The New 90210 Posters Sell Bikinis, Bikinis, and More Bikinis
Okay, so it’s not hot young people having sex, but the posters for the CW’s new teen-centric show 90210 (aka Beverly Hills 90210, the Next Generation) features its own gaggle of hot young female actresses in bikinis and lounging about by the pool. Because, you know, that’s what California teens who live in Beverly Hills like to do when they’re not, like, shopping on Rodeo Drive or something. What do I know, the last time I was in Beverly Hills, someone towed my car and I got mugged. But I digress. Posters for the new CW show below. They need to take some lessons from their fellow CW show, Gossip Girl, and provide more titillation. All these bikini stuff is nice, but it ain’t gonna get me up in the morning, if you know what I mean.
The DAY OF THE DEAD Remake Is Not So Good
The verdict is in: Hollywood needs to stop remaking classic horror films. Oh wait, nevermind. That horse got out of the barn a looooong time ago, and it’s not gonna come back in as long as Hollywood can make a dime or two off it without having to really work hard at it. Such is the zombie movie “Day of the Dead”, a supposedly remake of George Romero’s 1980s movie of the same name, that will surely be sold similar to Zach Snyder’s 2004 remake of Romero’s “Dawn of the Dead”. But according to a reviewer at AICN, this “Day of the Dead” sucks monkey balls. HARD.