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Brit Babe Invasion: Charlie Brooks

25 September 2006

Ignore the name, concentrate on the face and body. Charlie Brooks may sound like a lame pseudonym for a Jewish actor originally named Schlisingerfeld, but it’s actually the real name of “Bleak House” star Charlie Brooks. Like a lot of British stars, Charlie spent some time on “EastEnders”, before leaving for “House” and finally landing in her own workout videos. Hey, it worked for Jane Fonda!

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Brit Babe Invasion: Tina O’Brien

10 September 2006

Up next from Across the Pond is actress Tina O’Brien, Sarah-Louise Platt on the popular show “Coronation Street”, which is, um, a show in the UK. What, you think I watch UK television? Look, the only UK stuff I watch are the hot girls coming out of that area and the new “Doctor Who”, and I think “Doctor Who” kinda sucks. But Tina O’Brien definitely doesn’t suck. Check her out.

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Brit Babe Invasion: Girls Aloud 2007 Calendar

28 August 2006

They’re girls, and they’re loud — they’re Girls Aloud! (Urgh, that was so lame, even I want to punch me in the face.) In any case, Girls Aloud is a British Girl Band composed of partcipants from the Reality TV show “Popstars: The Rivals”. Now if all that actually means something to you, then you’ve been watching way too much British TV. In any case, the Girls have released a 2007 calendar, and apparently it’s very aloud. Girls Aloud, if you will. Oy.

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Brit Babe Invasion: Alex Best

21 August 2006

I know nothing of Alex Best except that she looks fantastic in a two-piece bikini, so here, I’ll let Wikipedia tell you all about her: Alex Best (born Alex Pursey January 29th, 1972) is a former air hostess, model and ex-wife of George Best, who was her senior by 26 years. She married Best in 1995. In 2004 she appeared in I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! and in the same year she won the title of Rear of the Year. Alex owns the ‘SW19′ bar in Wimbledon, and has been lined up as a contestant on new reality TV show FW Boutique. Got it? Good.

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Brit Babe Invasion: Holly McGuire

14 August 2006

Born Victoria Louise Yallop, you sort of understand why she changed her name to Holly McGuire. I mean, come on, “Yallop”? That’s no name for a hot actress/model from Essex, England, which if my UK geography is correct, is located somewhere south of Nosex, Ireland. Or am I getting it confused with Mosex, Scotland? Anyways, here is “Footballers’ Wives” actress Holly McGuire, with a little somethin’ somethin’ to brighten up yer Monday.

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Brit Babe Invasion: Gemma Atkinson

13 August 2006

The Brit Babe Invasion continues with Gemma Atkinson, yet another product of UK soap opera “Hollyoaks”, aka “Holy Shit How Do They Squeeze All Those Hot Babes Into One Show and is This Even Legal?” How smoking is Gemma Atkinson? So much that I don’t even mind the ridiculous first name. I mean, come on, “Gemma”? That sounds more like a “Star Trek” character about to get boinked by Captain Kirk. But I digress.

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Brit Babe Invasion: Jenny Frost

12 August 2006

Let’s face it: British babes are hot. They’re also not like their American counterparts; the body is different, the face is different, and yes, the accent is different (like, duh). And since there have been so many of them lately, I’ve decided to create a whole new category for them: The Brit Babe Invasion! First up is Atomic Kitten singer Jenny Frost, looking brilliant, as the Brits are wont to say, in and out of a two-piece bikini. (There was a pudgy Brit guy with her in the bikini shots, but I’ve excised him for your pleasure. Thank me later.)

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