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Brooke Burns and her Bikini Body
It’s funny, but I don’t see Brooke Burns on the TV as often as I used to. Back in the day, she was the tall, leggy host of NBC’s game show called Dog Eat Dog, but after that show got canceled, I haven’t seen much of her. Which is entirely my fault, because according to IMDB.com, she’s been working steadily ever since, with gigs on the failed TV show North Shore and a starring turn in the direct-to-video sequel to “Single White Female”, which was not nearly as sexy as it could (or should) have been, I might add. Recently you probably could have caught her back on TV in Pepper Dennis with Rebecca Romijn, but alas that show didn’t last very long. Now, you can see Brooke Burns at the beach, wowing with that perfect bikini body of hers. Holy Gods.
Sunday Treat: Anna Kournikova Bikini Pictures
7 October 2007
How long has it been since we heard or saw from Russia’s original Goddess, Anna Kournikova? Quite a bit, actually. Maybe it’s because Anna no longer plays tennis (she’s retired, right? I think she’s retired, although I could be wrong), and there are only the occasional advertisements starring Anna, but we haven’t seen a whole lot from her lately. So hey, why not break that dry spell with some nice Anna Kournikova bikini pictures on a slow Sunday? And yes, we’re not going to pay attention to the lucky bastard she’s with in these pictures. It’s all about Anna — just the way she and we like it. And yup, Anna still looks pretty good, doesn’t she? Retirement has been a plus.
Even More Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures
3 October 2007
Thank God for plastic surgeons and breast implants, because let’s face it, as uninhibited as she seems, I’m not sure if The Hills star Heidi Montag would grace us mortal men with her perfect figure and generous assets if she hadn’t, ahem, improved on her natural, God-given assets. Which just makes me one big fan of Heidi Montag and the guy who worked on her, because as obvious as those breast implants are, they look just fantastic on the girl. And when she slips on the two-piece bikini and goes for a stroll on the beach, it’s like the sky has opened and God is giving up the thumbs up. That, or maybe I’m just suffering from heartburn. Damn spicy Thai food…
Kristen Bell Bikini Pictures from Heroes Set
1 October 2007
In case you haven’t been watching TV, or if you don’t have TV, NBC’s hit show Heroes nabbed themselves a pretty big name in Kristen Bell. The former Veronica Mars star will be playing a character named Elle on the show’s season 2. Elle is described as a mysterious and sexy woman who can shoot electricity out of her hands. Or at least that’s what I heard. I could be wrong, of course. In any case, regardless of what character she’s playing on the show, it apparently involves Kristen Bell slipping on a two-piece bikini, do-me heels, and lounging around a swimming pool looking good. Man, I gotta start Tivo’ing Heroes Season 2 episodes…
More Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures
30 September 2007
I’m not really sure why there are suddenly so many bikini pictures of Heidi Montag, but I ain’t complain’, that’s for bloody damn sure. Here’s Heidi Montag, one of the stars of MTV’s faux “Reality” TV show The Hills, which is about rich California girls who lives up on hills and comes down to, like, go on dates and stuff. Um, yeah, as you’ll probably notice, I have never actually watched the show, but I sure don’t mind ogling the girls on it. Which makes me feel kind of guilty, actually. It’s like getting an A on a test even though you never took it. Which, by the way, is how I got through high school. Wink wink.
Jennifer Ellison Bikini Pictures
18 September 2007
Leave it to Jennifer Ellison, British glamour model extraordinaire, to slip on a bikini top covered in what looks like rocks (or are those fake crystals? either/or) instead of the usual flimsy bikini fabric. Now mind you, I could go on for the flimsy look, as it, well, is really flimsy and there are more than a little opportunity for some nip slip or something similar. Basically, the potential for accidental nudity is great, and really, isn’t that what all men live for? To see a hot woman accidentally expose herself when she least expects it? Oh yes. Where was I? Oh right, here are some Jennifer Ellison bikini pictures. The woman is gorgeous, to be sure, and what a body.
Eva Longoria + Bikini = Good Wednesday
5 September 2007
Forget Good Thursday or Good Friday or whatever day it is that is commonly known as “Good [Insert The Correct Day Here]” (yes, it’s true, my lack of knowledge shines through once more), because Wednesday is the real Good Day, especially when you are treated to some tasty pictures of Eva Longoria in a two-piece bikini. And what’s even better? She’s all alone, without Tony Parker or any man in sight to ruin the scenery. Which begs the question: how exactly does Eva Longoria, as hot and delicious as she is, end up at the beach in a bikini all by her little lonesome? Blasphemy!
Pamela Anderson Bikini Madness
5 September 2007
You gotta hand it to Pamela Anderson — she’s forty years old and she still looks better than most girls younger than her. I’d say she could give 95% of the girls younger than her a run for their money, if not downright destroy them with her surgically enhanced chest and tight body. Compare her to Britney Spears, who at 26 is already looking like 46, and Angelina Jolie, who at 32 has the hands of the kind of old ladies kids run across the street to avoid walking too close to their house. Having said that, what better way to celebrate the day than with some Pamela Anderson bikini picture madness. Pamela Anderson + bikinig + at the beach = I’m lovin’ life.
Miss Teen South Carolina Lauren Upton is Hot
30 August 2007
Sure, sure, so Miss Teen South Carolina Lauren Caitlin Upton isn’t exactly the brightest bulb in the bunch. In fact, she’s so NOT bright that she’s probably not the brightest bulb on the shelf. But nevermind all that. Brains are nice, but brains aren’t necessary to land yourself on the Random Page, where Miss Teen South Carolina Lauren Caitlin Upton certainly has, and yeah, that flubbing of her question has something to do with it, but we just appreciate her for her full BODY of work, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. (Gratuitous bikini pictures included, of course.)
Hilary Swank Bikini Pictures
30 August 2007
Oh sure, you can go on and on about how Hilary Swank is not the prototypical Hollywood starlet, but you’ll be pressed to find a better actress working in Hollywood today. (And yes, I will even forgive her for the miserably idiotic “Freedom Writers”, aka “White Woman Saves Black Kids Again”.) She’s won two Oscars, and in the last few years, she’s been working hard to overhaul her image, and the results? A sexier, hotter Hilary Swank. Okay, so maybe “hotter” might not be correct, but Hilary has definitely gotten a lot sexier than before. Check out these bikini pictures of the two-time Oscar winner (with some fat guy) on the beach. What a body. Am I right or am I right? Hilary Swank has got it going ON.
Sunday Surprise: Jenny McCarthy Bikini Pictures
26 August 2007
Did Jenny McCarthy have her breast implants removed? I don’t know, but that’s what immediately popped into my head when I saw these bikini pictures of the lovely blonde somewhere in Hawaii on the beach enjoying the fun and sun the way only super hot celebrities can — with a banging bikini body. So did Jenny McCarthy remove her breast implants? I don’t know, it’s not like I’m some breast expert or something, even though I admire them, I don’t know very much about them. Sheesh, I wish that gay doctor guy from that Beverly Hills plastic surgery show was here to tell me… Anyhoo. Jenny McCarthy in a bikini showing a slamming body. Enjoy.
Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Pictures
23 August 2007
Say what you will about Michelle Rodriguez — her acting skills are in question, she may be living off that “tough girl” persona way too much, she’s a troublemaker — but then again, isn’t that what we like about her? The last part? Michelle Rodriguez doesn’t play by Hollywood’s rules, and yet they can’t help but continue to hire her, because she does what she does better than anyone else. You want a tough chick to carry an M16 and look good? Michelle Rodriguez is your girl. You want a tough chick to kick zombie ass? Give Michelle Rodriguez a call. And she looks like a million bucks in a two-piece bikini (even if one half of that is covered) to boot, which is just topping on the cake.
Brit Babe Invasion: Natasha Hamilton Bikini Pictures
21 August 2007
Today’s Brit Babe Invasion entry is Natasha Hamilton, who is one of the members of the Brit pop girls group Atomic Kitten. The group hails from Liverpool, and is composed of Liz “Lil” McClarnon, Natasha “Tash” Hamilton, and Jenny Frost, and are not to be confused with the Girls Aloud, well, girls. Some of their hit songs include “Right Now,” “Whole Again,” “Eternal Flame,” “The Tide Is High,” and “Ladies Night”, but nevermind all that music mumbo jumbo. Right now we’re only concerned with Natasha Hamilton, and how good she looks in a two-piece bikini. See, this is how we should all be introduced to all attractive girls — in a wet bikini. Oh, if only I ruled the world…
Kristen Bell Says Yes to Heroes, No to Lost
20 August 2007
Apparently both the producers of ABC’s “Lost” and NBC’s “Heroes” were after Kristen Bell to join their show after her own show, “Veronica Mars” got canned by the CW or the WB or whatever the hell it’s called. According to published reports, Kristen has decided on a multi-episode stint on the second season of “Heroes” instead of flying to Hawaii and getting “lost” on an island filled with crazy bitches and monsters and whatnot. Hey, who can blame her. Although I don’t know about turning down Hawaii for L.A., but maybe that’s just me. Bell’s character on “Heroes” will be a girl name “Elle”, and chances are she’ll have powers, too. Can I recommend the producers give Kristen Bell the power to morph whatever clothes she’s wearing into a two-piece bikini? Because, you know, she looks good in that. See below for evidence.
Jenna Jameson Bikini Pictures
19 August 2007
Before you even ask, let me just say that I absolutely have no idea about the context behind these pictures of former porn queen (does she even still do adult movies?) Jenna Jameson on the beach in a two-piece bikini posing very oddly for the camera. And yes, she is looking very, very skinny. I don’t keep up with Jenna Jameson’s life or anything, but as I recall, she has admitted to having a eating disorder (or maybe I’m wrong and she never did, I can’t be sure, don’t take my word for it, no one does), and wow, skin and bones, man. I’m not sure if those inflated boobs can even support that skeletal frame anymore. But oddly enough, I am still super aroused. Hmm…
Some More Kenya Moore, Please
16 August 2007
The movie “Cloud Nine” was about an old dude played by Burt Reynolds who gets together a bunch of really hot and fit chicks to play volleyball to save the local rec center. Or maybe not. I’m not sure about that last part, I’m just going by movie cliches here, and it’s usually to save something or rather. In any case, one of the women Burt recruits is Champagne, played by Kenya Moore, who needless to say, looks SLAMMIN’ in a red bikini. Haven’t seen much from Kenya, although she did have a part in the Lindsay Lohan disaster “I Know Who Killed Me”, but if you say that movie, well, you’re probably the only one. Here’s more of Kenya, gratuitous bikini pictures included.
Ashley Scott Bikini Pictures
15 August 2007
So who is happy that CBS renewed “Jericho” for a second season despite having cancelled it once already? Me me me! Because let’s face it, when you have a TV show to do, you don’t have to worry about going on TV auditions, which allows you to run to the beach whenever you can and slap on a hot looking bikini. Which is what Ashley Scott, one of the stars of “Jericho”, did this Summer. With her show guaranteed a full second year, our girl showed off a rockin’ body in a two-piece. Did I tell you how much I love summer? Because I really, really love summer. God bless you, Summer!
Anne Hathaway Bikini Pictures
15 August 2007
Initially I was a little bit disappointed by these pictures of Anne Hathaway in a bikini — and no, the fugly bikini she’s wearing has nothing to do with it. Then I realized, Yeah, I think I always expected that Anne Hathaway would look this curvaceous, and all of a sudden my disappointment turned to gratification. What I’m saying is, even when a celebrity doesn’t pull off the “bikini body” as well as we’d like, they’re still celebrities in their bikinis and that’s like, 5 times better than a regular ugly person in a bikini. And if you understand what all of that meant, then I got some swamp in Florida to sell ya. Anyways, Anne Hathaway bikini pictures.
Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures
15 August 2007
Elisha Cuthbert is such a strange girl. Undoubtedly a very attractive girl, there are times when she can look pretty darn plain, and sometimes, even mildly unattractive. I say “mildly” because, let’s face it, when you’re born with good genes, even when you look ugly you’re still looking pretty good. Here’s Elisha Cuthbert at the beach, apparently taking pictures because she’s been told that she’s pretty good at it. Or not. You know how it is; hot girls are always told they can do anything because guys are secret hoping to get “with” them, as the kids say. Anyhoo, here’s Elisha Cuthbert hanging out at the beach in a two-piece bikini that she insists on covering up the bottom part. What a gyp. Almost, guys, almost…
Jena Malone Bikini Pictures
9 August 2007
Who is Jena Malone, and why do we care that she’s been spotted in a two-piece bikini apparently shooting some kind of something or rather? Um, because she’s kinda famous, and she’s in a bikini, and those two things put together means BINGO, baby! And that’s with all caps, too, in case you were wondering. But who IS Jena Malone? Well she’s an American actress who has been in “Saved!”, “The Ballad of Jack and Rose”, and “Pride and Prejudice”. Basically, she’s a prolific actress who has been in a lot of movies that you’ve probably never seen. Which is strange, as she’s been nominated for a Golden Globe, which would mean she’s a pretty good actress. Then again, I’ve been nominated for a Golden Globe, and I’ve never even been in a movie! But I digress.
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