Avril Lavigne in Maxim
How funny is it that goody-two shoes Hilary Duff, what with her innocent cuteness and whatnot, beat punk rocker and all-around bad girl Avril Lavigne to appearing in Maxim? Why, it’s like the end of the world! Only the end of the world has gotten really sexy, because Avril Lavigne looks pretty damn hot in the latest issue of Maxim. Seriously, if this is what the world of punk rockers has come to, where do I sign up! And of course by “signing up” I mean where can I download some free songs and camp out outside their concerts hoping some pothead will toss a half-smoked roach so I can enjoy myself, but perhaps I’ve said too much.
Celebrity Cleavage: Avril Lavigne
So when did Avril Lavigne gets stacked? And of course by “stacked” I mean, “Dude, did Avril Lavigne get breast implants or is she just showing natural cleavage here”? Of course that generous celebrity cleavage could just be the product of a wonderous wonderbra. In which case, I think men everywhere should band together and make a law banning these wonderbras. I mean, come on, man, it’s like false advertisement! Of course, the superficial part of me wants to believe that Avril Lavigne has gone under the knife and got some breast implants, but the practical side of me knows it’s just the product of a wonderbra. Whatever happened to the days when girls just got implants? Sigh.
Avril Lavigne Topless in Blender
Avril Lavigne getting topless (well, sort of) for Blender magazine isn’t really Music News per se, but since I rarely post any music news, and I have that category sitting around not doing any work (pay for your keep, you bastard!), I thought I’d add this posting of Avril Lavigne (kinda) topless in Blender in it anyway. Um, what was I saying? Oh right, Avril Lavigne is topless in the latest issue of Blender Magazine. Okay, so maybe she’s not completely topless. But she doesn’t have any shirt on underneath that jacket or what have you. It’s not nearly as sexy as it sounds, alas. Well, unless you like Avril Lavigne, then it’s pretty damn sexy. And Yes, I agree with the text on the cover: “Hell Yeah she’s hot!”
Avril Lavigne in Arena Magazine
I will confess to never having been a fan of Avril Lavigne. Yes, I’ve heard her songs, and I think some of them are actually pretty catchy. Mind you, I don’t recall any of the titles, and I can’t sing a single verse from her songs, but I liked what I heard when I heard it, even though none of it comes to mind at the moment. Anyhoo, Avril Lavigne is quickly growing on me, with an intriguing transformation from Punk Girl Anthem to Sexy Young Woman. Here she is in Arena Magazine, looking better still. I swear, she gets sexier everytime I see her. Is that possible? Why yes, it is.
Avril Lavigne Wedding Pictures
Punk rocker Avril Lavigne has apparently said goodbye to the punk personal completely by doing the most traditional thing of them all and getting hitched to Sum 41’s Deryck Whibley in a marriage destined to last no more than three year, tops. Why am I giving them a full three years? Because they’ll never see each other more than a few days a month (touring, appearances, etc), which should lengthen the marriage by a couple of faux years at the least. (No, I’m not being a spoiled sport, just realistic. It’s a famous wedding. They never last, especially when they’re this young.) But I digress. Here are some Avril Lavigne wedding pictures. She certainly makes a lovely bride, doesn’t she?
Avril Lavigne is Really Hot
So I guess it’s official, huh? Canadian punk rocker Avril Lavigne is no longer punk. Hell, you can’t get any less punk than she is here, on the red carpet at Cannes doing the glamour thing. Oh my God, is Avril Lavigne friggin gorgeous are have I been transported to an alternate Earth where boy bands are outlawed and American Idol is only allowed to have one contestant, a naked Katharine McPhee. But I digress.
Avril Lavigne in a Bikini on the Beach
Hey, I thought Avril Lavigne was a punk rocker who didn’t give two figs about looking hot? Isn’t that why she wore all those baggy clothes and stupid tie over T-shirt? Then what’s up with these photos, showing Avril (looking good, too!) walking around the beach in a two-piece bikini? I’m confused! But in a good way. In that, “Wow, I’m kind of surprised, but at the same time, very intrigued.” Which is to say, can we have more of this Avril, please? Pretty please?