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Carmen Electra Wants you to Take her Cleavage for a Spin
Oh, Carmen Electra. I’ve never seen a woman do so much with so little. We’re talking about a woman who doesn’t really have all that much talent here; she can’t sing, can’t dance, can’t act, can’t do much of anything. But what she has going for her is a huge rack thanks to a competent plastic surgeon and the drive to get people to notice. Now take Carmen Electra here for example: I haven’t a clue what she’s doing here, but I’m assuming it’s something for charity (or free publicity) where she gets to dress up, show off a lot of cleavage, and entice some horny — er, I mean, wealthy — gamblers to come pay with her. Hey, I’d drop a couple of grand to take a gander at them shooters up close. Wouldn’t you? Okay, maybe not a couple of grand. But definitely a couple of bucks, though. Yeah, I think I could part with a couple of buckaroos there…
Carmen Electra is Still Very Smoking
1 May 2008
I was watching “Meet the Spartans” a few days ago (and God, what a piece of turd that one was, the only time I laughed was during the Britney Spears segments; what can I say, Nicole Parker is a riot), it occurred to me that after all these years, Carmen Electra is still pretty damn hot. One of these days those looks will go, and in fact, they’re starting to go now, but until they completely go, we’re going to keep remind you that Carmen Electra is still smoking hot when the clothes come off and the bra and panties come out to play.
Carmen Electra in Meet the Spartans
25 January 2008
Let’s face it: the trailer for the new parody movie “Meet the Spartans”, er, really, really sucks. As in, “This thing is going to suck so hard, people on Mars are gonna hear the sound of the sucking”. I’m serious, the trailer for “Meet the Spartans” looks just Godawful. There are a couple of nice gags, all of them involving Nicole Parker from MADTV doing Britney Spears, but the rest of the movie — dear God, even that “You Got Served” skit? Quite possibly some of the most unfunny thing I’ve ever seen being called comedy. But hey, it co-stars Carmen Electra, and God willing, she’ll get just as nude (or more, if the Gods are smiling) than Lena Headey did in “300″. Don’t let us down, moviemakers!
Carmen Electra Has a Crush on You
23 January 2008
Ever wondered what it would be like if a hot babe like Carmen Electra had a crush on you? Well wonder no more, kids, because Carmen does have a crush on you — at least, she promises to pretend she does if you promise to go see her new movie “Meet the Spartans”, which from the looks of it is a combination “300″ and “Meet the Parents” spoof, although all I saw were spoofs on “300″, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and “Happy Feet”. Anyhoo. The “geniuses” behind the movie have created a site here where you can enter your name, picture, and phone number, and Carmen Electra will call you professing her love to you. Kind of. Hey, I know it’s all pretend, but still, it’s kinda cool anyways. You’ll always be able to say, “Carmen Electra called me at home while I was sitting at the computer in my dirty underwear!” Oh yeah.
Carmen Electra Dances at Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards
12 June 2007
Carmen Electra knows what guys want (a trait she shares with me, strangely enough), so it’s probably appropriate that she showed up at Spike TV’s “Guys Choice” Awards to dance half-naked onstage with her girls. (They have names, too, but no one cares, so nevermind.) Because, let’s face it, the only thing hotter than a half-naked girl gyrating seductively on stage is that girl doing it with a bunch of other equally half-naked girls. I mean, come on, what’s better than that? Anyways, catch Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards when it airs June 13 on (where else?) Spike TV. Finally, you get the answer to that very crucial question ofm “Which Jessica is Hotter”, or who is tougher, Godzilla or Mothra? I’m going with Mothra myself.
Carmen Electra is a Lesbian, Dating Joan Jett
25 March 2007
The hot to trot rumor around the Girls Get It On Fantasy water cooler is that Hollywood C-list celebrity sexpot Carmen Electra has turned lesbian (lipstick, of course) and has hooked up with long-time rocker Joan Jett (of “I Love Rock’n'Roll” fame) for a little girl lovin’. Obviously Carmen Electra is the lipstick lesbian of the twosome, in case you were wondering. That is, if this is true. But hey, we’re not going to let the possibility that this isn’t true stop us from making this post and hooking the two up anyway. That’s just how we like to roll around these parts.
Carmen Electra in UK FHM
11 March 2007
Granted, I don’t think it’s really news that Carmen Electra is in FHM Magazine, even the UK version. (Well, the only version, now that the American version has closed up shop.) After all, isn’t Carmen Electra always half-naked, or at the very least, mostly half-naked whenever you see her anyway? So her appearing in lingerie (or something thereabouts) in FHM isn’t really that big of a deal. Then again, she’s incredibly hot in these pictures, so what’s there to complain about? Salivate on cue, boys.
Carmen Electra Bikini Pictures
5 October 2006
Say what you will about Carmen Electra (she’s kind of fake all around, she really has no actual talent, and that face isn’t exactly hot), but the woman has a body on her. You don’t get that kind of body sitting on the couch watching Jerry Springer and munching on Cheetos. Although you can get those silicone chest of hers doing exactly that, but the rest? Not gonna happen. In any case, here are some pictures of Carmen Electra in a two-piece bikini lounging around a pool. I’m assuming this is a photoshoot for something or rather, not that it matters, as “context” is something we care little for here. Hey, that’s just how we roll around these parts.
Hollywood Babes Love the 2006 Teen Choice Awards
20 August 2006
Hot hollywood babes love teens. Just ask Demi Moore. So when there’s an Awards show where teens get to pick the winners (never you mind what for, just go with it), the Hollywood babes will of course attend. Out and about this weekend for such an occassion was Kirstin Cavallari, a newly single Carmen Electra, someone name Ashley Tisdale, Ashley Olsen (minus Mary-Kate — gasp!), Jessica Simpson, and reigning “OC” babe Rachel Bilson. What, no special appearance by Hilary Duff? I’m so disillusioned.
Dave Navarro Trades Up Carmen Electra for Porn Poon
9 August 2006
Despite being one of the fugliest rockers out there (doesn’t he play the drums or something?) Dave Navarro has landed two hot pieces of ass in a roll. First he was hitting Carmen Electra nightly for years, before dumping her for adult film star Jenna Jameson, who has also dumped her husband of a few years to knock boots with Navarro. Seriously, besides being rich and famous, there’s absolutely no reason why Navarro should be getting such Grade-A tail, which once again reminds me that I hate rockets — especially the ones that can’t even sing.
Hot Chicks Love the ESPY Awards
13 July 2006
The ESPYs, for those of you who don’t know (and that probably goes for most of you) is an Awards Show for, well, athletes. It’s the brainchild of ESPN, and basically hands out pre-approved awards to jocks in attendance in various categories. The whole thing is a big ruse for Hollywood stars to mingle with their athletic idols, and blah blah blah. This year’s awards show is hosted by Tour De Lance. But nevermind that. Hot chicks in attendance at this year’s ESPY includes Carmen “What am I Famous for again?” Electra, Christine “Don’t Call Me Marsha Marsha Marsha!” Taylor, Mariah “Boobies! Boobies for Everyone!” Carey, Ashley “I Married a French Guy!” Judd, Danica “I Like ‘Em Fast and Hard, Baby!” Patrick, Eva “I’m the OTHER Eva” Mendes, Maria “Someone Called for a Goddess?” Sharapova, and of course, Jessica “Just Call me Hard Body” Biel.
Babes and the 2006 NCLR ALMA Awards
8 May 2006
Looks like Hollywood was out and about for the 2006 ALMA Awards this Sunday. Some of the babes present was a dangerously orange Jessica Simpson, a smoking hot Jessica Alba in a black number, Latina songstress Paulina Rubio, big ass mother trucker Jennifer Lopez, desperate housewife Eva Longoria taking time off from watching her boyfriend cut a swath through the NBA Playoffs, not-really-any-talent chick Carmen Electra, and of course the always gorgeous and illuminating Roselyn Sanchez. And oh yeah, the ALMA Awards celebrates Latinos in the entertainment biz and such.
Carmen Electra in Ralph Magazine
3 March 2006
Okay, I still can’t quite figure out what it is that Carmen Electra is famous for except taking her clothes off. Then I thought, “Wait, she takes her clothes off!” and suddenly I got it. Hey, not everyone takes their clothes off and looks as good as Carmen Electra. So now I know what she’s famous for. Hooray! Here’s Carmen in Ralph magazine.
Carmen Electra in Loaded Magazine
5 February 2006
I don’t know if you’d call Carmen Electra an actress. And she’s not really a model. Heck, I don’t actually know what the woman’s claim to fame is, other than having big fake breasts and the penchant for flashing them whenever possible. And come on, “Carmen Electra” is barely a real name. But anyhoo, here’s her in Loaded Magazine.
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