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Blake Lively Brings the Legs

Apparently part of the requirements to star in the CW’s Gossip Girl is to have legs that go on forever. Or at least that’s the impression I got from seeing these pictures of Blake Lively at some shindig all dressed up and leggy. Now I don’t know what kind of genes are responsible for those magnificent legs, but let me tell you, they’re great genes. Godly genes, if you will. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Blake Lively was actually half-Goddess. No, really. Anyways, less talk, more legs.

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Blake Lively and Leighton Meester Know What Boys Like. Them. Together.

I’ll admit it, I’ve never actually seen a full episode of the CW’s Gossip Girl show, mostly because, well, I’m not sure I can watch a full 60 minutes of girly girl stuff and not want to shoot myself in the head. But you know what I would like to see on the show? Girl-on-girl action with its two stars, Blake Lively and Leighton Meester. Which is what Rolling Stone apparently thought, because that’s what they gave us in this recent shoot with the two nubile young hotties. Yes, Rolling Stone, you may suck when it comes to music, but you still rock when it comes to getting rising starlets to do sexy things. I congratulate you.

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Another Gratuitous Blake Lively Posting

How hot is Blake Lively? So hot that when I daydream about her, I don’t chastise myself for daydreaming about someone name Blake, a name usually reserved for boys. See, that’s how comfortable I am with my manhood. I’m not even going to think twice about fantasizing about someone name Blake. (Although it sure would have been nice if her name was, say, Anita or Barbara, but I digress.) So here’s a completely gratuitous Blake Lively posting. The star of some show on the CW where teen girls do teen stuff as dreamt up by horny men in their ’30s and ’40s, the show is, like, really teeny and stuff. And Blake Lively is one of its stars. Have at it.

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Blake Lively Swimsuit Shoot

Now I’m not saying there’s nothing better than a picture of Blake Lively on the beach in a two-piece bikini, but I am saying that I would have preferred it if someone had cut this black swimsuit that Blake Lively is wearing for this beach shoot into two pieces and then, you know, sort of drape it over her oh-so-lovely and gorgeous body. I don’t know if Blake Lively has the most perfect skin in all of Hollywood, but I am saying that it’s very possible that Blake Lively, star of the CW’s Gossip Girl, might just have the most perfect skin in all of Hollywood. Then again, this is Hollywood, which, at one point in time, convinced me that Fran Drescher was actually hot. I stand in front of you ashamed and repentant. Blake Lively? Not a gosh darn thing to be stressed about. Please to enjoy.

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Gossip Girl Posters Sell Sex, Sex, and More Sex

In case you haven’t noticed, but the makers of the CW’s Gossip Girl believes their show has one thing other shows currently on TV doesn’t have — hot girls having lots and lots of sex. Or at least, that’s what these posters for Gossip Girl wold have you believe. I haven’t seen the show myself, but I’m assuming the “everyone’s having sex” line they’re trying to sell is somewhat true. Or at least, Blake Lively and Leighton Meester, the show’s two hottie stars, are doing plenty of the horizontal mumbo. If not, I want my money back. No, check that, these posters are so damn sexy I don’t even want my money back. Ah, good fantasy material are so hard to find these days…

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Maria Menounos and Blake Lively Bikini Tag-Team

If I had to guess the premise of these pictures showing Maria Menounos and Blake Lively in bikinis walking on the beach apparently very excited about something happening off-screen, I would say Menounos is shooting an interview for one of those entertainment shows that she reports for. I forgot what it was; Access Hollywood, Entertainment Tonight, Entertainment Access Tonight, etc. You know, one of those. In any case, does it matter? Maria Menounos and Blake Lively are in bikinis and walking on the beach. The only thing that would make this better is if they both tripped at the same time, fell to the beach, and somehow got tangled up in each other arms, as their lips slowly but surely move towards each other’s — wait, what? Oh, right. Please to ogle.

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Blake Lively Bikini Pictures

Wait, People.com is posting bikini pictures of young TV starlets on vacation now? Wow, I guess I need to go to People.com more often! Their latest catch is Gossip Girl star Blake Lively, who showed up on vacation somewhere with some dude from her show doing a little (or a lot) of PDA’ing. Seriously, it must be nice to be young and rich and famous and be able to look good in a bikini. Mind you, not that I’ve thought about how great it would look if I slipped on a bikini, I’m just saying … er, let’s move on, shall we? Blake Lively with some dude name Penn something, who apparently plays her boyfriend on the show. (Yeah, that’s gonna work out.) Bikini pictures of Blake, who despite the name, is all woman, baby. OMFG, as the kids say.

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One Reason to Watch Gossip Girl: Blake Lively

There’s nothing that’s so wrong about a teen-centric TV show that putting a pretty girl like Blake Lively in a Catholic school girl’s uniform can’t save. Blake Lively is one of the stars of the CW’s Gossip Girl, which is about, quote, “Privileged teenagers attend an elite private school in New York City. Based on Alloy Entertainment’s book series.” Basically, it’s 90210 Prep, with all the teen angst crap that teens nowadays think the whole world revolves around. But I digress. If you absolutely have to watch this show, pretend you’re watching it for Blake Lively and her plead skirt. After all, it’s a proven fact that there’s just nothing hotter than a gorgeous blonde playing a teenager in a bad high school TV show.

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Gossip Girls Blake Lively and Leighton Meester Do TRL

How funny is it that hot-to-trot actresses Blake Lively and Leighton Meester, stars of the CW’s High School-set show Gossip Girl, are at MTV’s Total Request Live studio surrounded by real High School teens, and you can see that the contrast between the real High School girls and the TV versions are like night and day. Priceless! But in any case, in an effort to promote their show for the teen crowd (their audience), Blake Lively and Leighton Meester surrendered their souls momentarily to show up at TRL, the site of all evil. Good thing they’re both attractive girls, because I know surviving a visit to TRL takes a lot out of one’s soul.

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The CW is Alive with Blake Lively

The only time I ever bother tuning into the CW is when Supernatural is on, and even then I rarely know when it’s on. (I think it’s on on Wednesdays, but don’t hold me to it.) But the CW is starting to fill their programming with some hot numbers, including Blake Lively, who is one of the stars of the terribly named Gossip Girl. It sounds awful, I know, the kind of stuff that the same screaming teens that watch MTV’s Total Request Live will eat up, but everyone will tune in and be totally dumbfounded by. Then again, I could be wrong and the whole thing might turn out to be really great. It doesn’t hurt to have a hot number like Blake Lively to liven the show up, that’s for sure.

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