The Girls of Football Wives: Arielle Kebbel, Gabrielle Union, Holly Robinson Peete, Kiele Sanchez, and Lucy Lawless
I don’t know why we haven’t heard more about ABC’s Football Wives, the American remake of the British show Footballers Wives (with football being soccer over there, and football being, well, real football over here), but I’m guessing it’s probably because the show sucks, so no one wants to put it out there to be ridiculed. Or if not, then wow, they’re really burying a show with some pretty big names attached. How big? Try Arielle Kebbel, Gabrielle Union, Holly Robinson Peete, Kiele Sanchez, and Lucy Lawless. Okay, so only Lucy Lawless and Gabrielle Union is kinda big, but you know, for regular readers of this site, there’s no one bigger than the super hot Arielle Kebbel. The show may still be hidden, but promos of the girls for the show are already out and about. Check them out.
Your Random Dose of Arielle Kebbel
Arielle Kebbel has the face of an angel, the body of a Goddess. She’s been in “John Tucker Must Die”, the horror sequel “The Grudge 2″, and guest-starred in shows like “Shark” and “CSI: Miami”. In 2007, she’s got two movies, “Daydreamer” and “Forever Strong”, plus a TV show, the American version of “Footballers Wives”. She seems a bit young to be playing the wife of a football athlete in the show, so I’m guessing she’ll be doing only a guest spot. The young woman has better fishes to fry on the big screen, so I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s where her fame and fortune lay. Speaking of lay, here’s your random dose of Arielle Kebbel. (Yeah, I know, that last one didn’t make any sense to me, either, but just go with it…)
Oliver Stone Does Afghanistan
I don’t trust Oliver Stone. Sure, he’s the guy that gave us classics like “Scarface” and “Wall Street”, but he’s also the douche bag that gave us “Comandante”, his love song to murderous Cuban dictator Fidel Castro. And let’s not forget the piece of excrement that was “Alexander”. But in any case, Ollie plans to do yet another 9/11-based film, this time about the invasion of Afghanistan, and the CIA’s part in bringing down the Taliban. Sounds innocuous enough from an American-hating POV, but I’m sure Ollie will be able to slip in all manner of anti-American crap, especially since it’s very popular these days in Lalaland to diss the War on Terror, so I’m sure Ollie feels perfectly safe to do so.
Spotlight on “The Grudge 2’s” Arielle Kebbel
Sarah Michelle Gellar gets top billing for “The Grudge 2″, but the movie’s real star is young bucks Amber Tamblyn and Arielle Kebbel, and since Arielle is the hotter of the two, we’re going to focus on her. Before hitting the big time, our girl did beauty pageants and then graduated into the pages of Maxim Magazine. She was in “John Tucker Must Die” and “Aquamarine” and has no less than six movies coming out in 2006. The girl’s going to run herself ragged if she keeps up this pace. Wonder if she’ll be back for “The Grudge 3″, but I guess that’ll depend on rather her character survives…
Hollywood Babes Love to Hold a “Grudge 2″
Who knew a scary ass Japanese mom and her equally scary ass kid could be so popular? Apparently the Japanese knew, because before “The Grudge” came to America, it was a Japanese horror franchise. Thanks to Sam Raimi, who knows a thing or two about cool horror franchises, “The Grudge” has now been Americanized (don’t get your panties into a bunch, the original Japanese creator/director is doing the remakes himself), which leads to Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nikki Griffin, Amber Tamblyn, Arielle Kebbel, Eva LaRue, and Kristen Bell braving the horrors to attend the premiere. Those brave, brave girls.
Hollywood Babes Love Horror Movies with a “Pulse”
There’s nothing like a good ol fashion remake of a Japanese horror movie to bring out the Hollywood babes. In the movie “Pulse”, ghostly spirits try to make their way back into the land of the living using shadows, the Internet (I knew that Internet was up to no good!), and washing machines. And the only thing that can stop them is red tape over doors and the combined powers of Kirsten Bell and Christina Milian’s washboard abs. I like our chances!
Hollywood Babes Agree that “John Tucker Must Die”
Hot Hollywood babes agree — they must all attend the premiere of “John Tucker Must Die”! (I’m tellin’ ya, kids, this stuff just rights itself!) The movie is a comedy about some guy named John Tucker who, urm, must die. Or somethin’. Anyhoo, the hotties joining the fray includes the film’s stars Arielle Kebbel, Brittany Snow, and singer-turned-actress Ashanti. And just for the heck of it, “Desperate Housewives’” Eva Longoria joined the fun to show the kids how it’s done. And go see “John Tucker”. Or don’t. See if I care.