Audrina Patridge in Maxim
I think for a time there The Hills star Audrina Patridge wanted to be in Playboy, but that didn’t work out. (Although if you want to see Audrina Patridge and her hooters, Google it, there should be a ton of it out there.) But for those who just wants to see Audrina Patridge in skimpy wear, here she is in the latest issue of Maxim Magazine. So run out to your local newsstands and grab yourself a copy. What, your city still have newsstands, right? I can’t even begin to find one in my city. Which is probably why I order everything online. That, and the fact that when I try to buy the latest issue of “Guys Who Dig Big Girls Covered in Gravy”, the guy behind the counter always gives me a weird look. Stop judging me, you bastard! Anyways, Audrina Patridge in Maxim.
Audrina Patridge and her Hills are Worth Ogling
You can say a lot of things about the girls of MTV’s The Hills, but one thing you can’t say about them is that they don’t make themselves available for the camera, and looking their best doing it, too. Okay, so maybe one or two of the Hills gals are too good to be modeling bikinis on a beach or at the pool, but that’s their problem. We’re delighted that Audrina Patridge knows what she’s got, and doesn’t mind showing it off to the world. And really, when what you have looks this good, why would you want to hide it? Exactly. Now if you don’t mind, check out them hills! (Yes, I will never get tired of using that pun when it comes to the girls of The Hills. That’s just how I roll, brotha.)
Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures from the Set of Into the Blue 2
If you hadn’t already heard, The Hills star Audrina Patridge is following in the footsteps of former MTV fake reality TV show star Kristin Cavallari into the wide world of actual acting. You know, the movies. Well, as “real acting” as you will likely get in a sequel to a Jessica Alba movie. Here’s a trick to upstaging the original with Alba and Paul Walker — actually ACT. Yeah, I know, it ain’t gonna be that easy to do. But hey, “Into the Blue 2″ has a couple of nice assets to help it survive the lull between the hot dames trying to “act” — it’s got Audrina Patridge and Laura Vandervoort in bikinis. Oh my. Here’s Audrina doing her part on the set of the direct-to-DVD flick. God Bless them Hills.
Audrina Patridge to do the Bikini Thing in the Movies
What’s that, you say? Isn’t The Hills fake to begin with anyway, and they’re all acting on it? Well, maybe, but it’s still not officially a fictional show, so, you know, go with the Reality TV stuff they’re trying to sell. Anyhoo. Audrina, following in the footsteps of faux MTV reality TV star Kristin Cavallari, has made the leap to acting. She’ll be co-starring in a direct-to-DVD sequel to the Jessica Alba bikini-fest called “Into the Blue”. This one will be called, strangely enough, “Into the Blue 2″, and will also co-star another TV hottie, Laura Vandervoort from Smallville. And yeah, I’m guessing they’ll be a lot of hunky guys walking around without their shirts too, for all you girls (and some guys) out there.
Audrina Patridge’s Playboy Audition Pictures
So before she landed on MTV’s “reality” (cough*bullshit*cough) TV show “The Hills”, Audrina Patridge was trying to get into Playboy. She was just out of high school, but thanks to a healthy family coffer (i.e. her folks are stinkin’ rich), was able to pay a professional photographer to snap these pics of her in the nude showing off what a lot of money and not a single second of hard labor produces at the tender age of 18. The boys at WWTTD have the pictures for ya, click here to see them. And yes, she is very nude; and yes, I’d climb them hills in a second. We don’t have the nude pictures of her, but we do have some bikini pictures (below).
The Hills’ Audrina Patridge in Stuff
Lauren Conrad who? Okay, so maybe Conrad’s The Hills co-star Audrina Patridge still haven’t reached that level where she’ll make people forget about Lauren Conrad’s inherent hotness just yet, but she’s getting there! And appearing in Stuff Magazine was certainly not a bad way to do it. Check out some pictures of Audriana in Stuff below, and head over to stuff to check out a video of the photoshoot here. Can you hear it? Yes, that’s me singing, “And the Hills are alive with bikini-clad babes…” I know, right? I have a great voice. I should do this professionally or somethin’.
The Hills Girls Bikini Pictures
Here’s a question I’ve always wondered: If you’re the stars of a Reality TV show that chronicles your life and dating habits, where do you go when you’re not being filmed? Or is there ever a time when you’re NOT film? Do you ever get up in the morning and go, “Dude, I hate going to work?” Because, well, your life IS your work? Anyways, nevermind all that. MTV’s “The Hills” is back, and the girls of the show recently spent their time at the beach in their bikinis throwing a football around. Now I’ll grant you that I can’t tell the girls apart, except for Lauren Conrad, the most attractive one in the bunch and who looks very yummy in her two-piece bikini, but as for the other girls, um, your guess is as good as mine. I don’t see Heidi anywhere, though…
Lauren Conrad and Girls of The Hills Season 3
Hey look, kids, it’s California Stereotype Central — aka the cast of MTV’s “The Hills” Season 3! Yes, that’s right, the Cali girls and their ridiculously inane problems are back. It’s Lauren Conrad fretting about her boy problems, Heidi Montag introducing the gang to her new implants, Whitney Port explaining the magazine business to her buds, and Audrina Patridge getting cozy with Lauren in Heidi’s old pads. Can you say, “Potential lesbian action”? Okay, so you can say that, but it’s probably not gonna happen, which is a damn crying shame. Anyhoo, here are the girls in their show’s Season 3 promos. I gotsa get me to California and hang out in them hills…