The Leggy Goodness of Ashley Tisdale
What are the chances that blonde, leggy Disney Goddess Ashley Tisdale will detour into the same kind of naughtiness like fellow Disney ingenues Vanessa Hudgens, Christina Aguilera, and Britney Spears? Probably not. Of all the Disney girls, Ashley Tisdale just seems to have a better head on her shoulders. Plus, she just looks young, but she’s actually already in her ’20s, and if you haven’t gone “bad” by then, you probably never will. Which is good for her; you sort of get tired of seeing all these former good girls go terribly, terribly bad. Let’s face it, we still don’t look at Vanessa Hudgens the same way again post her infamous naked pictures hullabaloo. Am I right or am I right? Ashley Tisdale should keep on looking leggy and hot; sure, it won’t sell nearly as many records, but at least she won’t have to hide her head in shame 10 years from now.
Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini Pictures Make a Comeback
Around the same time this year, Ashley Tisdale treated us to some very nice bikini pictures, and yes, that body was just as nice as we always suspected that it would be. As someone who has probably seen one The Suite Life of Zack and Cody more than humanly necessary for an adult male (hey, it’s not my fault, I have nephews, and they basically live on a steady diet of Disney Channel shows — yeah, that’s the ticket), I gotta admit, any chance to ogle bikini pictures of Ashley Tisdale is A-Okay in my book. Hey, if she didn’t want us to admire what’s underneath that clothes, she shouldn’t look so good. Yeah, that’s right, it’s all her fault. Whew, I’m glad we’re off the hook!
Ashley Tisdale Makes Me Tingly
So I’ve been seeing this commercial for some shoe or something — I didn’t really focus on the shoe or the brand name too much, mostly because the star of the commercial was Ashley Tisdale, doing a dance that was cut from her music video for “He Said, She Said”. It was, uh, a very stimulating 10-second or so dance that she did there, kids, which made me hunt down the longer version on YouTube. Below is the video for “He Said, She Said” from 2007, which features that dance I’m talking about, but I actually prefer the commercial, which gets right to the point. I hate foreplay.
More Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures
I must admit, the last time I saw a batch of Ashley Tisdale bikini pictures, I wasn’t all that impressed. I’m sorry, but I just expected more. (Is it too much for me to expect perfection in my female celebrities?) But I have to admit, these latest batch of Ashley Tisdale bikini pictures are quite fantastic. Maybe I was expecting too much that time, or Ashley wasn’t quite herself, but she sure has made up for it with these new batch. And let me just say, I’m sorry I doubted you, Ashley. You are SMOKING.
Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures
I love my readers, all 3 of them, because they send me stuff like bikini pictures of Ashley Tisdale at the beach. I mean, come on, other people get lollipops in their stockings, and I get bikini pictures of Ashley Tisdale. How cool is my job? And of course by job I mean I sit at the computer trying not to go blind, but I digress. Thanks to cool dudes like The_One_King, here are those bikini pictures of Ashley Tisdale that I know you guys have been dying to see. Yes, she’s a Disney Channel girl, but she’s also 22, so don’t sweat the pervy feelings, boys.
Ashley Tisdale Shows Legs
Everytime I look at my referrer logs, I see a ton of search phrases for Ashley Tisdale with the word “bikini” in them. Sorry, guys, I don’t have any Ashley Tisdale bikini pictures, but I do have these, of Ashley Tisdale showing off some legs and wearing a short skirt while performing. Nothing risque, and certainly nothing that would get her fired by the Disney Channel, which currently employs her as one of the stars of “The Suite Life”. But don’t get depressed; sooner or later, Ashley will slip on the bikini, and you will get it here.
Babes at the MTV Movie Awards: Final Round-Up
Okay, so we forgot a couple of really good looking women who attended Sunday’s 2007 MTV Movie Awards (aka the Movie Awards show that means absolutely nothing, but everyone seems to really love). Among those blessed angels we passed up (and shame on us!) were Elizabeth Banks (she’s changed somehow…), Jessica Alba (try to ignore the ugly dress), Amanda Bynes (our Amanda is growing up!), Jessica Biel (another fashion victim, and I don’t even know anything about fashion), Ashley Tisdale (sweet and sexy!), and finally, a barely recognizable Brittany Daniel. What exactly did Brittany do to herself? Only her stylist knows, and it’s too scary for me to find out.
Ashley Tisdale in Blender Magazine
If you don’t know the name Ashley Tisdale, then you either don’t have kids, you don’t watch the Disney Channel, or, um, well, you’re probably normal. Ashley Tisdale is one of the stars on the Disney Channel’s “Zach and Cody” show, about two kids who live in a hotel and does stuff to the black hotel manager. There’s an Asian girl who is really rich and Ashley Tisdale, who plays the white girl who isn’t rich, but is friend with the stuck up Asian girl. Anyways, Ashley Tisdale is also a singer, and she’s launching her first album and doing the PR rounds. Here she is in Blender Magazine, which is usually reserved for musicians who wants to take it mostly off. Ashley doesn’t take it mostly off, which is kind of a gyp, if you ask me. Either go for it or don’t do it, toots.
Hollywood Babes Love the 2006 Teen Choice Awards
Hot hollywood babes love teens. Just ask Demi Moore. So when there’s an Awards show where teens get to pick the winners (never you mind what for, just go with it), the Hollywood babes will of course attend. Out and about this weekend for such an occassion was Kirstin Cavallari, a newly single Carmen Electra, someone name Ashley Tisdale, Ashley Olsen (minus Mary-Kate — gasp!), Jessica Simpson, and reigning “OC” babe Rachel Bilson. What, no special appearance by Hilary Duff? I’m so disillusioned.