “scrumptilicious” an official word) during her appearance.
26 May 2006
From the files of, “Oh no they didn’t!” comes this bit of random trivia, sent in by reader “Skot”, who spotted Taylor Hicks being auctioned off on Ebay. You know, you’d think that winning American Idol would mean a career longer than two days, but I guess — oh wait, it’s not Taylor Hicks, it’s a custom mini LEGO figure of Taylor Hicks. Oh well, honest mistake. Read on…
26 May 2006
I like Taylor Hicks and the Soul Patrol and all that good stuff, but you gotta admit, this guy just looks old. Did you ever wonder what he looked like just a few years (or maybe decades) ago? Well, wonder no more, kiddies! Take a gander at the latest American Idol back when his hair wasn’t white. Back then, Taylor is what the kids would call “not bad”. I say he’s aiiight, but then again, I’m a male heterosexual, so I’m obligated to act all cool and whatnot around slightly handsome guys. Ahem.
24 May 2006
Well slap me silly and call me “Uncle Charlie” — everyone’s favorite American Idol, Katharine McPhee, was actually not everyone’s favorite, as she just lost today’s American Idol competition to that white-haired “kid” Taylor Hicks. Oh boy. To help us all overcome this great disappointment, here are some Katharine McPhee from Tuesday’s performance show. God bless ya, Katharine, and keep those cleavage coming, baby! And look, kids, isn’t that Carrie Underwood?
24 May 2006
So you’re asking yourself: Why should I have voted for Katharine McPhee over Taylor? Well duh, besides the fact that she’s extremely hot and doesn’t seem shy about showing off her generous junk in the trunk, there’s — er, well, she’s not shy, okay? That means a lot of potential skin for us boys in the future. And oh yeah — BAM!
17 May 2006
I watched a little bit of “American Idol” yesterday, but had to quickly switch over to the NBA playoffs after a few minutes (thus proving my masculine manhood and so forth and so on), so I didn’t really see the rest of the show. Just enough to hear Katharine do R. Kelly’s “I Believe I Can Fly” and, in my opinion, did a somewhat poor job. She looked nervous as hell and wasn’t into it. So if she gets canned tonight, at least we’ll always have this image of Katharine McPhee’s McFantastic McCleavage to hold onto. Hmm… McCleavage…hold onto…
15 May 2006
Unquestionably bootilicious American Idol Final Three contestant Katharine McPhee recently made a return trip to her old stomping ground, Notre Dame High School in Sherman Oaks, California, where she graduated from in 2002. Katharine isn’t the only famous student to have come from NDHS; the school counts among its more famous graduates The OC’s Rachel Bilson, Spiderman’s Kirsten Dunst, and ex-Buffy chick Michelle Trachtenberg. Now that’s a hell of a student body!
11 May 2006
Okay, so I’ll admit it; I haven’t been watching all that much of “American Idol” (basketball playoffs and all, give me a break), but apparently Katharine McPhee survived yet another round of elimination, leaving her in the Top 3. Maybe this little ditty, where she shook that glorious booty of hers, helped a bit with the boys back home. Curiously, if you look closely at these screen caps, you’ll notice that the only person completely riveted by Katharine’s booty shaking is… Paula Abdul! Hmm…
10 May 2006
It looks like Carrie Underwood is determined to buck the trend of “get famous, get rich, and screw being a role model” that so many stars have fallen into. Instead, the “American Idol” winner went back to Northeastern State and finished her credits and graduated with an Bachelor of Arts degree in Communications. Congrats to Carrie, who I wouldn’t mind my daughters looking up to if, that is, I had any daughters. Or kids, actually. (Not that I know of, I mean. Um.)
7 May 2006
Look, kids, it’s former American Idol country girl Kellie Pickler returning home with a new and improved short hair! Well, actually, I liked her better with long hair, but what the hey, since this is probably the last time we’ll see of her, this is good enough. I guess “Pick Pickler” wasn’t quite catchy enough, natch. I would have gone with, “Dude, she’s really hot, and don’t you think American Idol can you more hotness? So vote for her already, you idiots!” But maybe that would have been too harsh. Oh well.
3 May 2006
Woohoo! Our favorite sexy torch singer Katharine McPhee survived yet another bad performance today when pint-size kiddie Paris Bennett got the boot off “American Idol”. Okay, so Katharine didn’t exactly give a good performance this week, but what the hell, she’s the hottest one on the show, and really, who the hell cares who wins as long as Katharine McPhee is still there? McPheever forever!
3 May 2006
Being the original American Idol has its privileges, such as getting to sell out for Ford Motors and get a free spanking new Ford Mustang just for taking some photos with the owners in a nice, warmy day and, most likely, doing some TV commercials. I tell ya, the life of a star is sooooo hard. I want a Ford Mustang. When is someone going to send me my Mustang? Anyways, here’s Kelly shilling for Ford. I want one!
3 May 2006
Breaking news! After getting booted off “American Idol” Season 5 last week, Kellie Pickler was recently spotted at the opening of “The Drowsy Chaperone” with no other than Dracula, the Prince of Vampires! Oh wait, no, that’s not Drac, that’s just fellow “American Idol” reject Constantine. Oooooh. Oops, sorry, guys. Here are the not-so fearsome twosome on the red carpet getting their PR on. Man, how creepy is Constantine looking in these pictures…
26 April 2006
American Idol’s sexiest torch singer, Katharine McPhee, from this week’s performance show. She’s in a long, flowing yellow dress showing a generous amount of cleavage. Yes, I’m pretty sure this is as much cleavage, not to mention a lot of leg, from Katharine McPhee. Can you say, “There is a God”?
18 August 2006