Man, if I had known there were girls like Anastasia Ashley surfing, I might have gotten into surfing. I have the skills to do it, too. Surfing is what you do when you sit in front of a computer gawking at bikini pictures of hot babes, right? Anyways, here’s professional surfer Anastasia Ashley, bringing the bikini goodness like bikini goodness is going out of business. Luckily, it’s not, but let’s not tell Anastasia Ashley that in case she doesn’t know and stop bringing it. Yes, that makes perfect sense. Go on now, ogle the pics and stop questioning it.
4 November 2009
Never let it be said that Brazilian Goddess Alessandra Ambrosio doesn’t understand what goes into this whole bikini Goddess deal, if these beach bikini pics are any indication. Let’s see, there’s that whole being Brazilian thing, which is always a plus, that whole skinny and tall enough to get the kids all hot and bothered by bringing out the bikini advantage, and of course, the always important, actually not looking like a big ass whale in your bikini. Alessandra Ambrosio’s got that down pat. Check it out, kids, bikini pics of Alessandra Ambrosio. You’re welcome.
3 November 2009
You gotta love the Japanese girls. They sure don’t look like all the other models of the world, that’s for sure. And no, I’m not even talking about the face. Those are obviously different. I’m actually talking more about the bodies, the way they look, etc. I mean, take a look at the bikini-clad Goddess named Yoko Kumada here. That’s good old fashioned genetics right there, folks, not something you get from a gym or the doctor. Anyways, check her out in her bikini and marvel at the Japanese goodness of it all.
2 November 2009
Every now and then we like to indulge in a little American supermodel posting. After all, there’s only so many Brazilian supermodels you can post before you get tired of the same old thing, right? Oh who am I kidding. You can never get enough of those girls from Brazil! But hey, it’s still nice to show a girl like Julie Henderson every once in a while and enjoy that wonderful all-American bikini body, and Julie Henderson certainly has a nice bikini body.
26 October 2009
Jennifer Gareis is a former beauty queen from New York who has graduated to acting and modeling. I don’t recall ever seeing her in anything big, so I’m going to assume that she hasn’t quite “made it” in the biz, as they say in the comfy confines of, well, the biz. Hey, there’s always time, and if the acting thing doesn’t work out, there’s always the modeling thing. As you can tell from these bikini goodness pictures, Jennifer Gareis knows how to fill out a bikini. Oh my!
20 October 2009
Abigail Clancy is one of Pepsi Max’s spokeswoman for their London area, which I believe includes, er, London. Or places around it. Abigail Clancy is mostly known as a model and being generally hot, which is a lot better than being known as a model and ugly. Cause, you know, that would beg all kinds of questions, such as, how did an ugly woman become a model? Who hired her in the first place? And why are we all pretending she’s not ugly? Fortunately, Abigail Clancy is not ugly, and is downright hot, and she likes Pepsi. Or so she says. The bikini convinces me.
19 October 2009
Forty-six year old former supermodels shouldn’t look as good as Elle MacPherson, but there she is, all 46 years of her, looking like she could pass for 20 if you didn’t know her name. Of course, as with all women who have squirted out a brat or two, Elle’s had to tighten that body up, but man, they sure look pretty awesomely tight, if I may be permitted to make up a phrase. Here’s Elle MacPherson on the beach daring you not to notice that she’s still got it in spades.
19 October 2009
Jenna Fischer in a bikini is nice. Jenna Fischer looking better than expected in a bikini is glorious. If you don’t like the idea of “The Office” star Jenna Fischer in a bikini, then you’re a Commie, and you should go kill yourself right now. But in case you’re not a Commie, here’s Jenna Fischer on the cover of Shape Magazine rocking a bikini. Methinks “The Office” was the best thing that ever happened to the airwaves. Let’s face it, we all knew someone like Jenna Fischer’s character from “The Office” in real life, and we always imagined she’d look incredible underneath her conservative office dress. Guess what? We were right!
13 October 2009
And you thought Bar Refaeli was the only bikini-clad export that Israel could produce! How dare you. Check out Esti Ginzburg, the latest Israeli product to be featured in Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue, thus guaranteeing her fame and fortune and attention from lonely bloggers in their mom’s basements, of which I am not a part of, of course. Ahem. So where was I? Oh right, here’s Esti Ginzburg, SI’s latest import. Next stop? Dating movie stars and Victoria’s Secret would be my guess.
13 October 2009
Tuesdays equals bikini goodness. Ask anyone, it’s the same in any language. Well except Italian. They don’t much care for bikinis in any day over there, or so I’m told. Anyways, here’s Bar Refaeli with your daily dose of hot bods in bikinis. And really, there’s not a lot of people out there with a bod hotter than Leonardo DiCaprio’s former supermodel bang toy. She’s not dating the actor anymore, right? I ask only because I’d like to give that a ride, cause obviously I have a shot.
8 October 2009
Who says you always gotta go to the Brazilians for a little supermodel hotness? We got our own hot little numbers here in the good ol USA. Take for example Julie Henderson, who is not very little, being very statuesque and tall like a gazelle, but definitely uber hot on the hotness scale. Here she is taking in the sun in a fine ol American beach and showing off the stems. That’s legs for you kids who don’t habla cool kid talk. Oh yes, Julie Henderson in a bikini, definitely the way to get Thursday off to a good start.
6 October 2009
Katrina Bowden is one of those fresh-faced Hollywood starlets-in-the-makings who hasn’t really made it yet. Probably because she hasn’t really found the right role to explode in yet. We’ll just have to wait for her to get her “Transformers”, if you will, but until then, here’s the gorgeous actress Katrina Bowden at the beach doing the bikini thing. Oh my, pretty Hollywood starlets and beach bikini pics go together like a fat kid and ice cream. And you know how fat kids love ice cream. Okay, skinny kids love ice cream, too, but nowhere near as much as the fat kids. That’s, you know, how they got so fat, FYI.
1 October 2009
Hey, remember that really hot blonde in the “Friday the 13th” remake? The one who took off her top and rode that guy in the bedroom scene like he’s never been ridden before? Well that’s actress Julianna Guill, and she’s one fine looking lady. Check some of her pics out below. She’s got a sci-fi horror movie called “Altitude” and another horror movie called “My Super Psycho Sweet 16″ coming out in 2010. Looks like our girl has become a bona fide scream queen. Did I mention she’s really, really hot? Check her out below, then catch her in “Friday” if you haven’t yet.
1 October 2009
You gotta give credit where credit is due: without girls like Cindy Crawford, there wouldn’t be girls like Gisele Bundchen and their perfect bikini body flauntin’ ways. So yeah, Cindy Crawford is one of the originals, and she’s definitely a retro bikini goddess. Though to be honest, calling her “retro” is a bit of an insult. So let’s not. I should probably change the title of this post, but being that I’m lazy, I’m not gonna. What of it? Please to enjoy some retro bikini goodness with Cindy Crawford.
30 September 2009
I bet you were sitting there, in your stained T-shirt and torn jeans, and thinking to yourself, “Hmm, I wonder if Cinthia Moura is still a bikini Goddess?” I’m here to tell you that yes, she is, indeed. See, what would you do without me answering your questions? I’m like the encyclopedia and shit, answering questions people have and must know or else they can’t go on with their lives. You’re welcome. Now enjoy some Cinthia Moura bikini pictures.
21 September 2009
Hey look kids, model and occasional actress Cinthia Moura is back, and she’s trying on a variety of bikinis! Yay! Life is good once again. See, this is why I love me some Monday. You get bikini pictures of a hottie like Cinthia Moura to enjoy. Too bad this doesn’t happen every Monday. That way we could call it Monday Cinthia Moura Bikini Pictures. I think that would work, don’t you? It could be a national holiday or something, even though, technically, Cinthia is Brazilian. But hey, details, who needs’em?
18 September 2009
Let’s face it, you can’t help but notice that Olivia Wilde is about 10 pounds short of being really, really hot. Right now, she’s kinda skinny hot, which is still hot, but not really, really hot. See the difference? Anyways, she was recently in GQ magazine, which I’m told is a magazine for men who likes to dress up in suits and ties and what have you. I don’t know what that’s about. I don’t even own a suit. Then again, I don’t even have a girlfriend, so maybe the two have something to do with each other. Who knows, really, but let’s just concenrate on Olivia Wilde’s skinny hot bikini body in GQ instead.
17 September 2009
The Ghost Whisperer on the cover of Shape’s October ‘09 issue. We think that’s a bikini.
9 September 2009
Who is Louise Griffiths? I’ll be honest with ya, I’m not really sure, but according to my buddies at Wikipedia (we talk regularly, you know), Louise Griffiths is a English female pop singer, songwriter and actress, and came to fame during a stint as a contestant on the BBC television series Fame Academy from the wonderful year of 2003. You know, back during the good old days, when money fell out of the sky and gold was free for everyone. Ah, I miss those days.
8 September 2009
Who doesn’t love Twitter? Okay, I still don’t have a whole lot of uses for Twitter, but apparently all the celebrities have really great uses for them. Like putting out bikini pictures of themselves on the beach, for instance, such as what Adrianne Curry is doing here. God bless Twitter. Did I tell you how much I love Twitter? Well in case I didn’t, I meant to. Here’s Adrianne Curry reminding you why Twitter is good, and you should embrace it. Embrace it, I say!
5 November 2009