Bree Amer is Bikini-tastic
The last time we approached the wonders of Bree Amer and her very capable bikini body, it was last year, and as you all know, on the Internet one year is like, um, more than one year. Like, ten years or somethin’ like that. Trust me, I know this stuff, being that I make a living off the ‘net. And of course by “making a living” I’m referring to the free lobster they give me for making these sucky, totally illiterate and bad pun-nishing posts. But I digress. Where was I? Oh right, Bree Amer looks really good in a bikini, which is what she’s wearing in this ish of Zoo Magazine. See, us hip people call them “ish”, not “issue” like you squares. Geez, man, break out of your box, dude! Please to enjoy.
Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Bree Amer
Reality TV work goes a long way these days (good work if you can get it, as it were), and one of the benefits is fame, fortune, and showing up in lame sites like The Random Page under a completely gratuitous made-up category. Having said that, our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Down Under’s own Bree Amer, a former Big Brother Australia contestant who has appeared in Ralph Magazine and Zoo (pictures below, kids). She’s also done ad work for Donut King, Australia’s biggest supplier of donuts. So if you’re fat and lazy and sit on your couch all day, Donut King is probably the cause of your mistery.