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Rachael Leigh Cook Bikini Pictures

24 November 2007

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Rachael Leigh Cook in a two-piece bikini before, which she is wearing here — well, kinda. It’s somewhat of a cheat, but you know, it is Rachael Leigh Cook, and we’ve all been in love with her since that awful Freddie Prinze Jr. movie She’s All That when somehow she went from a nerd to a hottie, like that was really much of a stretch. And of course, let’s not forget that great Your Brain is on Drugs commercial. Who knew eggs being smashed would look so sexy? Anyhoo. This is Rachael Leigh Cook, and this is Rachael Leigh Cook in a two-piece bikini. Kinda.

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Angie Harmon in Shape Magazine

16 November 2007

I always knew that Angie Harmon had a tight body underneath all those clothes she’s usually required to wear in her movie and TV roles, but I’ll be damn if I had any idea it was this awesome of a body. Here’s Angie Harmon on the cover (and in the pages, one presumes) of the latest issue of Shape Magazine. I love Shape Mag. Really. These guys have a lifelong fan in me. Who else could convince super hot celebrities to pose in a two-piece bikini on their cover and have every single cover look like a thousand bucks? Seriously, damn, way to go, Shape. You da man!

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Kelly Ripa in Fitness Magazine

14 November 2007

At last count, actress/talk show host/baby making machine Kelly Ripa had three six different TV jobs going at the same time and was busy popping out her tenth kid. But then again, I’ve been known to be wrong before. Point is, Kelly Ripa is the hardest working woman in show business, and how she manages to find the time to do her movies, her TV programs, and still pop out a kid every other year is anyone’s guess. Or, for that matter, how she always manages to look stunning just about every day, such as this latest appearance in Fitness Magazine. Good God the woman is fit. And busy. And sexy. And oh so WOW.

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Hayden Panettiere and her Bikini Wants to Save the Whales

3 November 2007

Hayden Panettiere and her two-piece bikini wants to save the whales. Or at least, the really cute ones. The ugly whales? Eh, they can go to hell, because as we all know, California girls like Hayden Panettiere just ain’t got time for no ugly whales. (Yeah, yeah, I know, Hayden Panettiere is not from California, just go with it, ya bums.) In the quest to prove that she’s not just a TV superhero, Hayden and a bunch of some celebrity friends were recently in Japan trying to stop some scurvy fishermen from harpooning those cuddly pilot whales. I don’t think it went all that well, since whale hunting is allowed in Japan, and you’d think that if you wanted to stop the hunting, you’d get the Japanese government to change its policies, not try to harass a bunch of harden, “get off my lawn, you kids!” fishermen. But hey, if the power of Hayden and her bikini doesn’t get them to stop, what chances do us mortal men have?

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Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pictures

22 October 2007

Posting bikini pictures of supermodels like Gisele Bundchen is like posting pictures of Britney Spears showing the world her sha-ka-ka-boom (if you know what I mean). Yeah, sure, it’s nothing new, and we can see it pretty much everywhere, but that still doesn’t mean it’s not kinda exciting to see Britney Spears’ sha-ka-ka-boom (if you know what I mean). But I digress. Here’s Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen doing some down time lounging at the beach in a two-piece bikini. You know, I don’t know if Gisele Bundchen actually eats, and if she does, I have no idea where the food goes, because the woman doesn’t have a single ounce of fat on her. Have I mention how much I hate Tom Brady and his friggin’ perfect life? Oh yeah, can’t forget to put that in there.

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Brooke Burns and her Bikini Body

10 October 2007

It’s funny, but I don’t see Brooke Burns on the TV as often as I used to. Back in the day, she was the tall, leggy host of NBC’s game show called Dog Eat Dog, but after that show got canceled, I haven’t seen much of her. Which is entirely my fault, because according to IMDB.com, she’s been working steadily ever since, with gigs on the failed TV show North Shore and a starring turn in the direct-to-video sequel to “Single White Female”, which was not nearly as sexy as it could (or should) have been, I might add. Recently you probably could have caught her back on TV in Pepper Dennis with Rebecca Romijn, but alas that show didn’t last very long. Now, you can see Brooke Burns at the beach, wowing with that perfect bikini body of hers. Holy Gods.

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Sunday Treat: Anna Kournikova Bikini Pictures

7 October 2007

How long has it been since we heard or saw from Russia’s original Goddess, Anna Kournikova? Quite a bit, actually. Maybe it’s because Anna no longer plays tennis (she’s retired, right? I think she’s retired, although I could be wrong), and there are only the occasional advertisements starring Anna, but we haven’t seen a whole lot from her lately. So hey, why not break that dry spell with some nice Anna Kournikova bikini pictures on a slow Sunday? And yes, we’re not going to pay attention to the lucky bastard she’s with in these pictures. It’s all about Anna — just the way she and we like it. And yup, Anna still looks pretty good, doesn’t she? Retirement has been a plus.

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Even More Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

3 October 2007

Thank God for plastic surgeons and breast implants, because let’s face it, as uninhibited as she seems, I’m not sure if The Hills star Heidi Montag would grace us mortal men with her perfect figure and generous assets if she hadn’t, ahem, improved on her natural, God-given assets. Which just makes me one big fan of Heidi Montag and the guy who worked on her, because as obvious as those breast implants are, they look just fantastic on the girl. And when she slips on the two-piece bikini and goes for a stroll on the beach, it’s like the sky has opened and God is giving up the thumbs up. That, or maybe I’m just suffering from heartburn. Damn spicy Thai food…

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Kristen Bell Bikini Pictures from Heroes Set

1 October 2007

In case you haven’t been watching TV, or if you don’t have TV, NBC’s hit show Heroes nabbed themselves a pretty big name in Kristen Bell. The former Veronica Mars star will be playing a character named Elle on the show’s season 2. Elle is described as a mysterious and sexy woman who can shoot electricity out of her hands. Or at least that’s what I heard. I could be wrong, of course. In any case, regardless of what character she’s playing on the show, it apparently involves Kristen Bell slipping on a two-piece bikini, do-me heels, and lounging around a swimming pool looking good. Man, I gotta start Tivo’ing Heroes Season 2 episodes…

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More Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

30 September 2007

I’m not really sure why there are suddenly so many bikini pictures of Heidi Montag, but I ain’t complain’, that’s for bloody damn sure. Here’s Heidi Montag, one of the stars of MTV’s faux “Reality” TV show The Hills, which is about rich California girls who lives up on hills and comes down to, like, go on dates and stuff. Um, yeah, as you’ll probably notice, I have never actually watched the show, but I sure don’t mind ogling the girls on it. Which makes me feel kind of guilty, actually. It’s like getting an A on a test even though you never took it. Which, by the way, is how I got through high school. Wink wink.

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Jennifer Ellison Bikini Pictures

18 September 2007

Leave it to Jennifer Ellison, British glamour model extraordinaire, to slip on a bikini top covered in what looks like rocks (or are those fake crystals? either/or) instead of the usual flimsy bikini fabric. Now mind you, I could go on for the flimsy look, as it, well, is really flimsy and there are more than a little opportunity for some nip slip or something similar. Basically, the potential for accidental nudity is great, and really, isn’t that what all men live for? To see a hot woman accidentally expose herself when she least expects it? Oh yes. Where was I? Oh right, here are some Jennifer Ellison bikini pictures. The woman is gorgeous, to be sure, and what a body.

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Eva Longoria + Bikini = Good Wednesday

5 September 2007

Forget Good Thursday or Good Friday or whatever day it is that is commonly known as “Good [Insert The Correct Day Here]” (yes, it’s true, my lack of knowledge shines through once more), because Wednesday is the real Good Day, especially when you are treated to some tasty pictures of Eva Longoria in a two-piece bikini. And what’s even better? She’s all alone, without Tony Parker or any man in sight to ruin the scenery. Which begs the question: how exactly does Eva Longoria, as hot and delicious as she is, end up at the beach in a bikini all by her little lonesome? Blasphemy!

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Pamela Anderson Bikini Madness

5 September 2007

You gotta hand it to Pamela Anderson — she’s forty years old and she still looks better than most girls younger than her. I’d say she could give 95% of the girls younger than her a run for their money, if not downright destroy them with her surgically enhanced chest and tight body. Compare her to Britney Spears, who at 26 is already looking like 46, and Angelina Jolie, who at 32 has the hands of the kind of old ladies kids run across the street to avoid walking too close to their house. Having said that, what better way to celebrate the day than with some Pamela Anderson bikini picture madness. Pamela Anderson + bikinig + at the beach = I’m lovin’ life.

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Miss Teen South Carolina Lauren Upton is Hot

30 August 2007

Sure, sure, so Miss Teen South Carolina Lauren Caitlin Upton isn’t exactly the brightest bulb in the bunch. In fact, she’s so NOT bright that she’s probably not the brightest bulb on the shelf. But nevermind all that. Brains are nice, but brains aren’t necessary to land yourself on the Random Page, where Miss Teen South Carolina Lauren Caitlin Upton certainly has, and yeah, that flubbing of her question has something to do with it, but we just appreciate her for her full BODY of work, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. (Gratuitous bikini pictures included, of course.)

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Hilary Swank Bikini Pictures

30 August 2007

Oh sure, you can go on and on about how Hilary Swank is not the prototypical Hollywood starlet, but you’ll be pressed to find a better actress working in Hollywood today. (And yes, I will even forgive her for the miserably idiotic “Freedom Writers”, aka “White Woman Saves Black Kids Again”.) She’s won two Oscars, and in the last few years, she’s been working hard to overhaul her image, and the results? A sexier, hotter Hilary Swank. Okay, so maybe “hotter” might not be correct, but Hilary has definitely gotten a lot sexier than before. Check out these bikini pictures of the two-time Oscar winner (with some fat guy) on the beach. What a body. Am I right or am I right? Hilary Swank has got it going ON.

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Sunday Surprise: Jenny McCarthy Bikini Pictures

26 August 2007

Did Jenny McCarthy have her breast implants removed? I don’t know, but that’s what immediately popped into my head when I saw these bikini pictures of the lovely blonde somewhere in Hawaii on the beach enjoying the fun and sun the way only super hot celebrities can — with a banging bikini body. So did Jenny McCarthy remove her breast implants? I don’t know, it’s not like I’m some breast expert or something, even though I admire them, I don’t know very much about them. Sheesh, I wish that gay doctor guy from that Beverly Hills plastic surgery show was here to tell me… Anyhoo. Jenny McCarthy in a bikini showing a slamming body. Enjoy.

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Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Pictures

23 August 2007

Say what you will about Michelle Rodriguez — her acting skills are in question, she may be living off that “tough girl” persona way too much, she’s a troublemaker — but then again, isn’t that what we like about her? The last part? Michelle Rodriguez doesn’t play by Hollywood’s rules, and yet they can’t help but continue to hire her, because she does what she does better than anyone else. You want a tough chick to carry an M16 and look good? Michelle Rodriguez is your girl. You want a tough chick to kick zombie ass? Give Michelle Rodriguez a call. And she looks like a million bucks in a two-piece bikini (even if one half of that is covered) to boot, which is just topping on the cake.

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Brit Babe Invasion: Natasha Hamilton Bikini Pictures

21 August 2007

Today’s Brit Babe Invasion entry is Natasha Hamilton, who is one of the members of the Brit pop girls group Atomic Kitten. The group hails from Liverpool, and is composed of Liz “Lil” McClarnon, Natasha “Tash” Hamilton, and Jenny Frost, and are not to be confused with the Girls Aloud, well, girls. Some of their hit songs include “Right Now,” “Whole Again,” “Eternal Flame,” “The Tide Is High,” and “Ladies Night”, but nevermind all that music mumbo jumbo. Right now we’re only concerned with Natasha Hamilton, and how good she looks in a two-piece bikini. See, this is how we should all be introduced to all attractive girls — in a wet bikini. Oh, if only I ruled the world…

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Kristen Bell Says Yes to Heroes, No to Lost

20 August 2007

Apparently both the producers of ABC’s “Lost” and NBC’s “Heroes” were after Kristen Bell to join their show after her own show, “Veronica Mars” got canned by the CW or the WB or whatever the hell it’s called. According to published reports, Kristen has decided on a multi-episode stint on the second season of “Heroes” instead of flying to Hawaii and getting “lost” on an island filled with crazy bitches and monsters and whatnot. Hey, who can blame her. Although I don’t know about turning down Hawaii for L.A., but maybe that’s just me. Bell’s character on “Heroes” will be a girl name “Elle”, and chances are she’ll have powers, too. Can I recommend the producers give Kristen Bell the power to morph whatever clothes she’s wearing into a two-piece bikini? Because, you know, she looks good in that. See below for evidence.

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Jenna Jameson Bikini Pictures

19 August 2007

Before you even ask, let me just say that I absolutely have no idea about the context behind these pictures of former porn queen (does she even still do adult movies?) Jenna Jameson on the beach in a two-piece bikini posing very oddly for the camera. And yes, she is looking very, very skinny. I don’t keep up with Jenna Jameson’s life or anything, but as I recall, she has admitted to having a eating disorder (or maybe I’m wrong and she never did, I can’t be sure, don’t take my word for it, no one does), and wow, skin and bones, man. I’m not sure if those inflated boobs can even support that skeletal frame anymore. But oddly enough, I am still super aroused. Hmm…

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