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Brit Babe of the Day: Amber Le Bon

9 October 2009

Our Brit Babe of the Day is Amber Le Bon, daughter of Duran Duran frontman Simon Le Bon and the new face of Myla lingerie. Speaking of which, Duran Duran was one of my favorite bands of the ’80s, which is odd because I didn’t even really listen to music back then. Weird, huh? Yeah, I’m not sure how that actually works, either, but let’s just go with it. Anyways, here’s Amber Le Bon, showing you why she’s a hotly desired model Across the Pond. The face and bod have something to do with it, I would imagine.

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Brit Babe of the Day: Alexa Chung

16 June 2009

Usually our Brit Babes stay across the pond, but not so with Alexa Chung, who has come from the land of fish and chips to conquer American TV via her own show on the MTV network. You know, that show that used to play music, but now seems to be nothing but reality shows? Yeah, that one. Anyways, former British TV presenter and model turned American TV host Alexa Chung will have her own show on MTV called “It’s On with Alexa Chung”, which gets us all kinds of excited whenever the words “it’s on” is associated with a babe like Alexa Chung. Check her out on MTV when you get the chance.

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Brit Babe of the Day: Miss Great Britain Sophie Gradon

2 June 2009

You gotta love the Brits. In America, a Miss-Anything showing up in her bikini that’s not onstage at the time would start a controversy. In the UK, Miss Great Britain Sophie Gradon doing a bikini spread while wearing her tiara is not only expected, but pretty bloody hot. Check out Miss Great Britain Sophie Gradon in a hot little red number. And yes, don’t even ask me what the difference between all these pageants are. I haven’t a clue. Like everyone else, I only bother to do some research when there’s a hubbub involved. There is no hubbub here, unless you consider a hot gal in a bikini hubbub. Which, I guess, you could, technically.

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Brit Babe of the Day: Cassie Sumner

23 April 2009

According to Wikipedia, our Brit Babe of the Day Cassie Sumner is “an English glamour model and WAGs Boutique star”. Now I know what an English glamour model is — they’re models, who, like, model glamour, and stuff, but I have no idea what a WAGs Boutique star is, though I suppose it has something to do with working in a boutique and, like, wagging stuff around. Then again, after click on another link at Wikipedia, I’m told that “WAGs Boutique” is actually a reality television show on something called ITV2. Go figure. anyways, Cassie Sumner has an impressively huge (and natural, it would appear) rack, and a killer face. Check her out at her Myspace page, check her outers.

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Brit Babe of the Day: Amy Guy

24 February 2009

Our Brit Babe of the Day is one Amy Guy, a former beauty pageant queen turned American Glaidator. Or, er, British Gladiator. She’s the Gladiator Siren in the British version of the American game show American Gladiators, where unwitting morons get the tar beaten out of them by hulking dudes and gals in leotards. Amy Guy doesn’t look all that hulking to me, which leads me to believe that instead of battering her victims into submission, she seduces them, and just when they least expect it, delivers the killing strike to the nuts. I could be wrong, of course, but I’m guessing not. Anyways, Amy Guy is one hot gal, and she’s our Brit Babe of the Day.

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Brit Babe of the Day: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

11 February 2009

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is like a British, younger, and probably less maniacal laughing version of Cameron Diaz. And did I mention she’s also British? Which means she’s perfect for our Brit Babe of the Day. (I told you I actually put thought into this stuff. Hah!) According to those in the know, our latest British import beauty is considered the next Kate Moss, but hopefully she’ll lay off the dope. Or at least, do it less than ol Kate, who is looking pretty gross nowadays. But you know who doesn’t look gross? Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Hence why she’s now a Victoria’s Secret model, and you know they don’t hire dogs for that dog and pony show of panties.

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Brit Babe of the Day: Katie Green

4 February 2009

Our Brit Babe of the Day is one Katie Green, the new Wonderbra model from the UK. Chichester, West Sussex, to be exact. Don’t know where that is? Man, your geography knowledge sucks! Everyone knows that Chichester, West Sussex is between East and North Sussex. Anyways, Katie Green is most famous for being the new Wonderbra model over there across the pond. I don’t know if the British version of the Wonderbra has anything to do with the American version, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Yes, they do, and start ogling the pictures. I advise you to do likewise. Facts are for suckers!

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Brit Babe of the Day: Amy Nuttall

15 January 2009

Our Brit Babe of the Day Amy Nuttall is most famous for starring in the British soap Emmerdale, aka Emmerdale Farm, a fictional town where strange things such as UFO abductions, late-night invasions by Bigfoot monsters, and wizards and goblins are the order of the day. Or maybe not. Look, it’s not like I actually watch these things, you know, I’m just going with what Wikipedia tells me, and Wiki has never lied to me before. Well except for that time where it convinced me to hit that guy over the head with a bar stool and steal his wallet, but I’m sure the guy had it coming. He had a tattoo on the back of his neck and everything. You know that’s asking for trouble. Anyhoo, here’s Amy Nuttall, bikini pictures included.

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Brit Babe(s) of the Day: Girls Aloud

8 January 2009

Normally we bring you only one British babe in our daily Brit Babe of the Day category, but since we’re talking about the Girls Aloud all-girls group here, we just have to expand that from “Babe” to “Babes”. I don’t think you mind, do you? Oh well, even if you do, then deal with it! So, without further ado, here are more from the girls of Girls Aloud. We’re talking about Kimberley Walsh, Nadine Coyle, Nicola Roberts, Sarah Harding, and Cheryl Cole, of course. And no, I have no idea who is who just by looking at them, but I’m guessing Sarah Harding is the blonde and the rest — er, no idea. But don’t let that stop you from enjoying these gloriously hot pics of the ladies.

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Brit Babe of the Day: Rachel Stevens in FHM

6 January 2009

We haven’t seen a whole lot from British lovely Rachel Stevens in a while. Granted, I’m all the way across the Pond, and she’s over there doing her thing, but we haven’t really seen her showing up in the lad’s mags for a while now. The absence is noticeable because she used to show up on mags like FHM, Maxim, and their ilk quite often back in the day. Rachel Stevens is back, and she’s still looking very good. FHM got her this time around, and I have to admit, yeah, we’ve missed her. There’s a lot of babe there, folks, and she should really get out more often. I think she’s a singer or something, but don’t hold me to it. Sure, I could check on that Google thing, but you know, why ruin a perfectly good inability to divulge correct information? Exactly.

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Brit Babe of the Day: Melanie Slade

22 December 2008

Our Brit Babe of the Day is Melanie Slade, the girlfriend of English soccer player Theo Walcott, who I hear is a pretty good soccer player, or footballer as they call it over there. Then again, I hear lots of things, and most of them turn out not to be true. That’s the problem with listening to that voice in your head that people keep telling me doesn’t really exist, but I insist it does, and it even has a name and everything. Why would an imaginary voice have a name if it didn’t exist? Exactly my point. Anyhoo, here’s some Melanie Slade, who recently showed upon the pages of a foreign version of FHM. What qualifies as a “foreign” version? Basically anything that doesn’t have letters I can pronounce.

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Brit Babe Invasion: Charlotte Jackson

10 December 2008

People are calling our Brit Babe of the Day Charlotte Jackson the British version of our very own Erin Andrews. You know, that really hot sideline reporter who does all those college football games? Really, really tight ass and gorgeous face, but kinda grating voice? Well I’ve never heard Charlotte Jackson speak, but she could certainly give Erin Andrews a run for her money in the hottest sports reporter niche. Now if Erin Andrews wants her title back, she can always show up in Maxim or FHM or one of those magazines. Failing that, here’s Charlotte Jackson in various states of sexiness. God bless the Brits for not having any stigma to being a legit sports reporter and lingerie model at the same time. I knew we kept those fish and chips eating weirdos around for a reason.

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Brit Babe Invasion: Hayley Atwell

5 November 2008

Okay, so our Brit Babe of the Day Hayley Atwell isn’t quite on the level of a Keira Knightley or a Kate Beckinsale just yet, but if we have anything to say about it, she should hit that level a few years from now. That is, if you’re a fan of British movies about people who wears corsets and sit around in dens drinking tea, at least when they’re not outside playing crochet or making fun of peasants. I’m just kidding, of course. Or am I? Hayley Atwell is an actress who has been everything from the Keira Knightley flick “The Duchess” to “Brideshead Revisited”. What? You haven’t seen those movies? Um, welcome to the club. Couldn’t Hayley Atwell do a movie with explosions or something? Maybe soon, maybe soon…

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Brit Babe Invasion: Gemma Massey

28 October 2008

According to her Myspace site, our Brit Babe of the Day, Gemma Massey, says, “I don’t like liars and cheats and I can’t stand bully’s as I was a victim of bullying myself at school, and it wasn’t very nice!” I would like to personally apologize to Gemma Massey for the bullying she got at school. Now that that’s out of the way, how about a drink, Gemma? Ahem. I’ll wait by the phone. Call me! Until then, here’s the lovely Gemma Massey, a glamour model from the UK, and who also works in the States according to her Myspace site. Haven’t seen her around much, but I’m guessing the little lass is just starting her career.

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Brit Babe Invasion: Kitty Lea

14 October 2008

Nineteen year old girls shouldn’t look like Kitty Lea. But then again, if all nineteen year old girls looked like Kitty Lea, then I guess Kitty Lea wouldn’t stand out. Which she does. Here’s our Brit Babe of the day, one Kitty Lea from Lincolnshire, England. Besides gracing the covers of lads magazines like Loaded, Nuts, Maxim, Bizarre and Front, Kitty also has a primo spot in the wet fantasies of men everywhere. Her measurements? As you would expect from a glamour model from Across the Pond, it’s quite impressive: 30dd-23-32. Yeah, I’d say you don’t meet a whole lot of girls with those kinds of measurements! Please to enjoy.

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Brit Babe Invasion: Danielle Bux

22 September 2008

I know what you’re thinking: “Hey, guy who writes this stuff just to justify posting hot pictures of women in varying stages of undress, it sure has been a while since you last posted anything on a British babe.” Well gee, guy who can read minds, you’re right! So, to rectify this bout of laziness on my part, here’s Danielle Bux in another edition of Brit Babe of the day. To be honest with you, I don’t even know if Danielle Bux is actually British, but she’s engaged to some former soccer player over there in the UK, and she’s currently the cover girl of the Maxim UK magazine, and that’s good enough for me. Apparently soccer is so big over in the UK that even has-been players get the prime-A tail in retirement. Man, I gotta pick me up some soccer playin’…

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Brit Babe Invasion: Suzanne Shaw

6 August 2008

Our Brit Babe of the Day, Suzanne Shaw, is a real renaissance woman. At just 27, the blonde hottie probably does more in a morning than I do all week. Here’s Wikipedia with a quick rundown of her oeuvre: “She is most famous for winning the talent contest Popstars and so subsequently being a member of the band Hear’Say. She is now an established Musical Theatre performer and presents a live gameshow, Bingolotto, on Virgin 1 and Challenge every Friday night. She is also the winner of series 3 of the ITV1 program Dancing on Ice.” She’s also apparently the spokeswoman for a whole line of lingerie, and is currently playing Roxie Hart in the Brit version of “Chicago”. Damn. And I thought taking out the trash was a big deal.

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Brit Babe Invasion: Caroline Flack

3 August 2008

Our Brit Babe for the day is one Caroline Flack. Who is she? No idea. She’s in a current issue of Maxim, and after seeing her, thought she looked hot, so here she is. Here’s Wikipedia with the research on her that I’m too lazy to do: “In March 2007, Caroline hosted the CBBC coverage of Comic Relief does Fame Academy. Caroline commentated on the semi-finals of the Eurovision Song Contest 2008 with Paddy O’ Connell. She also hosted Big Brother’s Big Mouth for Week 5 of the 2008 Series. Daily Mirror journalist Rob Leigh noted that ‘her sharp delivery makes her the best presenter they’ve had on this series.’” So he noted her sharp delivery but not the sharp body? Must be gay. Check out Caroline Flack.

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Brit Babe Invasion: Jessica Jane Clement

30 July 2008

Jessica-Jane Clement is hot and the name makes you think Southern Belle, but she’s actually from Sheffield, South Yorkshire, England. She also liable to rip you off if given the chance. I don’t mean she’ll come to your house, knock on your door, and when you open it she’ll rip you in half. I mean the girl will probably con you out of your hard-earned pocket watch. (People still carry around pocket watches, right?) Jessica-Jane Clement is a British model, actress, and one of the stars of The Real Hustle, a show that goes around hustling people in order to educate them so they won’t be hustled in the future. See, that would never happen to me. If a pretty girl walks up to me, I’d just punch her. Sure, it cuts down on my social life, but better safe than sorry, right?

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Brit Babe Invasion: Diane Youdale

30 June 2008

Our Brit Babe of the Day is one Diane Youdale, who was an original member of the UK version of American Gladiators from the ’90s, which I guess would make the show, er, UK Gladiators. Or something. Anyways, she was Jet the Gladiator chick from the show, according to my extensive research on Diane Youdale. And of course by “extensive” I mean I toss her name into Google and voila, those stuff came up. (If they’re wrong, blame Google.) Now let me get this straight: chicks with muscles don’t always do it for me, but chicks with muscles who still looks like chicks? Beaut-i-ful. Here’s some Diane Youdale, who has gone from Gladiators to glamour mags, and guess what? Yup, she fits right in.

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