| March 9, 2008

Bouncy Brooke Hogan in a Bikini

Brooke Hogan can get pretty bouncy when she wants to be, and apparently she was feeling a little bouncy this day, during a vacation on the beach with some buddies and the paparazzi that she had to know was shadowing her. But hey, I ain’t hatin’, as the kids would say, since a bouncy Brooke Hogan looks pretty gosh darn good. I have to admit, sometimes those muscles of hers (thanks, dad?) turns me off, because let’s face it, women shouldn’t have too much muscle. Toned, abs — those are good to go. But when you can flex and scare all the boys away, you know, that’s when you probably has too much muscle on ya. But I have to give the girl props — Brooke Hogan is looking bloody good in these bikini pictures. Bounce away, girl, bounce to your heart’s content!

| May 7, 2007

Brooke Hogan Performs Half-Naked at Sunfest

I’ve never heard any of Brooke Hogan’s songs, but I’m assuming they can’t be very good if I’ve never heard them on the radio or elsewhere. I mean, when you’re a good singer, or if you have good songs, people eventually hears about it one way or another. And I haven’t heard a peep about Brooke Hogan, daughter of the Hulk. Anyways, here’s Brooke Hogan on stage performing in what looks like barely anything (bra and panties? two-piece bikini? combination?) which looks a lot tighter thanks to those muscles of hers. The Canadian World Music Festival will never be the same again. (I’m not sure if Dad would approve of this, now that I think about it. In a couple of shots, you can see, well, things…)

| November 28, 2006

Brooke Hogan (aka Hulk Hogan is So Screwed)

Hulk Hogan has his hands full. Can you imagine raising this? According to Wikipedia, Brooke “is a singer and reality television star”, the basis of which, I’m guessing, is that her last name happens to be Hogan and daddy is a big ass famous wrestling star. Now I’m not saying Brooke couldn’t have gained fame on her own, I’m just saying, um, Paris Hilton? Anyways, Brooke’s debut pop album “Undiscovered” has sold a whopping 59,945 units since its debut on October 24, 2006. Hell, that’s more than K-Fed’s album — right? She’s still pretty hot, though, and in the end, isn’t that what really matters?

| September 26, 2006

The Hulkster’s Daughter Brooke Hogan is Body Slammin’

Brooke Hogan, daughter of wrestling icon Hulk Hogan, is 18 going on Sharon Stone, if these picture are any indication. Another victim of a Reality TV show on VH1 and MTV (”Hogan Knows Best”), Hogan has also launched a pop singing career, but if you’ve never heard of her music, don’t worry, neither has anyone else. Is she another Paris Hilton? Probably not, but there’s no denying that she’s famous for being the daughter of a famous person. And oh yeah, she’s got a pretty slammin’ body. Check it out, kids, the Hulkster’s done good. (And here I thought all those steroids might have shrunk his hot kid producin’ abilities…)


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