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Willa Ford is Anna Nicole: The Movie Trailer

Oh come on, admit it, you’re dying to see this train wreck of a movie (kinda like the woman herself — wait, too soon?), so in service of giving my readers (yes, all two of you) what you came here for, here’s the movie trailer for “Anna Nicole”, the made-for-TV movie starring Willa Ford as … wait for it, wait for it … Anna Nicole. It’s directed by Keoni Waxman, veteran of way too many TV movies for someone who (probably) graduated film school with plans to make it big in Hollywood, and written by Joseph Nasser, whose name shows up at the start of the movie as the owner of the production company behind the movie. Wait, did this dude write the movie and then spent his own money to make it? Possibly. Of course I could probably do a little googling and come up with an actual answer, but nah, it might turn out to be wrong and that would just torpedo the last few sentences, which would just suck.

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Anna Nicole Smith’s Final Movie Illegal Aliens Images

The company line for Anna Nicole Smith’s final movie: “You thought they were from another planet… you were right! “Charlie’s Angels” goes sci-fi, with a touch of “Men in Black” thrown in for good measure, when three aliens morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect the earth from the intergalactic forces of evil. Guided by Syntax, their holographic mentor, these ILLEGAL ALIENS are willing to use every trick in the book and every sexy outfit in their wardrobe to accomplish their mission! This film is filled with high-energy action, lowbrow spoofs, and the high-camp acting reminiscent of the classic b-movie genre… how else could this film get away with Anna Nicole Smith saving the world? ILLEGAL ALIENS pokes fun at today’s Hollywood and pays tribute to the so-called “bad movies” we all love to hate!” Um, yeah.

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Willa Ford is Anna Nicole Smith in ANNA NICOLE

It’s been how long since Anna Nicole Smith’s death? A week? A month? Two months? (As you can probably tell, I don’t keep up with this crap.) Regardless of how long it’s been (or how long it hasn’t been, actually), a movie is already in the works about the fallen Playboy model turned Reality TV joke called, appropriately enough, “Anna Nicole”. Variety reports that dancer and singer (and most importantly Maxim covergirl) Willa Ford will be playing Smith from age 17 until her death in February at 39. I wonder how they’re going to do the weight change? As we all know, Anna went from Playboy fit to sit-on-the-couch groaning obscenely fat, before trimming down again.

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Anna Nicole Dead at Age 39

The weird and oftentimes compounding life of Anna Nicole Smith has come to an end, when the former Playboy Playmate and Reality TV star died at the age of 39 in her hotel room at the nearby Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Florida. Cause of her death isn’t known yet, but the fact that she had a nurse in the room with her when she died is indication that something was wrong well before yesterday. In any case, I feel bad for Anna Nicole Smith, especially toward the end of her life. The whole situation in the Bahamas with her son Daniel, the paternity of her new newborn daughter… It’s all a little much, especially for someone as emotionally fragile as Anna Nicole. We feel sorry for her daughter, whose paternity is still in doubt. Read the rest of this at People.com’s site here.

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Anna Nicole Smith Marries Howard Stern

Well, Howard K. Stern, to be precise, as I’m sure the other Howard Stern would rather not be associated with Anna Nicole Smith and the phrase “married to”. Then again, Howard hasn’t gotten his dose of national media attention this year, so maybe he’s itching for some… But I digress. Word comes down from various places (starting here) that Anna Nicole Smith has gotten hitched to her longtime lawyer (and apparently the daddy of her recent baby) Howard K. Stern. We personally don’t care, but this does give us an excuse to post pictures of Anna Nicole Smith back when she was hot. To be honest, at this point I’m not sure when that was, but there was a time…

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Anna Nicole Smith Continues to Confound and Intrigue

I’ll be a monkey’s uncle if Anna Nicole Smith isn’t the most confounding and at the same time curiously interesting people on the planet. First she was a waitress in Texas, then she was a Playboy playmate, then she married some old guy in a wheelchair, then she had a Reality TV show, then she got really fat, then really skinny, then bam — she’s in the Bahamas and her son is dead in the hallway of the hospital where she’s giving birth to her second child, whose father no one knows the identity off. Damn! If we could only squeeze about 10% of what this woman has done and gone through in our lifetime, we’d feel pretty full.

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