Ashley Judd Lives!
If you were one of the many people who thought Ashley Judd had fallen off the face of the Earth, or gotten hit by a car and then rushed off to a secret underground hospital for celebs where she underwent extensive plastic surgery for the last few years, then join the club. But have no fear, Judd lovers, because the loveliest Judd is back with a new movie called “Come Early Morning”, described as, well, it’s a chick flick, okay? If you aren’t into chick flicks, you’ll snore through it; if you loved “Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood”, you’ll be like a crackwhore in a dark alleyway. Anyways, I’m just glad to see that Ashley Judd is, in fact, alive and kicking. And still lovely as all get out, too.
Hot Chicks Love the ESPY Awards
The ESPYs, for those of you who don’t know (and that probably goes for most of you) is an Awards Show for, well, athletes. It’s the brainchild of ESPN, and basically hands out pre-approved awards to jocks in attendance in various categories. The whole thing is a big ruse for Hollywood stars to mingle with their athletic idols, and blah blah blah. This year’s awards show is hosted by Tour De Lance. But nevermind that. Hot chicks in attendance at this year’s ESPY includes Carmen “What am I Famous for again?” Electra, Christine “Don’t Call Me Marsha Marsha Marsha!” Taylor, Mariah “Boobies! Boobies for Everyone!” Carey, Ashley “I Married a French Guy!” Judd, Danica “I Like ‘Em Fast and Hard, Baby!” Patrick, Eva “I’m the OTHER Eva” Mendes, Maria “Someone Called for a Goddess?” Sharapova, and of course, Jessica “Just Call me Hard Body” Biel.