Our Brit Babe is another former Big Brother UK housemate by the name of Stephanie McMichael. She was evicted on Day 9 after failing one of those ridiculously retarded tasks that the contestants are given to perform on these shows, but that was plenty of time to ensure a nice little gig doing some modeling post Big Brother. The 19-year old bombshell hails from Calderstones, Liverpool, and is something of a British Reality TV vet, having previously competed in Popstars: The Rivals, the show that produced the Girls Aloud girls. And hey, if the UK ever runs out of reality shows for her to appear in, there’s always that reality show I’ve been meaning to start. It takes place entirely in my basement, and the prize is a piece of cheese. But GOOD cheese.
16 June 2008
Our Brit Babe of the day is one Georgia Moffett, who besides having a last name that practically guaranteed some very miserable middle school years (do they have middle school in Britain?), is also known as one of the co-stars of the BBC’s Doctor Who program. And oh yeah, she’s also dating the show’s star, who happens to play her dad on the show. Hey, it’s not like they’re father and daughter in real life, you know. It just means that the Doctor Who guy knows a good thing when he sees it, and who wouldn’t put the tapping pants on when Georgia Moffett shows up in your dressing room?
9 June 2008
On her Myspace page, our Brit Babe Invasion of the day, British glamour model and hottie extraordinaire Kerri Parker details her career since entering FHM’s High St Honeys, before moving on to represent England in The Model Of The Universe finals in Ghana. She’s since tried to move beyond modeling into acting, with roles in “The Bourne Ultimatum” and the upcoming “Dark Knight”. But don’t get excited, it’s a small role, she’ll be playing “Maroni’s Mistress”. But hey, everyone’s gotta start somewhere, right? James Cameron started directing crappy killer fish movies and George Clooney had to suffer through the indignity of being in a Roseanne Barr TV show. Ouch. But nevermind them. Here’s Kerri Parker. Please to enjoy.
9 May 2008
Talk about Brit Babe Invasion! Rachel Shelley has really invaded American soil, with roles on Showtime’s The L Word and CBS’ The Ghost Whisperer. Now you would think I would have noticed Rachel Shelley before, since I have an affinity for lesbians, and shows about lesbians. But hey, I haven’t watched The L Word since, well, it came on the air. Which is to say, I’ve never actually seen the show, which seems like a real shame, considering that I, as previously mentioned, happens to love lesbians. In fact, I would love to love them all night and all day long, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Hint hint, etc. Here’s some Rachel Shelley, who looks like she should be wrestling instead of acting. The girl’s got some nice muscle tones there…
7 April 2008
It was pretty hard finding non-nude pictures of English glamour model Kayleigh Pearson to showcase as today’s Brit Babe Invasion entry. The woman has no trouble going birthday girl for the camera, let’s just say. Thankfully, after a lot of searching and perseverance (no, really), we were able to dig up these. Her name is Kayleigh Pearson, and she hails from Bath, England, which is a heck of a coincidence, because bath is also something I hate taking. Wait, what? Oh right. Kayleigh Pearson. She looks good in a two-piece bikini, as well as with nothing on. But for the purposes of this post, the bikini ones will have to do.
3 April 2008
Our Brit Babe of the Day is Lady Isabella Hervey, who I mistakenly identified as Lady Victoria Hervey a while back. They’re sisters! Well, it’s entirely their fault that I mistook them for each other, then. Ahem. Now that I’ve covered myself, let’s move on, shall we? Like her older sister Victoria, Isabella has parlayed her inherited fame as part of the Brit’s overly convoluted Royalty scam — er, I mean, scheme — into a successful modeling career and faux celebritihood. Nowadays, Isabella is trying her hand as a personal trainer. Want to schedule a gig? It’ll cost you $200-plus an hour. Oh well, it’s cheaper just to ogle the pictures.
25 March 2008
Yes, kids, it’s that time of the week again, when we present yet another British Babe for your ogling pleasures. This time, it’s Laila Rouass, an Indian-Moroccan Brit most famous for playing Amber Gates on Footballers’ Wives, the show about soccer players with really hot wives who have sex with lots of people, otherwise known as the greatest TV show in the world. Mind you, not that I’ve ever seen it, but come on, a show where very hot British women engage in promiscuous sex whenever they can? How could a show like that possibly be bad? Answer: It can’t. Here’s one of its stars, the very spicy Laila Rouass.
16 March 2008
Our Brit Babe of the Day is Roxanne Pallett, or Roxy to her friends and stalkers, who we have posted before, but that won’t stop us from doing it again. She’s an actress who has appeared in Emmerdale, and is a member of the all-girl Brit ban Urban Angel. FYI: in 2007 she got a rose named after her, “The Roxanne Pallett Rose”, which is pretty awesome. The only time I ever got something named after me, it involved a very painful visit to the doctor’s — er, but perhaps I’ve said too much. Please to enjoy some Roxanne Pallett on a tediously boring Sunday.
10 March 2008
Who is Emilia Fox, our Brit Babe of the day, besides a dead ringer for a British version of American actress Julianne Moore, right down to that glorious flowing hair? Well she’s an actress, most well known to our friends across the pond for playing Nikki Alexander on the British TV show Silent Witness. She left the show in 2004, and her biggest part to date has been co-starring with Geoffrey Rush in the critically acclaimed movie “The Life and Death of Peter Sellers”, which is something to put on your resume except, er, her scenes were completely removed from the finished film. (You can see them on the DVD of the movie, though.) Now I can’t tell if she’s a redhead or a blonde in these pictures, but if she was a redhead, that would be really super, as I’m a sucker for redheads…
22 February 2008
According to her entry in Wikipedia (and we all know how reliable Wikipedia is), our Brit Babe of the day Kelly Reilly grew up in Kingston in Surrey, in a working-class family, and was inspired to enter the acting game after a viewing of “The Resistible Rise of Arturo Ui”. Which leads me to my own story. I was led to make totally irrelevant posts on the internet about hot babes because I realized there were a lot of hot babes out there that I’ll never get to get with, and so — wait, what was I talking about? Oh right. Kelly Reilly is an English actress and has the whole “being sexy without trying” down, you know, sort of like me, but I digress.
11 February 2008
The British accent is hot enough, but then you add the red hair, and forget about it, total perfect woman. Then you reveal the fact that our Brit Babe of the Day Siobhan Donaghy is also a talented musician and songwriter, and what’s there not to like? Siobhan Donaghy is a former member of the all-girl band Sugababes before striking out on her own. In the world of pop music, she’s 50 years young, having formed the Sugababes at 13, released their first single at 16, and left the band at 17. I mean, damn, when I was 17 I was still trying to figure out why girls were averse to bad body odor, but perhaps I’ve spoken too much.
30 January 2008
Our Brit Babe for the day is Kellie Shirley, yet another product of British TV. In this case, the TV series Eastenders, where she played the character Carly Wicks. Unfortunately for Eastenders fans, Kellie Shirley will be leaving the show along with her character, which will royally suck for you Kellie Shirley fans. And if you’re not a fan of her character, well, it won’t matter to you, then. Anyhoo, here are some Kellie Shirley to take a gander at. I give her 9 out of 10 on the scale of Brit hotness.
29 January 2008
Are all the glamour models from the UK short, or is it just Hannah-joy Lewis? She stands a meager 5′4″, but when you have that kind of body, does it matter? Probably not. Hannah-joy, who is sometimes referred to as “Pop”, hails from Bromsgrove, Worcestershire, England, UK, which I actually visited once — or maybe it was just a bad dream. Mind you, not that I think visiting Bromsgrove, Worcestershire qualifies as a bad dream, or a nightmare, you know what I mean. Right? Anyhoo. Our Brit Babe of the day is glamour model Hannah-joy Lewis, who packs quite a bundle.
28 January 2008
Our Brit Babe for the day is one Lucy Brown, who is not nearly as well-known for her looks as her Primeval co-star, Hannah Spearritt, whose last name is so gosh darn hard to spell that I have to look it up each time to make sure I got it right. The show, incidentally, is about a group of people trying to stop an invasion by creatures from the past. Or something like that. I’ve never actually seen it, but I plan to as soon as the show reaches U.S. soil. If it ever does, that is, cause I always love this type of show anyways, and add a dash of Lucy Brown to the cast, and I’m definitely giving Primeval a shot once it lands in the States.
10 January 2008
Everyone in Hollywood is quivering in their boots because of the Writer’s strike, but whatever, I ain’t a’scared. Why? Because a prolonged writer’s strike only means more Reality TV shows like Big Brother, where we get our latest Brit Babe in Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, who was on the 2006 edition of Big Brother UK. Yes, I’ve said it before and I’ve said it again — if it wasn’t for Reality TV, we would never get to see hot gals like Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace on TV. And let’s face it, Charlize Theron on TV is great and all, but every now and then you want a hamburger, and that’s where the girls of Reality TV come sin.
8 January 2008
Have I mentioned that I love Reality TV? Because you know, I really, really love Reality TV. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — if not for Reality TV, we would not have about, oh, 90% of the celebrity babes out there who are more than willing to lay it all on the line (or all off, as it were) in the variety of men’s magazines out there. One of the product of Big Brother (love this show!) Babe Making Machine is Orlaith McAllister; now I don’t know which season of Big Brother UK Orlaith McAllister was on, but man, I love that name! If I had an imaginary girlfriend, I’m calling her Orlaith, mark my words.
4 January 2008
This isn’t the first time one of our Brit Babe Invasion is a woman already pushing past the big 40, and it ain’t gonna be the last time if they continue to look like British lovely Helen Chamberlain, most known for her work on the TV show Soccer AM, with stints on The Big Breakfast with Johnny Vaughan, and RI:SE. She’s not a shy gal, either, and has shown off that nice killer rack for Penthouse and even modeled underwear for Euro 2004 smack dab in Trafalgar Square. Yes, our Brit Babe likes to play it dirty when given the opportunity, and she looks bloody good doing it, too.
27 December 2007
You could call our Brit Babe Invasion Leona Lewis the British version of Kelly Clarkson, except Kelly Clarkson is world famous thanks to American Idol, and I don’t think anyone in America has actually heard of Leona Lewis. Well for those of you who don’t know, Leona Lewis was the winner of the singing competition The X-Factor, an American Idol-type show produced by Simon Cowell. (Hmm, coincidence? Of course not. Cowell knows a good thing when he sees it.) Leona Lewis was the show’s Season 3 winner, and is just now launching her singing career. Pictures and a performance by Lewis on X-Factor below.
14 December 2007
Our British lass for the day, Coleen McLoughlin, is famous for being famous. Or in this case, famous for being married to a football player. (That’s soccer to you Americanos.) According to her entry in Wikipedia, Coleen “regularly appears in the English tabloids amidst accusations of doing nothing but shopping all day and frequently holidaying in sunny locations.” And they say that like it’s a bad thing! I mean, come on, if all you have to do is shop all day and holiday in sunny locations, wouldn’t you go for it? What, there’s something better? (Well, maybe not the shopping part. I’m not much of a shopper. In fact, I only do my shopping on people’s lawns when they’re not home, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.)
13 December 2007
I can’t believe I’ve gone years on this site and I’ve never posted a single picture of Louise Glover. What am I, retarded? (Wait, don’t answer that.) Anyhoo, Louise Glover is our Brit Babe for the day, and yes, I’m guessing that her impressive chest has something to do with her popularity in her native England. The 5′5″ bundle of sexiness from St Helens, England boasts 34D breasts (paid for by her family as a Christmas present when she was 20, no less!) and a signed contract with a Swedish record label. You know, to sing. She was supposed to land in the States as one of the WWE Divas, but apparently that didn’t go through. Such is the luck of a super babe.
17 June 2008