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It’s Official: Britney Spears and K-Fed are Divorced

So apparently it’s official: Britney Spears has filed for divorce from wannabe rapper hubby Kevin Federline, better known to “the homies” as K-Fed. Personally I blame the split on, well, both of them. That’s what happens when you give white trash money and allow her to marry white trash. I mean, hell, folks, white trash + white trash don’t equal class, you know? You can read all about it here if this is something that interests you. Personally I find it irresistible — like driving by a car wreck. You know what happened, and you don’t want to look, but dang it, you just can’t look away.

Pregnant and Nude Britney Spears in Harper’s Bazaar Magazine

A very pregnant and (sometimes) very nude Britney Spears on the cover and inside the pages of the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar. She’s still sporting the black hair, and looking very pregnant. Did I say she was pregnant and posting mostly nude in the magazine? Oh right, yeah I did. Um, that’s about it. Here she is, Mrs. Kevin Federline, all cleaned up and stuff.

Preggers Britney Spears in OK Magazine

A very pregnant looking Britney Spears (wearing a blonde wig?) in OK Magazine, which I hear is A-Okay. Or maybe just Okay. B-Okay? Anyways, the former blonde pop tart is currently preggers with her second child, the product of laying down with dogs, aka Kevin Federline. How drunk do you have to be to fall head over heels in lust with this guy?

Britney Spears As a Brunette

So the “big news” around the gossip water cooler is how Britney Spears has dyed her hair black and is now living life as a not-so-inconspicious brunette. (Which should tell you something about the sad state of the gossip water cooler.) Here are some pictures of her with jet black hair. Check out the baby in her arms. Jesus Christ. That’s one fat baby. Seriously, what has she been feeding that kid? He’s gonna balloon up to 50 pounds in a few weeks. The thing about Britney? People are probably feeling sorry for her for all the fat jokes people are making at her expense at the moment, but here’s my take on it: People wouldn’t be busting on Britney’s fat ass if she hadn’t been selling the “sex” thing so hard when she wasn’t a chubby checker. So there you go, Britney. Karma. It’s a bitch.

Is Britney Finally Fed Up With KFed?

According to various sources (i.e. this one tabloid trash outta Britain), Britney Spears is finally as fed up with husband KFed as the rest of us are, and has approached lawyers about getting out of the marriage without losing half of her fortune and keeping custody of her two kids (one born but “bumpy”, if you know what I mean, and the other one still in Britney’s belly). True? Not true? Another hate-Britney rumor? Whatever. Here are pictures of Britney Spears before she was preggers with KFed’s seeds. Sigh. The good ole days, when you could still fantasize about Britney without throwing up in your mouth…

KFed Cleans Up Real Good

Look at this guy. Who knew he’d clean up real good? Gone are the dreads, baggy khakis, and, er, well, the Kfed we’ve all come to know and love. Well, not love exactly, but you know what I mean. Apparently fed up with his image (heh heh, “fed up”, I’m so friggin awesome), Kevin Federline, aka Mr. Britney Spears, cleaned up his act in preparation for the August debut (or “dropping”, as the kids say) of his first album. Read on…

Ooops, Britney’s Done It Again!

So there’s a whole big hullabaloo about how Britney doesn’t know that it’s recommended to drive with your baby’s babyseat turned around with the head facing the front. And predictably, everyone is piling on her, which is kind of sad for them. It’s ridiculous, and makes me kind of feel bad for Britney. Sure, she’s not the brightest bulb in the bunch, and her judgement are oftentimes ridiculously idiotic, but still, the way people are just pouring it on, you’d think she was the love child of Osama Bin Laden and Adolf Hitler. Whatever, guys. Leave the girl alone. At least she has the baby strapped into a carseat this time. Anyways, here are two reasons to cut Britney some slack:

Nude Britney Spears Giving Birth Sculptor

For those wondering what all the fuss is about, here are the sculptors of pop tart Britney Spears on all fours “giving birth” (”Nude Britney Spears Giving Birth”). It’s supposed to be a pro-life campaign, but I dunno, seeing Britney like this, I might now be in favor of pro-choice! What I wanna know is, what’s up with the bear’s head?

Britney Spears is a Baaaaaaaad Mommy

Okay, so pop tart Britney Spears is such a bad mom that she shouldn’t even be allowed to have kids in the first place. So she thinks driving with her 6-month old baby in her lap isn’t such a big deal. So what? Look, she’s hot, and these photos proves it. By proxy, she should be able to do anything she wants, because isn’t that what life is all about? No? Well then you live in fantasyland, pal!

Britney Spears in Rolling Stone Magazine

Vacuous teenybopper tart Britney Spears bares it all — or at least most of it — for Rolling Stone Magazine.

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Britney Spears in GQ Magazine

Here is pop princess Britney Spears’ GQ Magazine spread. Once again she wants us to know she’s “not a little innocent girl” anymore. Okay, okay, we get it. Now shut up and stop being a tease and take off all of your clothes already!

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Britney Spears

Britney Spears is one of those hot girls whose body seems to change every day, depending on what type of burrito she ate that particular day, but in this pic she’s just smoking hot.