It comes as no surprise to anyone who has seen her that American Idol herself, Kelly Clarkson, is more than generously endowed, shall we say, in the backside. The girl has junk in the trunk, as the kids would say. Here she is frolicking on the beach in a two-piece bikini, letting all the world get a glimpse of her trunk.
30 March 2006
I guess enough people picked country girl Kellie Pickler that she survived another round of “American Idol”. In honor of that, here are some Kellie pics performing on stage, because what’s the point of having a post on American Idol and Kellie Pickler without doing what comes naturally — admire the girl’s hotness without having to deal with the whole singing stuff. Sure, I guess she can sing, but does it really matter? Not to us, it don’t.
28 March 2006
Despite the surfacing of a certain infamous prom picture that we shall not get into here (but will, later, promise!), country sweetheart (or is she?) Kellie Pickler is still one of the favorites to win American Idol. In honor of that, here’s our version of Kellie Pickler overload. P.S. Damn, are those teeth of hers insanely white or what? The last time I had anything that white, I was staring at a piece of printer paper. They’re very white, you know.
25 March 2006
I’ve been posting so much about the new American Idol wannabes that I’ve completely forgotten about the original. Kelly Clarkson is definitely stretching beyond the AI program, and she’s getting to be quite a sexy young woman at that. Check out these photos for proof.
25 March 2006
Continuing our current obsession with all things McPhee, here’s the seductively playful American Idol constestant at various events, including performances on stage.
24 March 2006
It’s generally accepted that American Idol contestant Kellie Pickler, who hails from a small town somewhere down south, is one of those cute, but innocent young’uns. Apparently not so much! A photo of Kellie, in a very revealing prom dress, has surfaced, and oh my does it look as if our Little Miss Country isn’t so innocent after all. Take a look for yourself!
23 March 2006
More of the playful and sensual Katharine McPhee, who is really the only reason to still watch “American Idol”. That is, unless you’re into crazy ex-pop stars (Paula), incoherent Ebonics talking black dudes (Randy), or crusty Brits (Simon). So here she is, Katharine McPhee in a nice black dress. Then again, everything looks nice on her.
22 March 2006
By popular demand, here’s American Idol contestant Katharine McPhee doing her rendition of Aretha Franklin’s “Think” on the show. Pretty good version and sexy as hell, too, but that’s a given since we’re talking about Katharine McPhee here. Tell me you guys aren’t waiting for her to lose so she’ll go pose in FHM or Maxim or something. Admit it!
19 March 2006
The American Idol Season 5 contestants haven’t been getting nearly as much attention, combined, than fellow contestant Katharine McPhee, and really, who can blame the public? McPhee is, like, um, really, really hot. But country girl Kellie Pickler is trying to change that with this, predictably, sweet picture spread. She’s no McPhee, but she ain’t all bad, either. And come on, when you have a sexpot like McPhee, why try to compete? I say go for the crowd that likes their girls sweet and next door. And a little bit hot, too…
18 March 2006
Katharine McPhee’s resident vixen strikes again! Sometimes I don’t know if Katharine McPhee is trying to win a singing contest on American Idol or get herself a Playboy audition. Or maybe both (we can only hope). She’s certainly using that sex appeal to the nth degree, that’s for sure. Oh well, if she loses, there’s always a career as my girlfriend.
13 March 2006
American Idol Season 5 contestants Katharine McPhee and Kellie Pickler posed for some pictures while, er, holding, er, well, look at the pictures yourselves. (Someone has been reading my fantasy journal again!) Actually, Katharine McPhee looks like she’s really into it, while Kellie Pickler looks a little uncomfortable by the close encounter. Ooh, I’ll never look at the show the same way again.
8 March 2006
“American Idol” contestant Katharine McPhee is easily the Kelly Clarkson of Season 5. Wait, is it Season 5? I lost count. Anyhoo. Katharine has a big booty and a great personality, and she’s a major hottie to boot. That booty alone should keep her on the show until the finals, because if I know one thing about America, it’s that we like bit butts and we can’t lie, you brothers can’t deny — er, I mean, Katharine McPhee is really hot.
2 March 2006
Fans of American Idol sweetheart (with emphasis on the sweet part of “sweetheart”) will be giddy today when Carrie Underwood returns to Idol’s Thursday Results Show to sing her #1 hit song “Jesus, Take the Wheel”. You know what I like most about Carrie? You have little doubt she really is as sweet and unpretentious as another supposedly country Idol (*cough*Kelly Clarkson*cough*).
13 February 2006
Let’s just say that Kelly Clarkson has always had more “junk in the trunk” than most singers, but lately it’s appeared as if she’s, er, built a second junk in that trunk. Regardless, there are news that Simon Cowell and the American Idol guys are getting a bit peeve with their original American Idol, because Clarkson won’t let them use her songs in the show. Apparenlty Kelly wants to dump the date that brought her to the dance, as it were, which if true, would be a really, really big shame. Anyways, here’s her performing at the Torino Olympics in Italy looking like she’s ready to freeze to death.
3 February 2006
It looks like the original American Idol continues to take steps toward “The Dark Side” (muahahahahahahha!). Here she is gracing the pages of Blender Magazine in torn stockings and heavy black eyeliner. It’s kind of odd to see her like this, but I guess the music biz had to sink its teeth and claws into her sooner or later. Look at what it did to poor Christina and Britney. From innocent to trash! Oh, Kelly, we hardly knew thee. I expect a nasty spread in Maxim, FHM, or Stuff within the year for Kelly. I wait with bated breath.
18 April 2006