Victoria’s Secret Angels at the Beach. In Bikinis. Thank You, God.
So in case you missed it (what are you, stupid?), the Victoria’s Secret fashion show brought its whiz-bang over to Miami Beach for one of those exclusive fashion shows where hot girls dress up in lingerie and pretend they want to do you. All of you. Even Slow Johnny, who can barely answer the phone without vomiting. Anyhoo. So, while in Miami Beach, the Victoria’s Secret angels decided to go out for a walk on the beach. In matching white two-piece bikinis. Okay, so it was more like another crass commercial photoshoot, but am I complaining? Hell no! There were way too many angels there to get them all, but all the major ones were there, including Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, Karolina Kurkova, Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel. So what do you do when you have these many hot girls in bikinis at the same place? Well, trying to get them all into your eyeball would just damage your eyeballs beyond reason, so let’s play “Find the Victoria’s Secret Angel with the tramp stamp!” One of them has it. Can you name her? I bet you can’t!
Your Post-Turkey Treat: Candice Swanepoel
So it’s Friday, the day after you stuffed your face with turkey, gravy, mash potatoes, and if you’re really lucky, homemade from scratch stuffing. So what now? Um, sit back, watch some college football (the big boys played on Thursday while you were stuffing your said face), and enjoy some more of Candice Swanepoel. Yes, I just posted the first pictures of her a few days back, but what the hell, are you complaining? Man, I should just come over there and punch you in your turkey stuffing face, ya bastards. Anyhoo. Candice Swanepoel. Please to enjoy.
Random Supermodel of the Day: Candice Swanepoel
I know that Candice Swanepoel is a supermodel, and thus she fits in our Random Supermodel of the Day column, even though I can’t really find much in the way of a biography on her via the net. Two things are in Candice Swanepoel’s favor: 1) she’s a Victoria’s Secret supermodel, which basically guarantees her place in the supermodel pantheon, and 2) she looks really, really, REALLY good in lingerie. And come on, at the end of the day, isn’t that all that’s required of someone who calls themselves a supermodel? That they look so stunning in lingerie that seeing them makes you want to run out and buy some for your non-existent girlfriend? I know it has that effect on me!