Brit Babe Invasion: Hayley Atwell
Okay, so our Brit Babe of the Day Hayley Atwell isn’t quite on the level of a Keira Knightley or a Kate Beckinsale just yet, but if we have anything to say about it, she should hit that level a few years from now. That is, if you’re a fan of British movies about people who wears corsets and sit around in dens drinking tea, at least when they’re not outside playing crochet or making fun of peasants. I’m just kidding, of course. Or am I? Hayley Atwell is an actress who has been everything from the Keira Knightley flick “The Duchess” to “Brideshead Revisited”. What? You haven’t seen those movies? Um, welcome to the club. Couldn’t Hayley Atwell do a movie with explosions or something? Maybe soon, maybe soon…
Brit Babe Invasion: Gemma Massey
According to her Myspace site, our Brit Babe of the Day, Gemma Massey, says, “I don’t like liars and cheats and I can’t stand bully’s as I was a victim of bullying myself at school, and it wasn’t very nice!” I would like to personally apologize to Gemma Massey for the bullying she got at school. Now that that’s out of the way, how about a drink, Gemma? Ahem. I’ll wait by the phone. Call me! Until then, here’s the lovely Gemma Massey, a glamour model from the UK, and who also works in the States according to her Myspace site. Haven’t seen her around much, but I’m guessing the little lass is just starting her career.
Brit Babe Invasion: Kitty Lea
Nineteen year old girls shouldn’t look like Kitty Lea. But then again, if all nineteen year old girls looked like Kitty Lea, then I guess Kitty Lea wouldn’t stand out. Which she does. Here’s our Brit Babe of the day, one Kitty Lea from Lincolnshire, England. Besides gracing the covers of lads magazines like Loaded, Nuts, Maxim, Bizarre and Front, Kitty also has a primo spot in the wet fantasies of men everywhere. Her measurements? As you would expect from a glamour model from Across the Pond, it’s quite impressive: 30dd-23-32. Yeah, I’d say you don’t meet a whole lot of girls with those kinds of measurements! Please to enjoy.
Brit Babe Invasion: Danielle Bux
I know what you’re thinking: “Hey, guy who writes this stuff just to justify posting hot pictures of women in varying stages of undress, it sure has been a while since you last posted anything on a British babe.” Well gee, guy who can read minds, you’re right! So, to rectify this bout of laziness on my part, here’s Danielle Bux in another edition of Brit Babe of the day. To be honest with you, I don’t even know if Danielle Bux is actually British, but she’s engaged to some former soccer player over there in the UK, and she’s currently the cover girl of the Maxim UK magazine, and that’s good enough for me. Apparently soccer is so big over in the UK that even has-been players get the prime-A tail in retirement. Man, I gotta pick me up some soccer playin’…
Brit Babe Invasion: Suzanne Shaw
Our Brit Babe of the Day, Suzanne Shaw, is a real renaissance woman. At just 27, the blonde hottie probably does more in a morning than I do all week. Here’s Wikipedia with a quick rundown of her oeuvre: “She is most famous for winning the talent contest Popstars and so subsequently being a member of the band Hear’Say. She is now an established Musical Theatre performer and presents a live gameshow, Bingolotto, on Virgin 1 and Challenge every Friday night. She is also the winner of series 3 of the ITV1 program Dancing on Ice.” She’s also apparently the spokeswoman for a whole line of lingerie, and is currently playing Roxie Hart in the Brit version of “Chicago”. Damn. And I thought taking out the trash was a big deal.
Brit Babe Invasion: Caroline Flack
Our Brit Babe for the day is one Caroline Flack. Who is she? No idea. She’s in a current issue of Maxim, and after seeing her, thought she looked hot, so here she is. Here’s Wikipedia with the research on her that I’m too lazy to do: “In March 2007, Caroline hosted the CBBC coverage of Comic Relief does Fame Academy. Caroline commentated on the semi-finals of the Eurovision Song Contest 2008 with Paddy O’ Connell. She also hosted Big Brother’s Big Mouth for Week 5 of the 2008 Series. Daily Mirror journalist Rob Leigh noted that ‘her sharp delivery makes her the best presenter they’ve had on this series.’” So he noted her sharp delivery but not the sharp body? Must be gay. Check out Caroline Flack.
Brit Babe Invasion: Jessica Jane Clement
Jessica-Jane Clement is hot and the name makes you think Southern Belle, but she’s actually from Sheffield, South Yorkshire, England. She also liable to rip you off if given the chance. I don’t mean she’ll come to your house, knock on your door, and when you open it she’ll rip you in half. I mean the girl will probably con you out of your hard-earned pocket watch. (People still carry around pocket watches, right?) Jessica-Jane Clement is a British model, actress, and one of the stars of The Real Hustle, a show that goes around hustling people in order to educate them so they won’t be hustled in the future. See, that would never happen to me. If a pretty girl walks up to me, I’d just punch her. Sure, it cuts down on my social life, but better safe than sorry, right?
Brit Babe Invasion: Diane Youdale
Our Brit Babe of the Day is one Diane Youdale, who was an original member of the UK version of American Gladiators from the ’90s, which I guess would make the show, er, UK Gladiators. Or something. Anyways, she was Jet the Gladiator chick from the show, according to my extensive research on Diane Youdale. And of course by “extensive” I mean I toss her name into Google and voila, those stuff came up. (If they’re wrong, blame Google.) Now let me get this straight: chicks with muscles don’t always do it for me, but chicks with muscles who still looks like chicks? Beaut-i-ful. Here’s some Diane Youdale, who has gone from Gladiators to glamour mags, and guess what? Yup, she fits right in.
Brit Babe Invasion: Stephanie McMichael
Our Brit Babe is another former Big Brother UK housemate by the name of Stephanie McMichael. She was evicted on Day 9 after failing one of those ridiculously retarded tasks that the contestants are given to perform on these shows, but that was plenty of time to ensure a nice little gig doing some modeling post Big Brother. The 19-year old bombshell hails from Calderstones, Liverpool, and is something of a British Reality TV vet, having previously competed in Popstars: The Rivals, the show that produced the Girls Aloud girls. And hey, if the UK ever runs out of reality shows for her to appear in, there’s always that reality show I’ve been meaning to start. It takes place entirely in my basement, and the prize is a piece of cheese. But GOOD cheese.
Brit Babe Invasion: Georgia Moffett
Our Brit Babe of the day is one Georgia Moffett, who besides having a last name that practically guaranteed some very miserable middle school years (do they have middle school in Britain?), is also known as one of the co-stars of the BBC’s Doctor Who program. And oh yeah, she’s also dating the show’s star, who happens to play her dad on the show. Hey, it’s not like they’re father and daughter in real life, you know. It just means that the Doctor Who guy knows a good thing when he sees it, and who wouldn’t put the tapping pants on when Georgia Moffett shows up in your dressing room?
Brit Babe Invasion: Kerri Parker
On her Myspace page, our Brit Babe Invasion of the day, British glamour model and hottie extraordinaire Kerri Parker details her career since entering FHM’s High St Honeys, before moving on to represent England in The Model Of The Universe finals in Ghana. She’s since tried to move beyond modeling into acting, with roles in “The Bourne Ultimatum” and the upcoming “Dark Knight”. But don’t get excited, it’s a small role, she’ll be playing “Maroni’s Mistress”. But hey, everyone’s gotta start somewhere, right? James Cameron started directing crappy killer fish movies and George Clooney had to suffer through the indignity of being in a Roseanne Barr TV show. Ouch. But nevermind them. Here’s Kerri Parker. Please to enjoy.
Brit Babe Invasion: Rachel Shelley
Talk about Brit Babe Invasion! Rachel Shelley has really invaded American soil, with roles on Showtime’s The L Word and CBS’ The Ghost Whisperer. Now you would think I would have noticed Rachel Shelley before, since I have an affinity for lesbians, and shows about lesbians. But hey, I haven’t watched The L Word since, well, it came on the air. Which is to say, I’ve never actually seen the show, which seems like a real shame, considering that I, as previously mentioned, happens to love lesbians. In fact, I would love to love them all night and all day long, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Hint hint, etc. Here’s some Rachel Shelley, who looks like she should be wrestling instead of acting. The girl’s got some nice muscle tones there…
Brit Babe Invasion: Kayleigh Pearson
It was pretty hard finding non-nude pictures of English glamour model Kayleigh Pearson to showcase as today’s Brit Babe Invasion entry. The woman has no trouble going birthday girl for the camera, let’s just say. Thankfully, after a lot of searching and perseverance (no, really), we were able to dig up these. Her name is Kayleigh Pearson, and she hails from Bath, England, which is a heck of a coincidence, because bath is also something I hate taking. Wait, what? Oh right. Kayleigh Pearson. She looks good in a two-piece bikini, as well as with nothing on. But for the purposes of this post, the bikini ones will have to do.
Brit Babe Invasion: Lady Isabella Hervey
Our Brit Babe of the Day is Lady Isabella Hervey, who I mistakenly identified as Lady Victoria Hervey a while back. They’re sisters! Well, it’s entirely their fault that I mistook them for each other, then. Ahem. Now that I’ve covered myself, let’s move on, shall we? Like her older sister Victoria, Isabella has parlayed her inherited fame as part of the Brit’s overly convoluted Royalty scam — er, I mean, scheme — into a successful modeling career and faux celebritihood. Nowadays, Isabella is trying her hand as a personal trainer. Want to schedule a gig? It’ll cost you $200-plus an hour. Oh well, it’s cheaper just to ogle the pictures.
Brit Babe Invasion: Laila Rouass
Yes, kids, it’s that time of the week again, when we present yet another British Babe for your ogling pleasures. This time, it’s Laila Rouass, an Indian-Moroccan Brit most famous for playing Amber Gates on Footballers’ Wives, the show about soccer players with really hot wives who have sex with lots of people, otherwise known as the greatest TV show in the world. Mind you, not that I’ve ever seen it, but come on, a show where very hot British women engage in promiscuous sex whenever they can? How could a show like that possibly be bad? Answer: It can’t. Here’s one of its stars, the very spicy Laila Rouass.
Brit Babe Invasion: Roxanne Pallett
Our Brit Babe of the Day is Roxanne Pallett, or Roxy to her friends and stalkers, who we have posted before, but that won’t stop us from doing it again. She’s an actress who has appeared in Emmerdale, and is a member of the all-girl Brit ban Urban Angel. FYI: in 2007 she got a rose named after her, “The Roxanne Pallett Rose”, which is pretty awesome. The only time I ever got something named after me, it involved a very painful visit to the doctor’s — er, but perhaps I’ve said too much. Please to enjoy some Roxanne Pallett on a tediously boring Sunday.
Brit Babe Invasion: Emilia Fox
Who is Emilia Fox, our Brit Babe of the day, besides a dead ringer for a British version of American actress Julianne Moore, right down to that glorious flowing hair? Well she’s an actress, most well known to our friends across the pond for playing Nikki Alexander on the British TV show Silent Witness. She left the show in 2004, and her biggest part to date has been co-starring with Geoffrey Rush in the critically acclaimed movie “The Life and Death of Peter Sellers”, which is something to put on your resume except, er, her scenes were completely removed from the finished film. (You can see them on the DVD of the movie, though.) Now I can’t tell if she’s a redhead or a blonde in these pictures, but if she was a redhead, that would be really super, as I’m a sucker for redheads…
Brit Babe Invasion: Kelly Reilly
According to her entry in Wikipedia (and we all know how reliable Wikipedia is), our Brit Babe of the day Kelly Reilly grew up in Kingston in Surrey, in a working-class family, and was inspired to enter the acting game after a viewing of “The Resistible Rise of Arturo Ui”. Which leads me to my own story. I was led to make totally irrelevant posts on the internet about hot babes because I realized there were a lot of hot babes out there that I’ll never get to get with, and so — wait, what was I talking about? Oh right. Kelly Reilly is an English actress and has the whole “being sexy without trying” down, you know, sort of like me, but I digress.
Brit Babe Invasion: Siobhan Donaghy
The British accent is hot enough, but then you add the red hair, and forget about it, total perfect woman. Then you reveal the fact that our Brit Babe of the Day Siobhan Donaghy is also a talented musician and songwriter, and what’s there not to like? Siobhan Donaghy is a former member of the all-girl band Sugababes before striking out on her own. In the world of pop music, she’s 50 years young, having formed the Sugababes at 13, released their first single at 16, and left the band at 17. I mean, damn, when I was 17 I was still trying to figure out why girls were averse to bad body odor, but perhaps I’ve spoken too much.
Brit Babe Invasion: Kellie Shirley
Our Brit Babe for the day is Kellie Shirley, yet another product of British TV. In this case, the TV series Eastenders, where she played the character Carly Wicks. Unfortunately for Eastenders fans, Kellie Shirley will be leaving the show along with her character, which will royally suck for you Kellie Shirley fans. And if you’re not a fan of her character, well, it won’t matter to you, then. Anyhoo, here are some Kellie Shirley to take a gander at. I give her 9 out of 10 on the scale of Brit hotness.