Bai Ling Cuts a Nifty Bikini Body
Let’s be honest here: Bai Ling with clothes on is not always a pretty sight. Forget for one moment that Godawful haircut she’s been sporting for the last few years (seriously, girl, hire a stylist, you can afford it!), but she’s got a rail-thin body that, with clothes draped over her, doesn’t quite look right. But you know what? Shockingly these bikini pictures of Bai Ling is not all bad. Sure, she could use a couple of more pounds on those bones, but you have to admit, she doesn’t look half bad. I mean, it’s not as if you can see her bones or anything; she’s not disgustingly skinny the way Nicole Richie was a few years ago pre-preggers. So give the girl that, if nothing else.
Bai Ling Charged with Petty Theft, is Still Generally F–ked Up
Remember not all that long ago when Bai Ling first showed up in Hollywood as an ex-Chinese Mainlander who dared to challenge the Chinese status quo by doing that courtroom movie with Richard Gere? Well, that was a loooong time ago, and the Bai Ling we now think of is the really screwed up one who goes to parties, movie premieres, and other assorted Hollywood functions wearing dental floss and showing her, as the Texas gals would say, “cash and prizes” to all the world to see. And now she can add petty theft to her list of Hollywood credits. Check out her mugshots to the left. Strangely, she looks better there than the, say, 5,000 other pictures we’ve seen of her covered in grisly make-up!
Hollywood Babes Love Pre-Emmy Parties
Everyone loves the Emmys, so of course they’ll attend even the pre Awards show party — oh wait, did I say Emmys? I meant Oscars. Nobody gives a crap about the Emmys. Nevertheless, that won’t stop us from posting pictures of hot chicks attending the Entertainment Weekly pre-Emmys bash. In attendance were NCIS’s ballbreaker Lauren Holly, the leggy Stacy Keibler, the busty Ivanka Trump, the darkly Samaire Armstrong, the kooky Bai Ling, the rackterific Jennifer Love Hewitt, the purpleish Sophia Bush, the your-hate-sucks Maggie Grace, the back from the dead Daphne Zuniga, and of course, kinda creepy eyes Rebecca Gayheart.
A Nip Slip-Less Bai Ling? Oh Hell No!
Geez, what is the world coming to when you can’t even count on kooky as all get out Chinese actress Bai Ling to do a little nip slippage for the good folks. Or how about a little see-through action? I mean, the woman was on the beach, covered in water, and not a single pokie? This, surely, must be one of the signs of the Apocalypse. Run for your lives, children!
Bai Ling at the LA Confidential Oscar Party
Hey, look, everyone, it’s everybody’s favorite tone deaf Asian babe, Bai Ling at the LA Confidential Oscar bash! Gosh, remember when Bai Ling used to be a viable actress instead of just some obviously coked out chick in Hollywood? Yeah, me, neither.
Bai Ling in Maxim Magazine
Chinese actress Bai Ling is known for being two things — a former Red Chinese actress who found fame and fortune in America, and a former Red Chinese actress who found fame and fortune in America and who can’t sing. As in, at all. Yikes. Here’s her Maxim spread.