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Brooke Burns Brings the Wednesday Bikini Goodness

8 July 2009

Haven’t seen much of Brooke Burns for a while. A while ago she was in the tabloids every day because she was dating Bruce Willis, but that eventually ended, and now Brooke Burns is, well, I haven’t a clue. She was in a show called North Shore a few years ago that didn’t go anywhere. Which is too bad, because if these promos from North Shore are any indication, apparently Brooke Burns went through the show wearing a bikini. And let me tell you, this is one smoking hot lady, with the statuesque physique of an Amazonian goddess. Please to enjoy some Brooke Burns bikini goodness.

Oldie but Goodie: Brooke Burns in Maxim 2003

14 January 2009

When you’re 15 and 5′9″, and has the flawless face of a Goddess, it’s not all that big of a brain tease that you should immediately get an agent and start modeling. Which is what Brooke Burns did. She parlayed success on the runway and print with a stint on Baywatch. Of course, where else would a tall, leggy, blonde Goddess go but Baywatch back “in the day”? Even after the show went off the air, I think there was a sense that Brooke Burns should have been a bigger star than she currently is. I don’t know why she never achieved that height of fame. I mean, look at Jessica Alba. Seriously, you telling me that girl can act? Or Mischa Barton? Brooke Burns’s got them beat by at least ten to one in the looks department. Here’s an old spread she did for Maxim Magazine back in 2003.

Judy Greer and Brooke Burns in Miss Guided Promos

26 March 2008

Wow, someone finally figured out that Judy Greer is a major talent, and besides making her play the best friend of every romantic comedy lead since the dawn of time, they’ve finally given her her own TV show. Unfortunately, word is that Miss Guided, Greer’s show, isn’t going to last for very long, which probably means it’s back to the sassy best friend role for Greer. Lame. In the meantime, we can at least turn our Tivos to record every episode, because when was the last time we saw Brooke Burns on a TV show showing off those unfathomably long legs and near-perfect face? Judy Greer has the pretty thing down, but damn, Brooke Burns has the “Good God that is one gorgeous girl” thing down since Baywatch. Promos from the show for the two babes.

Brooke Burns and her Bikini Body

10 October 2007

It’s funny, but I don’t see Brooke Burns on the TV as often as I used to. Back in the day, she was the tall, leggy host of NBC’s game show called Dog Eat Dog, but after that show got canceled, I haven’t seen much of her. Which is entirely my fault, because according to IMDB.com, she’s been working steadily ever since, with gigs on the failed TV show North Shore and a starring turn in the direct-to-video sequel to “Single White Female”, which was not nearly as sexy as it could (or should) have been, I might add. Recently you probably could have caught her back on TV in Pepper Dennis with Rebecca Romijn, but alas that show didn’t last very long. Now, you can see Brooke Burns at the beach, wowing with that perfect bikini body of hers. Holy Gods.

Brooke Burns has Ugly Wallpaper

17 March 2006

Former “Baywatcher” Brooke Burns is definitely hot. She’s extremely tall, too, which may be why it’s hard to cast her in movies. Her last movie was, I think, the direct-to-video “Single White Female” sequel, where she wasn’t even the star. The producers must be half-retarded not to make this woman the star of an erotica thriller, with emphasis on erotic. Here are some nice pictures of Brooke Burns. I’m not crazy about the hair, though, or the ugly white wallpaper behind her. Urgh.