Oh, to be a Victoria’s Secret supermodel. If there was ever such a thing as instant stardom, being plucked out of obscurity (or in most cases nowadays out of some hut in Brazil — what, they live in huts down in Brazil, right?) and slapped with a Victoria’s Secret model tag might just be it. That, and winning on American Idol. Or dressing as a big bright yellow banana and then “singing” (and I use the term loosely) Peanut Butter Jelly Time on national TV, which has got to the both the most annoying and at the same time brilliant song ever written. Like, EVER. Or it’s a close second. Okay, for my money, Peanut Butter Jelly Time is right up there with Happy Birthday as the best songs ever written. It’s a happy song and it’s about your birthday! Brilliant! Where was I? Oh right, some Ana Beatriz Barros for your gawking pleasure.
For my money, any day is a good day for an Ana Beatriz Barros lingerie special posting. Or bikini special posting. Or just walking around the kitchen making coffee special posting. (Preferably doing it without any clothes on, but maybe that’s just wishful thinking.) Where was I? Oh right, Ana Beatriz Barros is a Brazilian model, and I think one of the more intriguing ones. She’s got some nice, killer eyes. One of those “slow eyes” that, nevertheless, looks like she could be a real Tazmanian devil in the sack, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. And if not, er, open a friggin’ book or somethin’, man. Anyways, Ana Beatriz Barros lingerie pictures.
Saying that a Brazilian supermodel is leggy is like saying that Rosie O’Donnell is a big fat loudmouth pig. I mean, come on, it’s obvious, right? In any case, I didn’t fully realize what kind of legs Ana Beatriz Barros had until these ads for some company called something that heterosexual men everywhere shouldn’t know or care about. And yes, the addition of putting Ana Beatriz Barros in a bikini is just icing on the cake. One without the other is enough, but both at the same time? Nice, boys, very nice. I approve wholeheartedly.
A sea of hotties on a Tuesday night? Why not? Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio, Ana Beatriz Barros, Gisele Bundchen, Adriana Lima, Karolina Kurkova, Caroline Trentini, Flavia De Oliveira, Heather Marks, Selita Ebanks, Jessica Stam, Izabel Goulart, Katja Shchekina, Raquel Zimmerman, and Julia Stegner doing the Victoria’s Secret 2006 fashion show. In their underoos. Really, really sexy underoos. Dear God, I think I’m in love. Like, every other second, I mean. ‘Nuff said.
There’s nothing like a good ol fashion movie premiere starring the biggest names in Hollywod and directed by one of the biggest names to ever direct movies to get the Hollywood babes all afluttered and flocking to the red carpet. Then again, they might have just heard that Leo was going to be there, and wanted to get a piece of the Leo train. (That bastard, God I hate him and his easy supermodel-layin’ ways.) Attending were Ana Beatriz Barros (see that snarky comment about Leo and supermodels), the always cute as a button Emmanuelle Chriqui, and Mira Sorvino, whose career, in a bit of a coincidence, everyone thought had “departed”.
Another Random Supermodel of the Day posting, another Brazilian being featured. So what else is new? Here’s bronze Goddess (nice tan) Ana Beatriz Barros, a Victoria’s Secret supermodel who, like her fellow VS’ers, stands approximately 7 feet tall, give or take a few inches. Okay, so maybe she’s not 7 feet tall; probably more like 6′5″ or something…
In this week’s very special episode of Maury, we explore what happens when two very hot Brazilian supermodels touch. And by “touch” I mean get in nothing but bikinis and rub their butt cheeks together. Oh yes. Brazil. Thank you. Here’s fellow Brazilian Victoria’s Secret supermodels Adriana Lima (virgin my ass!) and Ana Beatriz Barros in Photo Magazine sharing a little super special moment. Ain’t that sweet?