You think if Ashley Greene showed off these kinds of legs in the “Twilight” movie that the kids love so much that vampires would bite her in the legs instead of on the neck? I’m just wondering. Heck, I’m talking out of my butt, since I don’t even know if Ashley Greene is one of the vampires or not. She probably is. Or isn’t. Who knows. Sure, I could find out by watching the movie, or Googling, but who has time for that? Am I right or am I right? Here’s Ashley Greene showing off the goods.
10 November 2008
What’s that? You have no idea who this Ashley Greene person is? Well I wouldn’t fret too much, at least until the movie “Twilight” opens and every kid in the world finds out who Ashley Greene is. She’s one of the actresses in the movie, in case that last sentence was too deep for ya. Anyways, Ashley Greene is one of the Twilight girls, which pretty much guarantees her instant star status among the tweeners who reads those Twilight books and flock to see the movie, like, a hundred times or what have you. It’s about teen angst and vampires and junk like that. Basically the CW with vampires. I think. Heck, I’m probably wrong, but that won’t stop me from pretending I know what I’m talking about, cause that’s just how I roll, bitches. Anyways, Ashley Greene is hot, and she’s making a case for her hotness, probably because her character in the movie is kinda plain looking. We would like to assure her that we fully agree with her.
14 October 2009