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Keeley Hazell Sex Tape Surfaces
You know it had to happen sooner or later. It seems that everytime one of these English glamour models get very big, a sex tape of her released by an ex-boyfriend shows up on the market. Such is the case with current Page 3 wunderkind Keeley Hazell, whose ex has delivered a sex tape of her and he to an adult site that shall remain nameless. (In any case, if you search the net, I’m sure you can find out where the tape currently resides.) But being that today’s world of celebritydom is built more on infamy rather than talent, I’m sure this will only increase Keeley’s popularity. Then again, those two big funbags she has going for her don’t hurt, either.
Pink vs. Australia: Who Ya Got??
20 December 2006
American pop singer Pink, aka Alecia Moore, has declared war on Australia. Well, on its wool industry, anyway. Her beef is against the practice of “mulesing, where farmers cut loose skin from the backsides of sheep to discourage flies.” Joining Pink is, of course, the Nazi organization PETA. Here’s what Australian’s Treasurer had to say in response to Pink’s call for a boycott against Australian wool at a recent concert in Paris: “You know, Pink is entitled to her views but at the end of the day would Australia’s farmers take advice from Pink?” Well, she does have a lot of piercings. I think that’s the same as a Harvard degree, isn’t it?
Miss USA Tara Conner is a Bad, Bad Girl
14 December 2006
Apparently Tara Conner, 2006’s Miss USA, has done something very, very bad. Or at least, “bad” in the sense that you’re Miss USA and the runner-up for Miss Universe 2006, and you shouldn’t be doing such things. Whatever “such” things are, mind you, because the people who run the Miss USA and Miss Universe pageant (Donald Trump, et al) aren’t saying, only that they are “evaluating” whether Tara should keep her tiara or not because of “behavioral and personal issues”. What could it be? Apparently New York City bars are involved. No matter what happens, Tara will always have a place in our hearts. You know, that part of us that loves gorgeous women with incredibly perfect bodies.
Snoop Dogg in Dog House Again
29 November 2006
If this is not a clear case of police profiling, I don’t know what is. After he was on Jay Leno’s “Tonight Show” last night performing, Snoop Dogg got stopped by the Five-O, as the kids call them, on his way home from the studio. He was nabbed with “marijuana, cocaine, a firearm and a false compartment in a car” (source). Now I don’t know what he was using that false compartment for (probably the latest Elmo doll, as I hear that’s popular “on the streets”), but man, I’m not quite sure if I should feel sorry for Snoop or snicker. I mean, come on, the guy has become rich off selling the image of himself as a dopefiend, so why would you be surprise the cops might think you are a dopefiend?
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Tours Vietnam on Thanksgiving
25 November 2006
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie decided to spend Thanksgiving cruising around Vietnam on a motorbike instead of eating turkey with their kids. I’m assuming their kids weren’t with them, since, you know, they’re on a motorbike and all, and there isn’t any place to put the kids. Then again, those aren’t really their kids, except for the one, so, um, I really don’t know where I’m going with this, except that it’s kind of cute and funny to see Pitt and Jolie chugging around Vietnam on a motorbike. I mean, come on, this is hilarious stuff. You can’t make this celebrity crap up!
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Wedding Picture
19 November 2006
For those of you who are dying to see the wedding picture of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, here’s the official one that got sent out to all the magazines and press and whatnot. Word is that if the two ends up in splitsville (i.e. if Tom finally comes out of the closet and shacks up with his personal trainer, Rob), then Katie will get $30-plus million in compensation. I think they got married in Scotland or Ireland or Alaska somewhere over the weekend.
Dave Chappelle is Still a Pothead Spaz
14 November 2006
Remember when everyone and their momma was saying how Dave Chappelle was “the funniest man in America and the whole wide Universe”? Then of course there was that 2005 episode where Dave bailed for Africa to “find himself”. Later, Dave came back to the U.S., went on Oprah (of course), and seemed to have gotten, as the kids say, his shit together. Then again, maybe not. Here’s news that Dave has cancelled his Thursday gig at the the Comedy Festival in Las Vegas without explanation. Seriously, Dave, lay off the pipe. It’s royally f-ing you up, my man.
Borat Gets His Ass Kicked in New York City
13 November 2006
I guess like me, not everyone thinks Borat is that funny. And apparently having a #1 hit movie in America doesn’t mean you’re bulletproof from getting your ass kicked, especially in New York City, home of muggers, beggars, and mugger-beggars. Here’s news that Sacha Baron Cohen got royally whooped (as in bitch slapped) when he tried to prank a NYC passerby as Borat. Thankfully for Cohen, buddy and “House” star Hugh Laurie was there to rescue his dumb ass.
Daniel Baldwin Arrested for Grand Theft Auto
9 November 2006
Daniel Baldwin (brother #323 of the Baldwin Brothers Brood) continues his vehicular troubles. After rear-ending a couple of parked cars in July of this year, Baldwin has gone and got himself arrested yet again, this time for suspicion of grand theft auto when he was stopped driving a car reported stolen, says the AP. Now he’s in jail with bail set at $20,000. Considering Baldwin’s “movie career”, that $20K is gonna be hard to come by lest brother Alec comes to the rescue. Baldwin’s already got a couple of drug reps on his sheet as well, which provides the mother of all irony as Baldwin played a cop on “Homicide: Life on the Streets”, and has played his share of cops on a slew of direct-to-video/cable/my garage movies.
Expose: Hot Women, Fugly Haircut
9 November 2006
On this edition of Geraldo, we explore the disturbing trend of hot Hollywood starlets who indulges in fugly as hell haircuts. Which, depending on your point of view, either proves that even celebrities are prone to very, very bad choices, or that this further provides evidence that most Hollywood hair stylists are too gay to know when they’ve fuglied up a hot celebrity. For your pleasure, here are Jennifer Connelly and Rosario Dawson sporting the identical fugly haircuts. Will this madness ever end? Tune in to the next Geraldo.
Kanye West is Still a Little Whiny Bitch
7 November 2006
Behold, video of that whiny bitch known as Kanye West (who, if you don’t know, is so narcissistic that he actually quoted himself in one of his music videos), here playing the Ugly American stereotype up to the nines at the MTV European Awards when he didn’t win an award for Best something or rather. I swear to God someone should throw this little pussy down a drain and then blowtorch the grates shut forever. Thanks for improving America’s image across the Pond, you sniveling little maggot.
Cambodians Think Angelina Jolie is an Indian Giver
1 November 2006
How dare a bunch of lowlifes in Cambodia smear Angelina Jolie’s good name? Why, she’s basically bought and PR whored her way to Mother Teresa status in the last few years! Apparently the charity outfit Cambodian Vision in Development (CVD) doesn’t agree, and are threatening to sue Jolie for not paying up a couple of mil in charity funds she promised, and for libel against some not-so-kind things “her people” has said about them. Jolie’s excuse? She, Pitt, and “their people” said that their aid work were “moving on to a new level,” which is the kind of gobbly-gook speech that only makes sense in Hollywood.
Paris Hilton is Facetious
30 October 2006
Paris Hilton, once famous for being simply famous, has recently become famous for getting arrested, or meeting with Your Friendly Neighborhood Friend Mr. Policeman all too often. Apparently having learned the meaning of words such as “facetious” and “self-deprecating humor”, our hotel heiress recently showed up at a Halloween party dressed as a slutty cop. Well, it’s Paris Hilton we’re talking about here, so the slutty part is sort of a given, but I thought I’d mention it anyways. Paris, I crown thee whimsical!
Naomi Campbell is a Menace to Society
26 October 2006
You’ve probably heard about the human battering ram named Naomi Campbell, who is apparently quite the violent beeyatch if you cross her or look at her crosseye from across the street. Here’s news that Campbell has been arrested yet again for assaulting another woman in London, and was recently released on bail. Who knew being freakishly tall for a woman and skinny as all get out was a license to assault? Although in all fairness to other models, I’ve never heard of anyone else being as insane as Campbell, so maybe it’s just her.
Don’t Worry, Africa, Madonna Will Save You
18 October 2006
How exactly will she do that? Well, she’s going to adopt an African kid from the African nation of Malawi because, well, she’s rich, white, and she’s seen how well it’s done for Angelina Jolie in the press. Now personally I still don’t know how this is saving Africa, or even Malawi, but I guess that kid she decides to adopt will end up in London with a real British accent unlike mom and, um, get stuff for free and junk. Oh, Madonna, you’re so disgustingly predictably. But wait! It seems as if there are people who doesn’t like the idea of Madonna using their country’s orphans as a publicity stunt.
Wesley Snipes is a Fugitive
17 October 2006
Oh, how the bigtime have fallen. Remember when Wesley Snipes was the black Hollywood star? His “Blade” films did gangbuster business, and then — nothing. Snipes inexplicably disappeared to Romania, where he did a ton of crap direct-to-video action movies that nobody but me saw. And now Uncle Sam wants to punish the former action star further — by jailing him for tax evasion! Yikes. Read on…
Madonna May or May Not Have Adopted an African Kid
5 October 2006
So depending on who you believe, faux British singer/actress/attention whore Madonna may or may not have adopted a 1-year old African kid from the African nation of Malawi this week. Malawi officials say Madonna has “selected” (whatever the hell that means) a kid from a group of 12 (what did they do, line these poor kids up against a wall for her to choose?), but Madonna’s rep says she didn’t adopt anyone, but is just in Malawi to help build orphangages and probably fondle herself while hanging from a cross or some such. Because, you know, that’s who I think of when I need to hammer in some nails and shingles — friggin Madonna.
Paris Hilton vs. Shanna Moakler — Who Ya Got!!?
4 October 2006
It’s tough being hot, talentless, and husbandless (yes, that’s a word and I’m sticking to it) in Hollywood, hence probably the reason why hotel heiress Paris Hilton and former Playboy playmate Shanna Moakler got to swingin’ earlier today at around 1:00 a.m. at the Hyde Nightclub, where all the young pretty people party, or so I’m told. TMZ got the full scoop, and it ain’t pretty. Well, it kinda is, we are talking about the pretty people here, but it’s also half retarded; but then again, Paris is involved, so that’s to be expected.
The Mel Gibson Bash-a-Thon Continues: Mel Drunk Party Pictures
3 August 2006
Oh, Mel. You make one movie about how much you love Jesus Christ, and the first time you “f” it all up, everyone in Hollywood wants to eat your soul. Robert Downey Jr. snorts half the coke coming out of Columbia from 1995 to 2004 and Hollywood falls over themselves to offer him a chance at “redemption”. But what the hell, since Mel is Hollywood, and we like to diss Hollywood every chance we gets, let’s get in on the party by posting these pictures of Mel hours before his arrest and subsequent anti-semitic rant getting his drinkin’ on with some young hotties who are obviously not his wife. Yikes. Doesn’t Mel have, like, 50 kids?
Daryll Hannah Finally Manages to Get Arrested
14 June 2006
You know that saying about has-been actors, that they “can’t even get arrested”? Well, Daryll Hannah, who once upon a time had an actual movie career (remember “Splash”?) has managed to get arrested. Or at least removed from the tree that she was humping — er, I mean, hugging. She was apparently protesting some urbanal renewal that she didn’t want to happen or somesuch. Eh, who cares, it’s hippie crap, and as Eric Cartmen would say, “Hippies piss me off!” But check out Daryll here, wasting taxpayer dollars so she can get back on the news. They should have just trank her and let her fall out of the tree like they do to runaway bears that climbs up trees. Now I’d pay to see that!
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