Candice Michelle Makes Me Wanna Watch Wrasslin’
I gotta admit, the closest I’ve come to watching actual wrestling on TV is playing the WWE vs. RAW 2008 game on my Playstation 3. (Yes, I’m a Playstation 3 man. You can have your silly little Wiis and your silly XBox 360. It’s PS3 or nothing.) Of course, the WWE vs. RAW 2008 game doesn’t come close to seeing the real Candice Michelle in black leather and high stiletto heels. Then again, what does? Remember when Candice Michelle was just the Godaddy girl? She burst onto the screen with that Godaddy ad during the Superbowl and pretty much became Carmen Electra overnight. I think she even showed up on the Jay Leno show. I don’t know if Candice Michelle is still wrestling, but she’s certainly spreading that hot body around in the magazine industry. Here she is in Muscular Development magazine. I haven’t a clue what that is, but I’m assuming it’s about muscles, and development.
Another Reason to Watch Wrestling: Candice Michelle
Come on, who doesn’t like wrasslin’? I remember when I was a kid I used to watch wrestling and actually believed it was all true. No, really, I was really gullible as a kid, but then again, weren’t we all? We believed everything TV told us, because TV knows all and would never lie to us. Of course now we know better; TV only tells us the whole truth on Mondays, but never on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, and sometimes on Thursdays and Fridays. On Saturdays and Sundays, it’s very iffy. But I digress. If you ever wanted another excuse to watch wrestling without being embarrassed, just tell them: Candice Michelle is hot. And if they don’t agree with you, point them to this post.
Candice Michelle in Muscle Magazine
There’s a fine line between beging TOO beefed up and being sexy. Candice Michelle is somewhere in the middle — she’s sexy and muscular, but not overly so. On the other side, the girl who used to wrestle as Chyna? Way too muscular. So much so that most people have a problem believing she’s really a woman. You won’t find that kind of confusion with WWE Diva Candice Michelle, who is all woman, baby. Here’s a look at that rockin’ bikini body (in a bikini, of course) in an issue of Muscle Magazine from 2006. (And yes, the big jugs help. But then again, doesn’t that go without saying?)
Candice Michelle is the New WWE Women’s Champ
If you haven’t been watching wrestling lately, you’ve been missing out, because there are some hot, hot, HOT divas running around the ring nowadays. One of them is Candice Michelle, former Godaddy girl and Playboy Playmate, and now WWE Diva, who just won the WWE’s Women’s Championship by beating Melina at the Vengeance: Night of Champions pay-per-view event held late last month. Here’s Candice showing off her great assets, and by “assets” I of course mean her championship belt. What did you think I meant? Keep your mind out of the gutter, you dirty bastard. Remember, Candice can throw one mean roundhouse kick, so you better watch out!
Candice Michelle’s Superbowl Ad Promos
I’m told these are some promo shots for one of Candice Michelle’s Superbowl commercials, although I must confess, I didn’t see it, and I watched the Superbowl. I had some money on that game, so I was watching all of it. Okay, okay, so maybe I didn’t watch all of it, more like some of it. (I did see that midget Prince singing in the rain, though, that was fun.) Where was I? Oh, right, here are some nice lingerie shots of Candice Michelle promoting something, probably one of her many Godaddy ads. Godaddy is an Internet webhosting company, in case you were too, shall we say, occupied to notice.
Candice Michelle Playboy Event
Brand spanking new Playboy Magazine covergirl Candice Michelle (aka The Godaddy Girl) in a bright yellow dress at a Playboy event launching her cover on the men’s magazine. She certainly fills up every single inch of that dress, doesn’t she?
Candice Michelle Playboy Signing
Godaddy girl Candice Michelle is currently on a whirlwind tour of publicity, and one of those stops is to sign copies of the Playboy issue that she’s in. Personally I only read Playboy for the articles, ever since my mom caught me with an issue back when I was a wee bit lad. Let me tell you, it was incredibly embarrassing. Mom and I can never look each other in the eyes again, which, as you would imagine, has led to a lot of walking into furniture when we’re in the same room. But I digress. Look, Candice knows how to sign her own name!
More of Candice Michelle Barely Dressed
As if you haven’t gotten enough of Candice Michelle’s twin wonders (what are you, stupid? of course you haven’t gotten enough of it!), here are more of the WWE diva/Godaddy pitchwoman in various stages of half-nakedness. Yes, she’s quite the dish, as the kids would say, and of course by “kids” I mean every guy with a third leg, if you know what I mean. And if you don’t, I’ll say it again: what are you, stupid? Please to enjoy some Candy. Um, I mean, Candice.
Godaddy Girl Candice Michelle in Bikini
Suddenly famous (but for how long?) Godaddy girl Candice Michelle is attempting a movie career. Yeah, okay. Here she is in various bikini shots. Yup, looks like she’s got real talent. Two big talents. Well, it worked for Pamela Anderson…