Veterans Day Special: 5 Hot Chicks in Fatigues
Who doesn’t appreciate the might of America’s awesome military? Well okay, if you’re one of those people who we happen to bomb on a regular basis, then you might not share this opinion, but then again, I’m sure you had it coming. Anyways, it’s Veterans Day, when we celebrate our men and women in the military, past and present, which means it’s time to use this opportunity to do a Veterans Day Special: 5 Hot Chicks in Fatigues, in which we list and show pictures of five ridiculously hot women in ridiculously hot military fatigues. Hey, that’s just how we roll around these here parts. You got a problem with it, you take it up with the naked cowboy in Times Square. And yes, that last statement does too make sense, you’re just too dumb to get it. Anyhoo, let’s get on to the girls and their fatigues, shall we?
Catherine Bell in The Good Witch Promos
In the TV movie The Good Witch, Catherine Bell plays a witch who is, um, good, thus making her the good witch of the title. Easy enough, right? Hey, nobody ever said TV was hard to figure out, unless you were watching, you know, Jeopardy or sumthin’. As I hear it, Jeopardy is pretty bloody hard. Almost as hard as, say, trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with Britney Spears that she can go from pop princess to the most f’-up girl in the whole wide world. But I digress. Here are some Catherine Bell in The Good Witch promos. If all witches look this good, hey, I wouldn’t mind getting possessed. Wait, do witches possess people? Argh, I gotta catch up on my fictional supernatural gobbly gook.
One Reason why I Miss JAG: Catherine Bell
Man, I miss watching JAG on TV. Sure, sure, the world isn’t completely without our daily dose of Catherine Bell, after all she’s one of the stars of Lifetime Channel’s Army Wives, but there’s just no substitute for watching a super fine woman walking around in that Marine ladies uniform — or whatever it’s officially called. You take a military setting, with all the trappings of macho that comes with it, and you plunk a woman as fine as Catherine Bell into the middle of it, and you have yourself a hit TV show. But then they had to go and cancel it. Now we’re stuck with watching Catherine play a army housewife (a MILF at that!), when we could have had another season of JAG. Gah, I miss JAG. Here are some reasons why.
Catherine Bell: Scientology Babe
I don’t know if Catherine Bell is a scientologist (I could probably find out by Wiki’ing her name, but you know, I’m kind of lazy, it being Monday and all, and the beginning of the week is always Lazy Day as far as I’m concerned), but in any case, since Catherine Bell is attending a Scientology event, I’m going to guess that she is one by default, and go from there. Now I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with Scientology, and in fact, considering all the really attractive people in it, I wish they would accept me as a member. Come on, guys, I believe in alien Gods and whatnot, too! Oh, here’s Catherine Bell at a Scientology hullabaloo looking so good it should be a crime. (Still don’t like the hair, though…)
Catherine Bell’s Hair is … Not Right
Catherine Bell is one of the hottest woman on TV right now (tell me you’re not watching the Lifetime Channel’s “Army Wives” just for her and I’m calling you a liar), but there are things one shouldn’t do to oneself — such as get a really, really bad haircut that doesn’t do anything to bring out the “hotness” in oneself. (Gee, how many times can I use the word “oneself” without feeling like a total douche bag? I’m thinking a couple of more times. Oneself. Heh.) Anyways, here’s Catherine Bell at the premiere of TNT’s “The Company” mini-series, which is about the CIA. Catherine isn’t in the mini-series, which is too bad for them, because I ain’t turnin’ in. Well, maybe I will. We’ll see…
Catherine Bell is now a TV MILF
Can you believe Catherine Bell is playing someone’s mom on the Lifetime Channel’s original series “Army Wives”? (And yeah, I watch the Lifetime Channel. What of it? Actually, I don’t. I just sort of stumbled across it one day and ended up watching all the episodes of “Army Wives”. Um, yeah, that’s the ticket.) But where was I? Oh right. On the show, Catherine Bell plays an army wife who is married and has a son. And not just a son, but a TEENAGE son. I mean, come on, I know this show is fictional, but you expect me to buy that Catherine Bell is someone’s mom? Some teenage boy’s mom? And not just a teenager, but one that is old enough to join the army? That would make him 18. Oh come on! Catherine Bell ain’t the mother of some 18 year old! Then again, the possibilities are so delicious…
Your Fourth of July Picture of the Day: Catherine Bell
July 4th is still four days away, but that’s not going to stop us from using it as an excuse to post pictures of gorgeous women doing something July 4th-related, such as posing in front of the American Flag. I’m sure this is from Catherine Bell’s days on the TV show “JAG”, but never you mind that. The woman certainly cuts a fine figure, in or out of uniform, doesn’t she? There’s just something so outrageously hot about a woman who fills up a uniform this nicely. Wow. Catherine Bell can jag me all day. (Oh come on, tell me you didn’t see that one coming!) God Bless America indeed!
Memorial Day Treat: Hot Chicks and American Flags
Everyone is “for” Memorial Day, when we honor the men and women in uniform who served this country, and for some, even gave their lives, but how many are willing to put their body where their mouth is? These celebrities are more than willing to show their appreciation for the country using their righteous bodies. Granted, one of the women below isn’t even an American, but hell, that’s not going to stop us. It’s all about the stars and stripes, baby! Hot chicks plus the American flag equals one hell of a great Memorial Day.
Catherine Bell in “Army Wives” Series
Everytime hottie Catherine Bell tries to leave the army, they keep pulling her back in! “Threshold”, the best sci-fi show on TV this year, may have been cancelled, but Catherine Bell, who was supposed to join the cast and did for a few episodes before cancellation, has moved on to the Lifetime Channel’s new series “Army Wives”. Described as such: “About a woman who marries a soldier and moves her family onto an Army base, where she becomes friends with other women whose husbands are in the military.” It’s supposed to be a drama. Here are some promo shots from the show.
Catherine Bell at the Helio Launch Party
I’m worried for Catherine Bell. Oh sure, I wasn’t a big fan of “JAG” (I get bored easily by courtroom shows), but I’m a fan of hers (and who wouldn’t be?). She recently starred in the mini-series “The Triangle” for the Sci Fi Channel, and I hope she doesn’t let those goons at the Sci Fi Channel rope her into some kind of network deal. I’d hate to think of Catherine Bell starring in a string of those mindless “creatures run amok” movies that the Sci Fi Channel makes, which makes absolutely no sense, and are generic crap. Anyways, here’s Catherine with some guy who isn’t nearly handsome enough to be either her husband or her boyfriend at the Helio Launch Party. And no, I really don’t know what Helio does or is, but apparently it can “launch”, so there you go.
Catherine Bell at the Saturn Awards
Former “JAG” star Catharine Bell was recently at the 32nd Annual Saturn Awards, making techie nerds quiver in their shoes. If you don’t know, the Saturn Awards is sorta like the Emmys for nerds — really nerdy stuff gets nominated and wins, like sci-fi shows and such, which is why it’s also called The Academy of Science Fiction Fantasy & Horror Films. Anyways, here’s Catharine, sporting way too much clothes. What up with that, Cathy?
Catherine Bell in Stuff Magazine
“JAG’s” Catherine Bell in a killer spread for Stuff Magazine from a few years ago. You think she likes riding that motorcycle? Probaby because of the vibrations. Of the wheels. On the road. Yeah. Um…
Catherine Bell in FHM Magazine 2000
Catherine Bell’s stellar spread for FHM Magazine in 2000.
Catherine Bell can Jag me Anytime
Hottie Catherine Bell used to be on the TV show “Jag”, where she played a Marine lawyer. If all Marines were this hot, I’m sure there would be more guys joining up!