You know what time it is, kids? It’s time for bikini goodness from the wonderful world of Colombia! Now I know some of you have never been to Colombia, but I have, and let me assure you, they don’t all ride around on donkeys as you may have heard. In fact, they actually have cars. Sure, they’re all T-models, but cars nonetheless. I kid the Colombians! Anyways, you certainly can’t fault a country that produces girls like Ana Sofia Henao, who knows how to fill that bikini like it’s going out of style. Speaking of which, I once bought a shoe that was going out of style, but by the time I realized it was going out of style, I couldn’t return it. Sucks.
13 March 2008
Being the bikini connoisseur that I am (hey, it’s not just a job, it’s a privilege; how can you, too, become a bikini connoisseur? Email $20 to my Paypal account and I’ll show you the way, my padawan), I’m always on the look-out for a woman who can fill out that two-piece bikini like no one’s business. And I have to say, our Latin Flavor of the Day Ana Sofia Henao is definitely making a case for having a pretty excellento (that’s excellent in Spanish) bikini body. She’s not quite there yet, mind you, but given a little more time in the gym (do they have gyms in Colombia, and are they made up of coconuts?), a better diet, she could harden that mid-section and get Nell Andrews in a bikini hot. But hey, she’s getting there, and it’s a work in progress…
25 March 2009