Cameron Diaz in FHM
Well color me disappointed. When I heard that Cameron Diaz was going to be in FHM, I had expected something a little more, well, risque. Or at least, a lot more sexy than Cameron Diaz in a black nightie lounging around. Are you kidding me? This is coming from Cameron Diaz, a former model even before she picked up the acting game? Anyways, this latest appearance by Cameron Diaz in FHM is, of course, to promote her new movie “What Happens in Vegas”, which is liable to get buried at the box office when all the superhero movies come out at the same time. And showing up mostly dressed in FHM ain’t gonna help, Cammie. Geez, she was hotter in some of the NON men’s magazines like GQ, etc.
Cameron Diaz in GQ UK
Dude, when did Cameron Diaz buff up, and why? Mind you, I’m not complaining, because she looks really good with the added beef along her arms and legs. Now THIS is how a woman in Hollywood should look! You hear that, Lara Flynn Boyle? Eat a burger and go the gym! So why the media blitz by Cameron, or Cam as she’s called by her friends? Basically she’s got a new movie coming out called “What Happens in Vegas”, which co-stars Ashton Kutcher. Yeah, exactly. I’m not seeing this thing for Kutcher (he’s halfway to retarded, and the other half ain’t far off), but I gotta say, Cameron Diaz is looking gooooood. Here she is in the UK version of GQ.
Cameron Diaz Bikini Pictures
Cameron Diaz should smile more often. Or at the very least, go to the beach and run around in a two-piece bikini more often. And look, here she is doing just that! You know, there was a time when Cameron Diaz was THE “It” girl. I think this was back when she popped onto the screen in the Jim Carrey comedy “The Mask”. She was a model turned actress, and did a pretty fair job, even if the part didn’t really require that much from her. Cameron hasn’t exactly grown as an actress since, but when you have this kind of body, I guess growing as an actress isn’t entirely necessary for a successful Hollywood career. But she should still smile more often, though. She frowns too much for someone so famous, hot, and rich.
Cameron Diaz Apologizes to Peru for Mao Bag
So the lesson here is, “Don’t piss off the people of Peru.” Which would work, but I prefer this other one: “Don’t be such a ditzy blonde, Cameron Diaz.” A couple of days after ticking of Peru by carrying around a trendy Chinese Mao bag, Cameron Diaz apologized to the AP in a written statement. It read: “I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have inadvertently offended. The bag was a purchase I made as a tourist in China and I did not realize the potentially hurtful nature of the slogan printed on it.”
Cameron Diaz Angers Peru with Mao Bag
Most people will find fault with Cameron Diaz in this news story, but me, I think it’s just the product of an uneducated actress who doesn’t know her Mao Zedong from her Sun Tzu. In a recent trip to Peru, Cameron Diaz carried a trendy purse with Communist China’s Mao Zedong’s favorite slogan emblazon on the side. It read: “Serve the People” in Chinese. Of course I know Diaz doesn’t speak or read Chinese, and I’m pretty sure she can’t find China on the map anywhere, or know the difference between Mainland China, Hong Kong, and Taiwan. So I’m going to forgive her for this politically incorrect oops.
Cameron Diaz Goes Brunette in W Magazine
The girl with the creepiest laugh in Hollywood and goofiest eyes has gone all brunette on us in the latest issue of W Magazine. The model turned sort actress turned wannabe environmentalist looks like she’s tired of the airhead blonde look that she herself had cultivated to great effect during the early days of her career, and now wants to be taken more seriously. And did I mention that she thinks she’s an environmentalist, too? Silly celebrities. At this rate, look for news that Cameron to adopted an African baby. In any case, we just like looking at her because, blonde or brunette, Cameron Diaz is awfully hot.