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Anna Faris Brings the Tuesday Bikini Goodness

30 June 2009

So actress Anna Faris (you remember her, the blonde cutie from the “Scary Movie” movies?) recently eloped with some guy who isn’t anywhere in her league, and the duo went to Hawaii for their honeymoon. That means, of course, beach bikini pics from Anna Faris. Now the worst part about this? The fact that Anna Faris has married a guy who isn’t anywhere in her league, and just how often do you think the poor dude will be hearing this from this point on? Everytime people see the two together, all people will be thinking is, “Look, he’s so not in her league”. Then again, he gets to hit that ass at night, so maybe being mocked by the world is a small price to pay.

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Anna Faris Continues the Hot Streak in Arena

25 March 2009

Remember when Anna Faris was the wacky girl next door type in the “Scary Movie” flicks? She basically played the straight man in the whole franchise to the Wayans brothers. And let me tell you, when you have to play straight man to the “comedy” of the Wayans, you’re doing yeomen’s work there, chief. What I’m trying to say is, the Wayans suck, but Anna Faris does not. Here’s the now-blonde bombshell continuing her trend of showing up in magazines looking all hot and what have you. Say, Anna Faris, how about doing that Deep Throat movie you’ve been promising us? See, I just wanna watch it for the acting. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

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The Very Cute Anna Faris and her Very Cute Ass in GQ

18 March 2009

I get the feeling it won’t be long before Anna Faris and her management convinces her that in order to be taken seriously as an actress, she has to do a movie where she takes off her top and gets groped by a Latino gangbanger in a seedy motel. I call it the Anne Hathaway Method. Hey, it worked for Anne Hathaway! Or maybe she can go the Natalie Portman and Jessica Alba route and pretend to play a stripper, but never actually show anything. She can be edgy and mature and still be a prude! I call that the Bullshit Hollywood Stripper Method. Whatever she decides to do, Anna Faris will look good doing it. This recent spread in GQ mag makes my case for me.

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Anna Faris is the House Bunny

30 June 2008

Here’s the plot of “The House Bunny”: “When Shelly, a Playboy bunny, is tossed out of the mansion, she has nowhere to go until she falls in with the sorority girls from Zeta Alpha Zeta. The members of the sorority – who also have got to be the seven most socially clueless women on the planet – are about to lose their house. They need a dose of what only the eternally bubbly Shelley can provide… but they will each learn on their own to stop pretending to be what others want them to be and start being themselves.” Anna Faris plays Shelly, the ex-Playboy bunny. The flick also co-stars Katharine McPhee of American Idol fame. But it’s basically Anna Faris covered in pink stuff running around the movie with the skimpiest of pink stuff on. Some promos from the movie below.

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