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	<title>The Random Stuff of Interests Page &#187; Celebrities do the Dumbest Things</title>
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		<title>Massive Douchebaggery by Billy Bob Thornton During Interview</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:15:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow, a celebrity with a stick up his ass doesn&#8217;t like the fact that a radio interviewer mentions that he&#8217;s an actor who got into singing, and not the other way around, so he acts like a total douche bag during the whole 7-minute interview. So wait, Billy, you don&#8217;t like the fact that the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bai Ling Charged with Petty Theft, is Still Generally F&#8211;ked Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:24:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember not all that long ago when Bai Ling first showed up in Hollywood as an ex-Chinese Mainlander who dared to challenge the Chinese status quo by doing that courtroom movie with Richard Gere? Well, that was a loooong time ago, and the Bai Ling we now think of is the really screwed up one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who is Really Jamie Lynn Spears&#8217; Baby Daddy?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2007 03:35:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh what a tangled web we weave when we first learn to deceive. Or have sex when we&#8217;re 16 years old. Either/or. There is a rumor going around, started by the ever-reliable (no, really) Star Magazine (and reported here) that Casey Aldridge is NOT the real father of Jamie Lynn Spears&#8217; baby, and instead the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Amy Winehouse at the MTV Europe Music Awards</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Nov 2007 03:24:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you haven&#8217;t heard about what happened to Amy Winehouse at a recent performance at the MTV Europe Music Awards, then you&#8217;ve been living under a rock. Suffice it to say that the usually strung out junkie/musician gave a performance to rival Britney Spears&#8217; in sheer &#8220;train wreck&#8221; quality. You simply have to see this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Britney Spears is Ugly and her Jaw Hurts, and She Wants to See a Movie &#8212; Hunh?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 04:13:01 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Britney Spears]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is, bar none, the funniest damn video I have ever seen. I&#8217;ve actually seen clips of it all over the place (a lot of times on Talk Soup), but I never actually saw the whole 3-minute video. It&#8217;s basically Britney Spears sitting in a bathroom with a cap on talking to the camera. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paris Hilton Wants to Save African Kids</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:51:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No, seriously. Stop laughing, you bums. Paris Hilton has reformed while in prison (she was inside for what, a week?), and she&#8217;s now ready to save the world. Or at least, some place in Rwanda, where she&#8217;ll be heading to on a charity mission sometime next month because, you know, if mingling with poor African [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Keira Knightley is Homeless</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 04:05:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man, show business is really one tough business! One day you&#8217;re living large and getting paid $20 million for every movie, drinking wine out of your $5,000 shoes, and the next day you&#8217;re broke and homeless and attending movie premieres in rags. Or at least I think that&#8217;s what has happened to poor Keira Knightley, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Britney Spears&#8217; Cellulite Infested Ass Scares Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2007 04:34:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know, I just don&#8217;t know what is going on with Britney Spears. How exactly did this girl go from being a Pop Princess that every guy wanted to take home to the sofa and put it to, to being embracing Total Skanksville like no one&#8217;s business? And you gotta ask yourself: How exactly did [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mena Suvari Goes Bald</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 04:01:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve always thought that Mena Suvari kind of looked like a 12 year old boy. Boys with tiny bumps for breasts, that is. Now I&#8217;m sure of it, after seeing these pictures of Mena Suvari pulling a Britney &#8212; shaving her head for some unGodly reason. I hope it&#8217;s for a movie role, because if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan Busted for DUI, Cocaine Possession &#8230; Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 16:46:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You knew it was coming, didn&#8217;t cha? I think everyone did:
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) &#8211; Lindsay Lohan was arrested in the Los Angeles area early on Tuesday on suspicion of drunken driving and cocaine possession, just days after she completed a 45-day rehabilitation program, authorities said. Police said they had received a report of a car [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jon Lovitz Beats the Crap Out of Andy Dick, the World Rejoices</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 02:57:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who doesn&#8217;t dislike Andy Dick? The guy&#8217;s entire shtick is being a dick because he can. Well apparently Jon Lovitz doesn&#8217;t like Andy Dick very much either. You can read here for the reasons why. The gist of it is that Lovitz blames Dick for giving cocaine to Brynn Hartman, knocking her off the sober [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hayden Panettiere Likes to Lick Things</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:58:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Young Miss Hayden Panettiere apparently has a tongue fetish. Or to be more precise, a licking things with her tongue fetish. I think that&#8217;s the only conclusion you can come up with after seeing these very candid shots of the &#8220;Heroes&#8221; star going around town licking, well, just about anything and everything that doesn&#8217;t need [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hayden Panettiere Licks a Statue&#8217;s Ass</title>
		<link>http://www.beyondhollywood.com/gallery/hayden-panettiere-licks-a-statues-ass/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 06:44:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Random Page</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No, seriously, she does. I wish I was kidding with you, but I&#8217;m not. Apparently this is some gag picture that Hayden had taken by some friend, showing her bending an salaciously licking the ass of a golden statue in, from what I can tell, a diner or restaurant. I have no idea how it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Video: Paris Hilton Drives MSNBC&#8217;s Mika Brzezinski Batshit on Live TV</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 20:51:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Random Page</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mika Brzezinski has so much journalistic integrity that the last time I saw her morning show with Joe Scarborough, she was busy parroting the Democratic Talking Points like a robot. Yesterday, with the whole brouhaha over Paris Hilton&#8217;s release from prison, Brzezinski did the unthinkable for an anchorperson: she refused to read news copy about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Daisy Fuentes: Guatemalan Sweatshop Owner?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 06:52:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to Charles Kernaghan, executive director of the NYC-based National Labor Committee, former MTV VJay and calendar model Daisy Fuentes has been using a Guatamalan sweatship to make her clothes. Yikes. So how much is Daisy paying the people (probably kids with really small hands or something sad like that) working at her shop? Try [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rosie O&#8217;Donnell Dresses 4-Year Old Daughter in Army Uniform, Bullets</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You gotta love Rosie O&#8217;Donnell. If it wasn&#8217;t for the haughty self-destructive ex-View co-host, who would most of the blogosphere spend all their time talking and ranting about (and against)? Personally I don&#8217;t pay very much attention to what Rosie does on a daily basis, but seeing this picture of Rosie&#8217;s 4-year old daughter Vivian [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cameron Diaz Angers Peru with Mao Bag</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 07:09:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Random Page</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most people will find fault with Cameron Diaz in this news story, but me, I think it&#8217;s just the product of an uneducated actress who doesn&#8217;t know her Mao Zedong from her Sun Tzu. In a recent trip to Peru, Cameron Diaz carried a trendy purse with Communist China&#8217;s Mao Zedong&#8217;s favorite slogan emblazon on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Angelina Jolie versus the Press &#8212; WHO YA GOT???</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 05:48:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Random Page</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How far and wide-reaching can the power of hotness get you? Apparently Angelina Jolie thinks it can get her as far as she can imagine, and who is to disagree with her? After managing to get FoxNews and all of its affiliates barred from her movie premieres for, one presumes, conflicting politics, Jolie recently required [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paris Hilton is Really &#8220;Distraught&#8221; About her Upcoming Jail Sentence, Attends the MTV Movie Awards</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 04:17:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have to feel for Paris Hilton. She was so &#8220;emotionally distraught and traumatized&#8221; about starting her June 5th jail sentence, she had to literally drag herself to the MTV Movie Awards two days before she is supposed to turn herself in. As you can see from these pictures of Paris arriving at the Awards [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Video: How To Be a Star and Get a DUI (NSFW)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 04:17:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all know celebrities are pretty stupid, but as dumb as you think older celebrities are, they don&#8217;t compare to their younger counterparts. Girls like Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears can barely spell &#8220;star&#8221; or add four plus four, but these girls make more money in a week than I do in a [...]]]></description>
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