There is hot girl doing something kinda hot and then there is rolling on white silk sheets in your panties and white top and reminding you that there is as God hot. Carolina Pampita Ardohain fits into the latter. Mind you, I’m sure she could look good rolling around in hay while wearing a horse costume, but you know, this is so much better, don’t you think? And if you disagree with me, I might have to punch you. No, seriously. Don’t disagree with me. You think I’m kidding here? Okay, that’s it, let’s fight! You’ve had it coming for a while now, dammit! Excuse me, guys, please enjoy these pictures of Carolina Pampita Ardohain while I take this guy on. Right hook incoming!
16 October 2007
This is a bit of a surprised. Usually whenever we see Carolina Ardohain (affectionally known as “Pampita” to her friends and stalkers), the Argentinian supermodel and TV actress is usually not wearing a whole lot of clothes, so seeing her in this spread for Cosas Magazine, wearing way too many clothes, is a bit of a disappointment. Then again, it is Carolina Ardohain, so a little bit or a little too much clothes is worth it anyway. Here’s a bit of trivia: Carolina Ardohain’s nickname, “Pampita”, is because she was born in La Pampa. Wait, you thought it was something more exciting? Sorry to disappoint you, kids.
31 July 2007
Who is Carolina Pampita Ardohain and dear God why does she look so righteous in a two-piece bikini? That’s like asking, “What’s this sun you speak off, and why is it so blasted hot?” Carolina Pampita Ardohain + hot bikini = you don’t say? Because, well, you don’t have to say it, it just speaks for itself. Don’t forget to catch Carolina on “S.Q.P.”, where she plays the pivotal role of … Carolina Pampita Ardohain. And she does it so well, too! I’ve seen good actresses, but no one does Carolina Pampita Ardohain better than Carolina Pampita Ardohain. Um, yeah. I am blathering, so what of it?
12 July 2007
I like to think that Carolina Ardohain (she’ll always be “Pampita” to me) is my little secret. Me and all of South America, I mean. But hey, most Americans don’t know who she is, which is a shame for them, as Pampita is one hot mama, and when she puts on that two-piece bikini, it’s like looking into the face of God. If God was a statuesque Latina with big boobs and fills out a bikini, that is. Anyhoo, here’s Carolina “Pampita” Ardohain in Hombre Magazine. If my Spanish is right, and I believe it is, “Hombre” means “Home Depot”. Although why Pampita is wearing a bikini on the cover of the magazine, I can’t really figure out…
27 April 2007
Argentinian model Luli Fernandez’s nickname is “Chica Stone” (or “Lolita Stone”), based, I believe, on an encounter she had with Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones. Did she roll his stone? Did he roll hers? Who knows. And unless my Spanish is not up to snuff (by which I mean, I can’t speak a lick of Spanish), she’s also being compared to fellow Argentinian babe Carolina Pampita Ardohain. That notorious connection aside, we prefer to concentrate on Luli Fernandez the really hot Latina, which in this case is more than enough for us to make her our Latin Flavor girl of the day.
13 January 2007
Carolina Ardohain was made for boring Saturday nights. The Argentinian model and all-around bombshell, nicknamed “Pampita” by those close (and not so close) to her, is the ultimate babe. And as we all know, “Pampita” means “”the girl from La Pampa”. What, you didn’t know that? Shame on you! Another trivia courtesy of Wikipedia about Carolina, who appears in Gente Magazine in these pictures: During the FIFA World Cup South Korea-Japan 2002 campaign, Ardohain was voted to be the national football (soccer) team’s representative, or “Godmother” as many called the honorary post.
6 December 2006
You can’t keep an Argentinian hottie down, so here is more of Carolina Pampita Ardohain. Seriously, how do you say, “Too smoking hot for this planet” in Argentinian? Or is that Spanish? Either/or. So here is a gargantuan stack of Carolina Ardohain, including some very nice choice bikini and lingerie selections. Trying to decide between her pictures is like trying to decide between cheesecake and New York cheesecake, and I love me my cheesecakes. Wait, where was I? Oh, right, here’s more Carolina Pampita Ardohain.
28 November 2006
You can’t keep an Argentinian hottie down. But then again, I’m sure no one wants to keep Carolina “Pampita” Ardohain anywhere but in a two-piece bikini and soaking wet on the beach, which is precisely what Caras magazine, in their infinite wisdom, has done. The only thing better than watching such a gorgeous women wearing barely any clothes? Why, being there when she takes most of it off to step into the bikini, of course! And then there’s that whole frolicking while wet thing to look forward to…
21 November 2006
Apparently when someone told Argentinian hottie Carolina Pampita Ardohain to get crazy with her wardrobe, she took them seriously, and grabbed a roll of duct tape and started “dressing”. Or maybe that’s just a really lame joke to introduce these pictures of a smoking hot Carolina Pampita Ardohain covered in duct tape. Either/or. Here’s your random supermodel of the day. In duct tape. God Bless those Argentinians and their fashion sense.
17 April 2006
More pictures from the gorgeous Carolina Pampita. This is part one of what may be several parts of photos of the lovely Latina supermodel. Stay tune!
17 April 2006
Latinas don’t come any hotter than Carolina “Pampita” Ardohain, the Victoria’s Secret supermodel who turns wonderbras into wonderous things of magic. Here’s the Argentinean Goddess in Maxim Magazine reminding people that if they’ve never traveled to Argentina, then they’ve been missing out. Mind you, not that you’ll bump into Pampita if you do visit, but hey, it could happen, right? Not saying it will, but it COULD. Maybe. (Probably not, though.)
8 January 2009