16-11-2007 | Angie Harmon, Celebrities in Bikinis
I always knew that Angie Harmon had a tight body underneath all those clothes she’s usually required to wear in her movie and TV roles, but I’ll be damn if I had any idea it was this awesome of a body. Here’s Angie Harmon on the cover (and in the pages, one presumes) of the latest issue of Shape Magazine. I love Shape Mag. Really. These guys have a lifelong fan in me. Who else could convince super hot celebrities to pose in a two-piece bikini on their cover and have every single cover look like a thousand bucks? Seriously, damn, way to go, Shape. You da man!
In the new ABC show “The Women’s Murder Club”, a homicide detective, a medical examiner, a newspaper reporter and a young assistant district attorney work together to solve homicide investigations in San Francisco. The whole thing is based on a series of books by James Patterson, and here are some promos for the show. The lead is obviously Angie Harmon as the cop (she’s tough and hot, so I’ll buy it), but I have no idea who the other girls (Laura Harris, Paula Newsome, and Aubrey Dollar) plays. I’m guessing Harris is the reporter and Dollar is the D.A., with Newsome as the M.E. It sounds like an interesting show, but basically I’ll watch anything for my daily dose of Angie Harmon. I hope it’s good, though.
So here’s the premise for Angie Harmon’s new TV show, “Women’s Murder Club”: “A homicide detective, a medical examiner, a newspaper reporter and a young assistant district attorney work together to solve homicide investigations. Based on a book by James Patterson.” It’s actually based on a series of books by Patterson, who if you don’t recall, is also the writer of “Kiss The Girls”, which is one of many Alex Cross thriller novels, portrayed onscreen by Morgan Freeman. Freeman isn’t anywhere near the “Women’s Murder Club” series as far as I can tell, but we do get Angie Harmon instead, and three other (probably) hot chicks in the cast. It’ll probably get canceled, but hey, at least Angie’s back on TV. Temporarily. Hurray!
Hottie and a half Angie Harmon hasn’t exactly been burning up the movie screens after leaving “Law and Order”, but that hasn’t stopped her from doing 3 films in 2006. Here’s the very leggy Texan (woot woot! Texans rule, beeyatch!) on a yacht with hubby Jason Sehorn for Tango Magazine. The only person who can match Angie for great legs is Stacy Keibler because God loves tall chicks with long legs. And I think you can see Sehorn on TV doing football stuff or sumtin’.
Face it, Hollywood chicks dig the Vice. Miami Vice, that is. And although most of them were probably not even alive when the show was originally on TV, they’ve come out of the Hollywood Hills for the premiere of Michael Mann’s remake of his own television show, starring Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx, who, according to the previews, is no one’s second banana in the flick. Present and accounted for, vices in hand, were Garcelle “She Gives me NYPD Blue Balls” Beauvais-Nilon, Emmanuelle “Sweet Chick” Chriqui, Kelly “OKay, okay, Stop with the Hu’s That girl Jokes Already” Hu, Gong “The Bell Gongs For Me, Beeyatch!” Li, Angie “Someone Give Me a Job” Harmon, and of course, Michelle “Tough Girls don’t Shave” Rodriguez.
If you were looking for Hollywood hotties last night, the Waist Down Skirts party presented by Miuccia Prada was the place to be. Had you been there (Where were you, loser?), you would have bumped into hotties like Ali “Is that Your Final Destination Answer?” Larter, Amanda “What Feet?” Peet, Jeri “Someone Please Hire Me, I’m Hot!” Ryan, Molly “If You Got the Money I Got The Sin City” Sims, Lindsay “I love Bikinis” Lohan, Angie “Texans Rock!” Harmon, model-turned-actress Amber “I Got Yer Transporer Right ‘Ere” Valetta, Heather “Boogie Nights 2, Anyone? Anyone?” Graham, Rebecca “Pepper Dennis? What was I thinking!” Romijn, Michelle “Would You Guys Please do a Buffy Movie already?” Trachtenberg, and Eva “How Many Times Do I have To Keep Telling You? I’m the OTHER Eva!” Mendes. And oh yeah, I think Prada is a fashion line or sumthin’. 
I love Angie Harmon. That husky voice, those long, long legs, that lean, sleek body… And the fact that she’s a fellow Texan (and proud of it, damn it!) doesn’t hurt, either. So I’m always happy to bring you new photos of the lovely Miss Angie Harmon, and here she is in a stunning black low-cut number. 
Speaking of ex-”Law and Order” babes, here’s Angie Harmon, who is personally my favorite of the criminal-fighting hotties on the show, at somet Travel Leisure Magazine shindig judging by the background. Texan hotties rule!
A stack of pictures that proves Angie Harmon is one of the world’s most beautiful woman. Too bad the full extent of her movie career since “Law and Order” is that teen James Bond movie with that kid from “Malcolm in the Middle”. Oh well.