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Bar Refaeli Brings the Tuesday Bikini Goodness

13 October 2009

Tuesdays equals bikini goodness. Ask anyone, it’s the same in any language. Well except Italian. They don’t much care for bikinis in any day over there, or so I’m told. Anyways, here’s Bar Refaeli with your daily dose of hot bods in bikinis. And really, there’s not a lot of people out there with a bod hotter than Leonardo DiCaprio’s former supermodel bang toy. She’s not dating the actor anymore, right? I ask only because I’d like to give that a ride, cause obviously I have a shot.

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Gratuitous Bar Refaeli Bikini Post

30 April 2009

Could Israeli’s Bar Refaeli used a couple of days in the gym? Sure, why not. Then again, which one among us couldn’t? I know I’ve been meaning to get rid of these love handles for a while. Bar’s got a little belly going on there, and she’s probably a bloated dinner meal away from eating her way out of a Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue contract. But until that time comes around, here’s what Bar Refaeli looks like when she emerges out of a pool in my fantasies. Of course the bikini slips off in my dreams, but beggars can’t be choosers.

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Mondays with Bar Refaeli

16 March 2009

So what exactly is it about Bar Refaeli that makes her so gosh darn hot? I don’t know, she’s not exactly the tallest or thinnest or insanely fit model out there. Okay, she’s cute, but she’s not overly uber hot. (Okay, okay, she is uber hot. Forget I said that.) Maybe it’s the fact that she’s dating a movie star, or that she’s the current Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl. I don’t know what is it about Bar Refaeli that makes her so friggin’ hot, but she just is. So, check out some Bar Refaeli bikini pictures, because what else do you gotta do that’s so important on a lazy Monday? Exactly. So make sure your boss isn’t coming down the aisle, and quick, check out the pictures! Ah, hardly working, or working hard, ain’t that the age old question?

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Bar Refaeli 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

10 February 2009

Your 2009 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover model is none other than Israel’s Bar Refaeli, otherwise known as that really hot supermodel chick who even Palestinians would get a boner for, even though she’s Israeli, and thus, must be hated and shun and if given the chance, stoned. Yes, Bar Refaeli is that hot. Or maybe you know her more as the chick that Leonardo DiCaprio is putting it to on a nightly basis, at least when he’s not wandering off and putting it to another supermodel behind her back. Hey, Bar, if Leo ever cheats on you and you find out, you know what would really piss him off? Hopping into the sack with a sad perv like me. Call me! Here is Bar Refaeli’s SI shoot. Buy the issue when it hits the stands. You know you wanna.

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Let’s Take a Sip from the Hotness of Bar Refaeli

16 October 2008

Everybody loves Bar Refaeli. Maybe it’s because she’s Israeli, and we like to think that Israeli chicks are hotter cause, you know, they were born in the desert and they grew up in the desert, so naturally they’re just hotter. Okay, so maybe that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, but just go with it. What do you have to lose? Anyways, maybe it’s because Bar Refaeli’s first name is Bar, and every guy I know without fail loves to go to bars. You meet hot girls, pick up some not-so-hot ones, and end up waking up to some butt ugly ones. But hey, that still meant you got laid, and ain’t that the objective? Anyways, Bar Refaeli is hot, and Bar Refaeli in lingerie is smoking hot.

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Bar Refaeli is the Only thing Worth Talking About from the VMAs

8 September 2008

Let’s face it, MTV’s daily Video Music Awards shindig blows. As in, “Oh my God, what a fucking piece of mess they got going there”, and it seems to only get worst every year. What’s worst than a bunch of narcissistic actors getting together for a circle jerk at the Oscars? How about a bunch of narcissistic and illiterate singers, rappers, and god knows what wins stuff at these things showing up prove how cool they are by not acting cool. What I’m trying to say is, the VMAs are like the MTV’s usual brand of programming — over hyped, stupid, and you gotta be 13 years old to not see how passe everything is. But you know what isn’t over hyped, stupid, or passe? Bar Refaeli in a form-fitting dress. Did I tell you how much I love the VMAs? And the leather jacket? Sheer bonus hotness.

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Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures

31 July 2008

Isn’t posting pictures of supermodels vacation on beaches while wearing nothing but itty bitty bikinis kind of like finding a tape of a prostitute doing what prostitutes do best, i.e. earn her money? That is, isn’t it a little anti-climactic? Haven’t we seen Bar Refaeli at least a million times in a bikini? Or sometimes, even less than a bikini? So really, are these pictures of her in a vacation spot really all that big of a deal? Sure, she’s hot and all, and that body sure looks awesomely awesome, but I find myself being a tad … underwhelmed. Sigh. Maybe I should … Oh who am I kidding. Psyche! Bar Refaeli is looking goooooooooood. Please to ogle.

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Bar Refaeli and her Undies in Elle

29 April 2008

I had no idea Elle Magazine was so popular that they even have an edition in Russia. Seriously? People in Russia actually care about fashion? I thought they all drank Vodka, slip on the fur mink coats, and huddled around campfires in the back yard when it got really cold, which it rarely did, the whole place being built on an Indian burial ground and whatnot. But I digress. Bar Refaeli, aka Leonardo DiCaprio’s current girlfriend, is doing her supermodel thing in the pages of Elle’s Russian edition. The bra and panties look is outrageously hot, but the ones with the nerdy Tina Fey glasses are out of this world smoking hot.

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Bar Refaeli in 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

15 February 2008

Now that I’ve posted the A-girls from the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, it’s now the B-girls turn. Mind you, not that I’m saying Bar Refaeli is a B-class beauty, but, um, compared to Marisa Miller, she’s somewhere below there. But then again, everyone is below Marisa Miller. That’s what happens when you have almost no body fat and a nice rack. But hey, Bar Refaeli is not chop liver. After all, you don’t get to date A-class dudes like Leonardo DiCaprio without having something uber hot going on, and Bar Refaeli certainly has that. Here are some selected pictures of her from the SI issue. Not bad at all…

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Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures

7 February 2008

Who would have guessed that superhot supermodels on vacation gets bikini bottoms stuck in their butt cracks just like the rest of us mere mortals. Bar Refaeli was recently on vacation somewhere with someone (his name is Leo or something like that; I hear the guy is pretty famous, but who knows) and slipped on the two-piece bikini for a little fun in the sun and hours of layabout. I’m guessing Bar Refaeli and her beau spent hours laying about. What’s there to do when you’re rich and pretty and famous and don’t really have what you would call “work” to get back to?

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Bar Refaeli in Arena Magazine

8 January 2008

Does Bar Refaeli ever get tired of being called, “You know, that girl who dates Leonardo DiCaprio?” I don’t know, but she shouldn’t be, because let’s face it, how many people has ever dated Leo? Okay, okay, so a LOT of people have “dated” Leo, if by “dating” you mean get bang senseless by him at the drop of a hat if you’re tall and hot enough. And yes, Bar Refaeli is certainly hot enough. At least, hot enough for Arena Magazine to slap her on her front page and show off a ton of very, very nice interior pages. If Bar Refaeli is not Israel’s greatest import, like, EVER, then I don’t know what/who is.

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Bar Refaeli Makes for One Hot Draft Dodger

12 October 2007

Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli, aka Notch #551 on Leonardo DiCaprio’s list of supermodel conquests, is a draft dodger, and she’s damn proud of it. The supermodel recently told Israel’s Yedioth Ahronoth newspaper: “I don’t regret not having been drafted into the army, because I made out big. “Why is it good to die for one’s country? Isn’t it better to live in New York?” And hey, why wouldn’t she feel that way? She’s 22, she’s dating a mega movie star, and she gets paid oodles of money for strutting around in her undies. That’s basically my dream job! Refaeli even goes on to bash Israel, referencing an incident earlier when the country’s paparazzi got into a brouhaha with DiCaprio’s bodyguards, saying: “I won’t bring anyone famous to Israel any more because there is a chutzpah here that you won’t see anywhere else.” You have GOT to be pretty hot to get away with saying those things. Luckily for her, Bar Refaeli qualifies.

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Leonardo DiCaprio Takes Time out from Banging Supermodels to Save the World

20 May 2007

Leonardo DiCaprio was recently at Cannes to promote his new documentary “The 11th Hour”, the premise of which is basically, “Change your ways or die!!!!” You know, when I see Leo in his $5,000 tuxedo and $200 haircut telling me that I gotta shape up and save the world because of Global Warming, I don’t know rather to applaud him or beat the living crap out of his smarmy ass. Just forgetting for an instant that the Global Warming debate is FAR from finished, despite what Cappy and his buddy Al Gore will have you believe, I just find the idea of Leo telling me it’s my fault that Global Warming is happening and that I better change my evil ways today or else to be kind of annoying. Hey, Leo — stop flying to Cannes, France in your private jet and riding those gas guzzling limos to your movie premieres, and then we’ll talk about how Global Warming is my fault, you punk ass.

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Israeli Goodness with Bar Refaeli

13 April 2007

Admit it, you never thought there would come a day when you could say the words “Israeli supermodel” and not chuckle. But Bar Refaeli, aka Leo DiCaprio’s girlfriend, has broken that mold and then some. Here she is in the pages of Sunday Mail Magazine, which either comes only on Sundays, or I’m suing someone for false advertisement. Then again, they did give us Bar Refaeli in bikini pictures, so maybe I should just send them some money instead…

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It Doesn’t Suck to be…Leonardo DiCaprio

20 February 2007

If I were to list all the reasons why Leonardo DiCaprio’s life doesn’t suck, I would be here all day, and tomorrow, and the day after that, and quite possibly, the next month. This guy has it all. Looks, talent, fame, fortune, Oscar nominations (how many has this punk been nominated, and wasn’t he first nominated when he was just a teen?) and of course, A-class poontang is at his beck and call He’s dated Gisele Bundchen and just about every supermodel he feels like it, and his current girlfriend is Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli, who this year joins the ranks of Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue babeapalooza. Oh yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio’s life doesn’t suck one iota.

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Leo’s Girlfriend Bar Refaeli is Still Hot

20 September 2006

Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend Bar Refaeli is still smoking hot, and I, along with men everywhere, still hates Leo’s guts for being able to get girls like this on a bad night. Here’s the Israeli supermodel at the launch of the Moët & Chandon “Star of the Night” Bottle, looking insanely good in a flesh-colored dress. Or at least I think this is what they call flesh-colored. Or maybe cream. Or pink? Oh who cares. The girl is so gorgeous I can’t even identify my words correctly. Damn you Leo!!!!

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Bar Rafaeli aka Leonardo DiCaprio’s Supermodel Girlfriend #556

26 July 2006

In this week’s very special episode of, “Who is Leonardo DiCaprio shtupping now,” we are introduced to one Bar Rafaeli (or Bar Refaeli, depending on who you ask), an Israeli supermodel/actress, and the latest leggy Victoria’s Secret supermodel too young to know that Leo is gonna hit that ass until he gets tired and moves on to the next leggy Victoria’s Secret supermodel to cross paths with his crotch. (Oh, to be Leo for 5 minutes…) And here’s some trivia: Bar Rafaeli is named after a bar called Rafaeli. True story. (Well actually no, that’s not a true story. But I digress.)

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