Brooke Burke in Ralph Magazine
How could you ever get too much of Brooke Burke? It’s like saying, “Dude, I’ve gotten way too much of this thing called air, and I don’t want anymore.” I mean, come on, it ain’t gonna happen! Anyhoo. Here’s the always lovely and bikini-licious Brooke Burke on the cover and inside the pages of Ralph Magazine. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — I don’t know who this Ralph dude is, but he’s God’s give to men everywhere. Think about it — what kind of gumption do you gotta have to name a magazine after yourself and slap super hot women on the cover? You go, Ralph! (And if there isn’t a Ralph in real life, uh, nevermind.)
Brooke Burke Bikini Pictures
How many times have I typed the words, “Brooke Burke Bikini Pictures”? So many times that if I had a penny for everytime I typed those words, I would have, um, a couple of pennies, but a heck of a lot of Brooke Burke bikini pictures! Anyhoo, here’s the former “Wild On…” host babe frolicking about on the beach in Cabo San Lucas, which I hear is where the hardbodied celebrity people go to get their beach on. Why, I’m heading over there next week. (Wait, no I’m not…)
Your Friday Dose of Brooke Burke Lingerie
Hey, the weekend can’t be great for everybody, so for all of you dorks who have lousy weekends, here is some Brooke Burke, former of E! Entertainment’s “Wild On…” show to tie you over while your life attempts vainly to get you some poon tang. Hey, we can’t all be George Clooney, right? And by that of course I mean we can’t all be 60 years old and kind of chubby, but because we’re rich and famous, women insist on calling us “sexy” and whatnot. But I digress.
Brooke Burke Bikini Pictures
There have been a lot of pretenders running around beaches in bikinis lately, but they got nothing on Brooke Burke, who has made a living doing just that — getting half naked and frolicking on beaches around the world. She’s at it again, and once more, no one does it better than Brooke Burke. Does she just oozes sex appeal or what? No wonder she’s sold like a gazillion calendars of herself. Who wouldn’t want to hang this on their wall? I’ll take five, please!
Kelly Monaco and Brooke Burke Join Forces to Fight Scruff
I don’t know what the hell “scruff” is, but if Brooke Burke and Kelly Monaco have joined forces to fight it, then by God, I don’t like it, either! Can you imagine what else Brooke and Kelly can put an end to if they just put their minds to it? We’re talking about world hunger, AIDs, cancer, alien invasions — my God, the possibilities are endless! Nothing in this world can stop the power of two hot girls uniting for one cause! Now if they’ll only pour water on those tight T-shirts and start wrestling…
Brooke Burke Back in Stuff Magazine
Brooke Burke makes her return to Stuff Magazine in their July issue. I always thought she was a hot little number, although that piggish nose of hers is not all that attractive. Wonder why she never did any work on her nose, as she’s done work on every other part of her body. But I digress. Here’s Brooke Burke in the July issue of Stuff Magazine.
Brooke Burke Gets a, er, Golden Shower
Model Brooke Burke likes taking showers. Golden showers. That is, rain that is golden. Or golden rain. Or paint. Well, however you put it, she’s taking a golden shower in these pictures. Um, okay.
Brooke Burke in DT Magazine
Former E! channel travel guide Brooke Burke has a pretty strange career; basically she makes a living appearing in magazines half-clothed, and then selling calenders and appearing on TV shows. Her entire livelihood depends entirely on her looks and sticking to her gym schedule. That’s a pretty weird way to make a living, but thank God she’s willing to put up with it! Here she is in DT Magazine looking good as usual.
Brooke Burke in Stuff Magazine 2001
To be honest, I’m not sure if I approve of Brooke Burke lounging about the Stars and Stripes like it’s a chew toy…
Brooke Burke in FHM Magazine 2003
Before there was the FHM 2004 spread, there was Brooke Burke’s 2003 FHM spread!
Brooke Burke in Razor Magazine
Brooke Burke in Razor Magazine…
Brooke Burke in Stuff Magazine (again)
Even more of Brooke Burke in Stuff Magazine…
Brooke Burke in Australia FHM Magazine 2005
Brooke Burke in Australia’s version of FHM Magazine 2005.
Brooke Burke in Maxim Magazine 2001
More Brooke Burke, this one from Maxim Magazine way back in 2001.
Brooke Burke in Stuff Magazine 2005
Brooke Burke’s 2005 Stuff Magazine photo spread. What an amazing body…