The name Tess Daly just sounds like a respectable journalist that you can trust with your nightly news, doesn’t it? Anyways, I don’t know a whole lot about Tess Daly, but thankfully Wikipedia does, and here’s what it has to say: “Helen Elizabeth Tess Daly or Tess Daly is a television presenter, and is married to the presenter Vernon Kay. She grew up in Birch Vale, near New Mills, Derbyshire. In 1990 she appeared in two Duran Duran videos for the songs “Serious” and “Violence of Summer”, both from the album Liberty. She also appeared in the 1992 video for ‘The Beloved’ titled ‘Sweet Harmony’ where she appeared to be naked.” Ooohh, a naughty reporter, my favorite kind.
23 February 2007
Aside from the fact that she spells her name with a “y” instead of an “i” (something that really annoys me for reasons even I don’t know), there’s absolutely nothing wrong with British babe Kym Marsh that a good tattoo-laser removal surgery couldn’t fix. Currently you can catch Kym Marsh on Brit TV’s “Coronation Street” as Michelle Connor, but I prefer her role as model/prostitute Kay in “Hollyoaks: In the City.” After all, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with someone that a role as a model-slash-prostitute can’t fix.
20 February 2007
Lisa Snowdon is what they call a model and “TV presenter” over there in the UK. Basically “TV presenter” is someone who goes on TV and, um, present stuff. The host of a show is a presenter. An anchorwoman is a presenter. The Brits have a broad definition of “TV presenter”, let’s just say that. Of course not a whole lot of TV presenters are also lingerie models like Lisa Snowdon, which is a crying shame as there are a ton of anchorbabes in the U.S. that I wouldn’t mind showing off their curves in a revealing bikini or lingerie. But for now, Lisa Snowdon will just have to do.
14 February 2007
Will the UK ever run out of hot glamour models willing to take (most) of it off for our ogling pleasure? Gee, let’s hope not! In fact, just to ensure this, can the Queen make a law or something? That at least one hot British girl out of every ten must go into glamour modeling? I’m sure Prince Charles would approve. Anyways, here’s the latest in a long line of buxom beauties, one Natasha Mealey. After getting her bountiful assets discovered in the infamous Page 3, Natasha has moved on to other lad’s mags like FHM, Maxim, and many others.
9 February 2007
Lucy Clarkson is UnGodly purty. I mean, wow. She was the very first Lara Croft, Tomb Raider, even before Angelina Jolie, Karima Adebibe, and all the Janie-come-latelys. She was Lara Croft when she was just 16! Which begs the question: Dude, doesn’t England have some age-limit for hot chicks working in very little clothing? Because let’s face it, Lara Croft isn’t known for wearing a lot of clothes. What was I saying? Oh right, Lucy Clarkson is supremely hot, and that perfect body makes it hard to belief that she once suffered from bulimia. And one final thing about Lucy? She has a sister. Yes, that’s right, boys. You may commence fantasy scenarios…now.
30 January 2007
So many British babes, so little time. If I spent all my time posting pictures of hot British babes, I would spend way too much time. Wait, was that right? Hmm, let me do the math. Carry the fish, subtract the chips, add the tea — Yeah, I think my math is right on. In any case, here’s Kara Tointon, yet another Eastenders beauty to surface on the TV. Or tele as they call it over there. Wait, if they call TV “tele”, then what do they call the telephone? See, it’s hard questions like that that makes The Random Page what it is — a hardnosed investigative site. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
7 January 2007
Denise van Outen is one of the co-hosts of NBC’s new Reality Competition Show “You’re the One I Want”, where dumbasses (er, I mean, contestants) vie for the lead roles in a Broadway musical of “Grease”. You know, the play based on the movie that John Travolta starred in? Or is it the other way around? Eh, who cares. Denise van Outen co-hosts with some dork name Billy Bush, who is a major dork (in case I didn’t mention that), but Denise is awesomely hot. Is it me, or are the British babes really taking over Reality TV in America right now? And do I care? No. In fact, bring more over, guys!
2 January 2007
If this is the first time you’ve heard of British actress Sienna Guillory, you just haven’t been paying attention. She’s played everything from Helen, the most beautiful woman in the world in the “Helen of Troy” mini-series, bodacious zombie killer Jill Valentine in “Resident Evil 2: Apocalypse”, to being one of the stars of the recent hit “Eragon” fantasy movie. She hails from Kettering, England in the UK, and is not to be confused with the other Sienna — i.e. the crazy one with the foot-in-mouth disease. Sienna Guillory is the good Sienna. In 2007 you can catch her in the Spainish movie “The Heart of the Earth” among many.
28 December 2006
Louise Redknapp (Nurding) has been doing the pop music thing over Across the Pond for a while now, but we’ve never heard of her. Her last album was in 2002, “Finest Moments”, and since then Louise, as she’s mostly just known as, hasn’t bee heard from again. Rumor has it that Louise was abducted by aliens one lonely night while driving through Lewisham, London, but until I get confirmation of this, I’m not saying rather it is true or not. (Although it probably is…)
2 December 2006
A British babe who isn’t a castmember on either “Hollyoaks”? Is that even possibel? Apparently so, because hottie Adele Silva is from “Emmerdale”, where she played Kelly Windsor from 1993 to 2000, then made a return stint in 2005. She’s been in all the lads mags, and seems to have a thing for soccer players (or footballers to you Brits out there). Hey, when you’re this hot, you can have a thing for anything, and it would still be hot.
30 November 2006
British lass Lauren Pope is definitely no pope, or even pope-ish. The star of the upcoming “Clubbing to Death” has been in all the usual lads mags (as the Brits call them) like Zoo, Page Three, and FHM, and rumor has it she once dated that royal dickhead Prince Harry before hopping on a soccer (or football) star. I guess it’s true what they say — it pays to be a member of a royal house that never has to work a day in one’s life. But anyways, where was I? Oh, right. Lauren Pope has big boobies.
22 November 2006
If it wasn’t for their neverending line of gorgeous glamour models, I’m almost certain we could do without the Brits. Those hotties of theirs, plus that chip and fish thing they do so well. Incredibly unhealthy for you, but also pretty damn tasty. Here’s another Brit Babe, Abigail Clancy, a self-proclaim WAG (Wives And Girlfriends of the England national football team). That’s “football” as in soccer to us, in case you don’t know. Abigail Clancy is all kinds of hot, ain’t she?
20 November 2006
British babe Myleene Klass is the product of a Austrian/English father and a Filipino/Chinese mother, which makes her all kinds of messed up. But apparently messed up suits Myleene just fine, because she’s all manner of fine frolicking about the beach in a two-piece bikini. And get this, she’s not just a pop star in the UK, but she’s also a classical pianist! Now tell me any of our pop stars can play the piano, much less know who that Beethoven guy is?
15 November 2006
Singer, songwriter, actress, and PETA nut, Sophie Ellis Bextor has sold a buttload of albums. But nevermind all that jazz; check out her eyes. The woman has crazy hot eyes, and I mean that in a good way. With those eyes, she could either become a smoking hot singer or the diabolical main villainness in movies. If Sophie Ellis Bextor was working in the States during the ’80s and ’90s, she’d be playing all those roles they gave to Meg Foster — and yes, that is also a compliment. Kinda.
12 November 2006
The first time I saw Tamzin Outhwaite, she was playing a Romanian cop who helps the IRS-dodging Wesley Snipes blow up half of Bucharest in “7 Seconds”. Needless to say, Tamzin was the best thing about that direct-to-video snoozer, but fans of “Eastenders” will have already known that. Soon she’sll be showing up in a Woody Allen movie, which, obviously, is a step up from a Wesley Snipes movie, if only by degrees. In any case, here is your first look at Tamzin Outhwaite.
6 November 2006
It’s hard being hot in England. Just as Danielle Lloyd, a former beautician student who won the Miss Britain 2006 title, only to be disqualified after she revealed that she slept with one of the judges. Oh well. Danielle will be appearing topless in the December issue of Playboy Magazine, which you would think might cost her the title if not for the, you know, sleeping with the judge stuff that came out before. In any case, we’re pretty certain that greater things await our disgraced Miss Britain 2006. After all, just look at what being stripped of one’s title did for Vanessa Williams! And as we all know, when you’re hot, you can do anything. And really, isn’t that how life should be?
29 October 2006
If my local car salesman looked like Brit babe Donna Air, or filled out a two-piece bikini the way she does, I’m pretty sure I would have spent $5000 on that 1960 Chevy Nova that he was trying to sell me. Thank God my car salesman was plumb ugly, and looked nothing like “Byker Grove’s” Donna Air. According to Wikipedia, the sexy blonde earned her reputation as a vacuous blonde by asking the Irish pop band “The Corrs” how they met. Yes, you are allowed to go all LMAO on that one. But really, when you’re as smoking hot as Donna Air, brains just gets in the way. Just ask Jessica Simpson.
23 October 2006
I don’t know anything about Nikki Sanderson other than she’s damn fine, so I’ll let Wikipedia do the legwork for me: Nikki Sanderson (born 28 March 1984, Blackpool, Lancashire) is an English actress who is best known for playing Candice Stowe in the television soap opera Coronation Street. During her time at Coronation Street and since, she has also forged a career as a glamour model. Thank you, Wikipedia!
13 October 2006
Oh, those British babes and their dislike of clothes. God bless them. Here’s what Wikipedia had to say about our Brit Babe: “Jakki became famous when she won the inaugural MaxPower magazine babes competition. Following this she became a Page 3 model for The Sun, as well as posing topless and semi-nude for “lads” mags such as Front. She has appeared on television several times, including winning the glamour models special edition of The Weakest Link (BBC1), and also having a small role in the drama Is Harry On The Boat? (Sky One). She has ceased to do topless modelling, instead remaining more covered up. However, Jakki returned to page 3 of the Sun in August 2006 after a 4 year absence.” Sounds like the kind of girl to take home to mom…
6 October 2006
Thanks, Wikipedia! “Tina Hobley is currently playing feisty ward sister nurse Chrissie Williams in Holby City. However, after playing in an 888.com sponsored poker tournament, joined by Bad Girls star Stephanie Beacham and Cutting It’s Angela Griffin in the show called “The Queen of Diamonds.” Hobley was given a month’s suspension without pay, because stars on an exclusive BBC deal are banned from taking part in anything commercial. Despite Hobley going out in the first round after just three hours, but BBC would not step down even though she gave her fee to charity. This will take effect in November 2006 when scriptwriters on the BBC1 medical hit will work her out of the show.” Yet another reason why the BBC blows chunks.
7 March 2007