Anne Heche and Hubby are Splitsville

Wha? Anne Heche got married? To a man? But I thought Anne Heche was gay? Say what? So how did she get married to a man? I thought she was shacking up with Ellen Degeneres? Oh man, I’m so confused. Apparently Anne Heche went and got married to some dude name Coley Laffoon five years ago, and the guy has now filed for divorce. And get this — apparently the duo met when Laffoon filmed a documentary on Degeneres, and now they have broken up because Heche is seeing another man. I mean, what the hell? Hollywood confuses me to no end, damn.