American Idol Taylor Hicks When He was Young…and Actually Handsome!
I like Taylor Hicks and the Soul Patrol and all that good stuff, but you gotta admit, this guy just looks old. Did you ever wonder what he looked like just a few years (or maybe decades) ago? Well, wonder no more, kiddies! Take a gander at the latest American Idol back when his hair wasn’t white. Back then, Taylor is what the kids would call “not bad”. I say he’s aiiight, but then again, I’m a male heterosexual, so I’m obligated to act all cool and whatnot around slightly handsome guys. Ahem.
Katharine McPhee Loses American Idol
Well slap me silly and call me “Uncle Charlie” — everyone’s favorite American Idol, Katharine McPhee, was actually not everyone’s favorite, as she just lost today’s American Idol competition to that white-haired “kid” Taylor Hicks. Oh boy. To help us all overcome this great disappointment, here are some Katharine McPhee from Tuesday’s performance show. God bless ya, Katharine, and keep those cleavage coming, baby! And look, kids, isn’t that Carrie Underwood?
Why Katharine McPhee Should Win American Idol
So you’re asking yourself: Why should I have voted for Katharine McPhee over Taylor? Well duh, besides the fact that she’s extremely hot and doesn’t seem shy about showing off her generous junk in the trunk, there’s — er, well, she’s not shy, okay? That means a lot of potential skin for us boys in the future. And oh yeah — BAM!
Katharine McCleavage
I watched a little bit of “American Idol” yesterday, but had to quickly switch over to the NBA playoffs after a few minutes (thus proving my masculine manhood and so forth and so on), so I didn’t really see the rest of the show. Just enough to hear Katharine do R. Kelly’s “I Believe I Can Fly” and, in my opinion, did a somewhat poor job. She looked nervous as hell and wasn’t into it. So if she gets canned tonight, at least we’ll always have this image of Katharine McPhee’s McFantastic McCleavage to hold onto. Hmm… McCleavage…hold onto…
Katharine McPhee Returns to McHigh School
Unquestionably bootilicious American Idol Final Three contestant Katharine McPhee recently made a return trip to her old stomping ground, Notre Dame High School in Sherman Oaks, California, where she graduated from in 2002. Katharine isn’t the only famous student to have come from NDHS; the school counts among its more famous graduates The OC’s Rachel Bilson, Spiderman’s Kirsten Dunst, and ex-Buffy chick Michelle Trachtenberg. Now that’s a hell of a student body!
Katharine McPhee’s McBooty Shake
Okay, so I’ll admit it; I haven’t been watching all that much of “American Idol” (basketball playoffs and all, give me a break), but apparently Katharine McPhee survived yet another round of elimination, leaving her in the Top 3. Maybe this little ditty, where she shook that glorious booty of hers, helped a bit with the boys back home. Curiously, if you look closely at these screen caps, you’ll notice that the only person completely riveted by Katharine’s booty shaking is… Paula Abdul! Hmm…
Carrie Underwood is an American College Graduate
It looks like Carrie Underwood is determined to buck the trend of “get famous, get rich, and screw being a role model” that so many stars have fallen into. Instead, the “American Idol” winner went back to Northeastern State and finished her credits and graduated with an Bachelor of Arts degree in Communications. Congrats to Carrie, who I wouldn’t mind my daughters looking up to if, that is, I had any daughters. Or kids, actually. (Not that I know of, I mean. Um.)
Kellie Pickler with Short Hair
Look, kids, it’s former American Idol country girl Kellie Pickler returning home with a new and improved short hair! Well, actually, I liked her better with long hair, but what the hey, since this is probably the last time we’ll see of her, this is good enough. I guess “Pick Pickler” wasn’t quite catchy enough, natch. I would have gone with, “Dude, she’s really hot, and don’t you think American Idol can you more hotness? So vote for her already, you idiots!” But maybe that would have been too harsh. Oh well.
Katharine McPhee in Top 4 of American Idol!
Woohoo! Our favorite sexy torch singer Katharine McPhee survived yet another bad performance today when pint-size kiddie Paris Bennett got the boot off “American Idol”. Okay, so Katharine didn’t exactly give a good performance this week, but what the hell, she’s the hottest one on the show, and really, who the hell cares who wins as long as Katharine McPhee is still there? McPheever forever!
Kelly Clarkson Shills for Ford
Being the original American Idol has its privileges, such as getting to sell out for Ford Motors and get a free spanking new Ford Mustang just for taking some photos with the owners in a nice, warmy day and, most likely, doing some TV commercials. I tell ya, the life of a star is sooooo hard. I want a Ford Mustang. When is someone going to send me my Mustang? Anyways, here’s Kelly shilling for Ford. I want one!
Kellie Pickler is Dating Dracula!
Breaking news! After getting booted off “American Idol” Season 5 last week, Kellie Pickler was recently spotted at the opening of “The Drowsy Chaperone” with no other than Dracula, the Prince of Vampires! Oh wait, no, that’s not Drac, that’s just fellow “American Idol” reject Constantine. Oooooh. Oops, sorry, guys. Here are the not-so fearsome twosome on the red carpet getting their PR on. Man, how creepy is Constantine looking in these pictures…
Katharine McPhee in Yellow Dress + Cleavage
American Idol’s sexiest torch singer, Katharine McPhee, from this week’s performance show. She’s in a long, flowing yellow dress showing a generous amount of cleavage. Yes, I’m pretty sure this is as much cleavage, not to mention a lot of leg, from Katharine McPhee. Can you say, “There is a God”?
Katharine McPhee and Kellie Pickler in American Idol Top 6
So American Idol has chosen it’s Top 6, and our two favorite gals, Kellie Pickler and the babelicious Katherine McPhee have survived onward. Here are two picks of them from this week’s performance show. Ain’t they delicious?
Kelly Clarkson = Junk in the Trunk
It comes as no surprise to anyone who has seen her that American Idol herself, Kelly Clarkson, is more than generously endowed, shall we say, in the backside. The girl has junk in the trunk, as the kids would say. Here she is frolicking on the beach in a two-piece bikini, letting all the world get a glimpse of her trunk.
Pick Kellie Pickler
I guess enough people picked country girl Kellie Pickler that she survived another round of “American Idol”. In honor of that, here are some Kellie pics performing on stage, because what’s the point of having a post on American Idol and Kellie Pickler without doing what comes naturally — admire the girl’s hotness without having to deal with the whole singing stuff. Sure, I guess she can sing, but does it really matter? Not to us, it don’t.
Kellie Pickler Overload!
Despite the surfacing of a certain infamous prom picture that we shall not get into here (but will, later, promise!), country sweetheart (or is she?) Kellie Pickler is still one of the favorites to win American Idol. In honor of that, here’s our version of Kellie Pickler overload. P.S. Damn, are those teeth of hers insanely white or what? The last time I had anything that white, I was staring at a piece of printer paper. They’re very white, you know.
Kelly Clarkson is Getting Sexier
I’ve been posting so much about the new American Idol wannabes that I’ve completely forgotten about the original. Kelly Clarkson is definitely stretching beyond the AI program, and she’s getting to be quite a sexy young woman at that. Check out these photos for proof.
It’s Katharine McPhee Time, All the Time!
Continuing our current obsession with all things McPhee, here’s the seductively playful American Idol constestant at various events, including performances on stage.
Kellie Pickler’s Prom Dress — Holy Crap!!
It’s generally accepted that American Idol contestant Kellie Pickler, who hails from a small town somewhere down south, is one of those cute, but innocent young’uns. Apparently not so much! A photo of Kellie, in a very revealing prom dress, has surfaced, and oh my does it look as if our Little Miss Country isn’t so innocent after all. Take a look for yourself!
More Katharine McPhee
More of the playful and sensual Katharine McPhee, who is really the only reason to still watch “American Idol”. That is, unless you’re into crazy ex-pop stars (Paula), incoherent Ebonics talking black dudes (Randy), or crusty Brits (Simon). So here she is, Katharine McPhee in a nice black dress. Then again, everything looks nice on her.