Let’s Take a Sip from the Hotness of Bar Refaeli
Everybody loves Bar Refaeli. Maybe it’s because she’s Israeli, and we like to think that Israeli chicks are hotter cause, you know, they were born in the desert and they grew up in the desert, so naturally they’re just hotter. Okay, so maybe that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, but just go with it. What do you have to lose? Anyways, maybe it’s because Bar Refaeli’s first name is Bar, and every guy I know without fail loves to go to bars. You meet hot girls, pick up some not-so-hot ones, and end up waking up to some butt ugly ones. But hey, that still meant you got laid, and ain’t that the objective? Anyways, Bar Refaeli is hot, and Bar Refaeli in lingerie is smoking hot.
Bar Refaeli is the Only thing Worth Talking About from the VMAs
Let’s face it, MTV’s daily Video Music Awards shindig blows. As in, “Oh my God, what a fucking piece of mess they got going there”, and it seems to only get worst every year. What’s worst than a bunch of narcissistic actors getting together for a circle jerk at the Oscars? How about a bunch of narcissistic and illiterate singers, rappers, and god knows what wins stuff at these things showing up prove how cool they are by not acting cool. What I’m trying to say is, the VMAs are like the MTV’s usual brand of programming — over hyped, stupid, and you gotta be 13 years old to not see how passe everything is. But you know what isn’t over hyped, stupid, or passe? Bar Refaeli in a form-fitting dress. Did I tell you how much I love the VMAs? And the leather jacket? Sheer bonus hotness.
Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures
Isn’t posting pictures of supermodels vacation on beaches while wearing nothing but itty bitty bikinis kind of like finding a tape of a prostitute doing what prostitutes do best, i.e. earn her money? That is, isn’t it a little anti-climactic? Haven’t we seen Bar Refaeli at least a million times in a bikini? Or sometimes, even less than a bikini? So really, are these pictures of her in a vacation spot really all that big of a deal? Sure, she’s hot and all, and that body sure looks awesomely awesome, but I find myself being a tad … underwhelmed. Sigh. Maybe I should … Oh who am I kidding. Psyche! Bar Refaeli is looking goooooooooood. Please to ogle.
Bar Refaeli and her Undies in Elle
I had no idea Elle Magazine was so popular that they even have an edition in Russia. Seriously? People in Russia actually care about fashion? I thought they all drank Vodka, slip on the fur mink coats, and huddled around campfires in the back yard when it got really cold, which it rarely did, the whole place being built on an Indian burial ground and whatnot. But I digress. Bar Refaeli, aka Leonardo DiCaprio’s current girlfriend, is doing her supermodel thing in the pages of Elle’s Russian edition. The bra and panties look is outrageously hot, but the ones with the nerdy Tina Fey glasses are out of this world smoking hot.
Bar Refaeli in 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
Now that I’ve posted the A-girls from the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, it’s now the B-girls turn. Mind you, not that I’m saying Bar Refaeli is a B-class beauty, but, um, compared to Marisa Miller, she’s somewhere below there. But then again, everyone is below Marisa Miller. That’s what happens when you have almost no body fat and a nice rack. But hey, Bar Refaeli is not chop liver. After all, you don’t get to date A-class dudes like Leonardo DiCaprio without having something uber hot going on, and Bar Refaeli certainly has that. Here are some selected pictures of her from the SI issue. Not bad at all…
Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures
Who would have guessed that superhot supermodels on vacation gets bikini bottoms stuck in their butt cracks just like the rest of us mere mortals. Bar Refaeli was recently on vacation somewhere with someone (his name is Leo or something like that; I hear the guy is pretty famous, but who knows) and slipped on the two-piece bikini for a little fun in the sun and hours of layabout. I’m guessing Bar Refaeli and her beau spent hours laying about. What’s there to do when you’re rich and pretty and famous and don’t really have what you would call “work” to get back to?
Bar Refaeli in Arena Magazine
Does Bar Refaeli ever get tired of being called, “You know, that girl who dates Leonardo DiCaprio?” I don’t know, but she shouldn’t be, because let’s face it, how many people has ever dated Leo? Okay, okay, so a LOT of people have “dated” Leo, if by “dating” you mean get bang senseless by him at the drop of a hat if you’re tall and hot enough. And yes, Bar Refaeli is certainly hot enough. At least, hot enough for Arena Magazine to slap her on her front page and show off a ton of very, very nice interior pages. If Bar Refaeli is not Israel’s greatest import, like, EVER, then I don’t know what/who is.
Bar Refaeli Makes for One Hot Draft Dodger
Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli, aka Notch #551 on Leonardo DiCaprio’s list of supermodel conquests, is a draft dodger, and she’s damn proud of it. The supermodel recently told Israel’s Yedioth Ahronoth newspaper: “I don’t regret not having been drafted into the army, because I made out big. “Why is it good to die for one’s country? Isn’t it better to live in New York?” And hey, why wouldn’t she feel that way? She’s 22, she’s dating a mega movie star, and she gets paid oodles of money for strutting around in her undies. That’s basically my dream job! Refaeli even goes on to bash Israel, referencing an incident earlier when the country’s paparazzi got into a brouhaha with DiCaprio’s bodyguards, saying: “I won’t bring anyone famous to Israel any more because there is a chutzpah here that you won’t see anywhere else.” You have GOT to be pretty hot to get away with saying those things. Luckily for her, Bar Refaeli qualifies.
Leonardo DiCaprio Takes Time out from Banging Supermodels to Save the World
Leonardo DiCaprio was recently at Cannes to promote his new documentary “The 11th Hour”, the premise of which is basically, “Change your ways or die!!!!” You know, when I see Leo in his $5,000 tuxedo and $200 haircut telling me that I gotta shape up and save the world because of Global Warming, I don’t know rather to applaud him or beat the living crap out of his smarmy ass. Just forgetting for an instant that the Global Warming debate is FAR from finished, despite what Cappy and his buddy Al Gore will have you believe, I just find the idea of Leo telling me it’s my fault that Global Warming is happening and that I better change my evil ways today or else to be kind of annoying. Hey, Leo — stop flying to Cannes, France in your private jet and riding those gas guzzling limos to your movie premieres, and then we’ll talk about how Global Warming is my fault, you punk ass.
Israeli Goodness with Bar Refaeli
Admit it, you never thought there would come a day when you could say the words “Israeli supermodel” and not chuckle. But Bar Refaeli, aka Leo DiCaprio’s girlfriend, has broken that mold and then some. Here she is in the pages of Sunday Mail Magazine, which either comes only on Sundays, or I’m suing someone for false advertisement. Then again, they did give us Bar Refaeli in bikini pictures, so maybe I should just send them some money instead…
It Doesn’t Suck to be…Leonardo DiCaprio
If I were to list all the reasons why Leonardo DiCaprio’s life doesn’t suck, I would be here all day, and tomorrow, and the day after that, and quite possibly, the next month. This guy has it all. Looks, talent, fame, fortune, Oscar nominations (how many has this punk been nominated, and wasn’t he first nominated when he was just a teen?) and of course, A-class poontang is at his beck and call He’s dated Gisele Bundchen and just about every supermodel he feels like it, and his current girlfriend is Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli, who this year joins the ranks of Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue babeapalooza. Oh yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio’s life doesn’t suck one iota.
Leo’s Girlfriend Bar Refaeli is Still Hot
Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend Bar Refaeli is still smoking hot, and I, along with men everywhere, still hates Leo’s guts for being able to get girls like this on a bad night. Here’s the Israeli supermodel at the launch of the Moët & Chandon “Star of the Night” Bottle, looking insanely good in a flesh-colored dress. Or at least I think this is what they call flesh-colored. Or maybe cream. Or pink? Oh who cares. The girl is so gorgeous I can’t even identify my words correctly. Damn you Leo!!!!
Bar Rafaeli aka Leonardo DiCaprio’s Supermodel Girlfriend #556
In this week’s very special episode of, “Who is Leonardo DiCaprio shtupping now,” we are introduced to one Bar Rafaeli (or Bar Refaeli, depending on who you ask), an Israeli supermodel/actress, and the latest leggy Victoria’s Secret supermodel too young to know that Leo is gonna hit that ass until he gets tired and moves on to the next leggy Victoria’s Secret supermodel to cross paths with his crotch. (Oh, to be Leo for 5 minutes…) And here’s some trivia: Bar Rafaeli is named after a bar called Rafaeli. True story. (Well actually no, that’s not a true story. But I digress.)