April Scott Shills for Bud Select
Oh come on, we ALL know women who drink beer, and we all know they don’t LOOK like April Scott, the current spokesmodel for Bud Select beer. Women who drink beer are cool and all, but they don’t have this kind of curves. Sure, they have curves, but not April Scott kind of curves. Then again, April Scott has always been kind of freaky in that those curves are insanely, well, curvy. Here’s the actress/model (did you see her in the “Dukes of Hazard” sequel? Brilliant!) selling some Bud Select beers. Buy a couple when you’re at the bar just to keep the girl working, will ya?
Holy April Scott Bikini Pictures
I’m almost 100% certain that model turned cough actress cough April Scott won’t be able to act her way out of a paper bag in the upcoming “Dukes of Hazzards” sequel (”The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning”!) which will hit video sometime in 2007. Just as I’m almost 100% certain that it won’t matter a bit, as April Scott assaying the part of Daisy Dukes, left vacant by the vacant Jessica Simpson, was a natural, as these (barely) bikini and (oh so) assless chaps pictures will certainly attest to. Great Scott indeed!
April Scott is the New Daisy Dukes
According to the trades, model April Scott has taken over the role of Daisy Dukes from Jessica Simpson in the direct-to-video sequel to “The Dukes of Hazzard” movie because, you know, what this world needs is a sequel to “The Dukes of Hazzard”. Or somethin’. Anyways, Scott will undoubtedly be the perfect Daisy Dukes, if you consider a freakish figure, non-existent waistline, giant fake balloons for knockers, and sharp-as-a-knife face to be the “perfect” anything. God bless plastic surgeons.