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Ali Landry Brings the Wednesday Bikini Goodness

2 September 2009

So what’s our favorite Doritos pitchwoman Ali Landry been doing with herself? Well it sure ain’t been letting herself go, that’s for sure. Check out these awesome bikini pics of the lovely Ali Landry at the beach from a while ago. I don’t know what Doritos is doing not having her be on TV every day pitching their wares, because they’re missing out on the horny teen guys demographic. I’d buy a bag of Doritos tomorrow if Ali Landry was pitching it on TV, but since she’s not, I ain’t gonna.

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Miss Universe Stefania Fernandez Brings the Tuesday Bikini Goodness

1 September 2009

In case you haven’t been keeping track (and really, who has?), but the current Miss Universe is Stefania Fernandez from Venezuela, and as we are wont to do, here are some bikini pics of the lovely South American. I believe this is the first time the same country has won two years in a roll. Normally these international beauty pageants are like the UN, they try to be “fair” and give the crown to different countries, so the chances of the same country winning twice in a row is pretty tiny, but there you have it. Check out Stefania Fernandez and her bikini body. She’s only 18, too. Damn they grow them hot (and fast) down there.

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Kim Kardashian Brings the Tuesday Bikini Goodness

25 August 2009

Hey, I hear tale that Kim Kardashian is back on the market. True? Not true? Eh, who cares. Here’s Kim Kardashian bringing the bikini goodness on this fine, fine Tuesday. What exactly makes Tuesday so fine? Which part of “Kim Kardashian bringing the bikini” did you not get? Man, some of you guys, I swear, are so thick I can bounce quarters off your heads. Speaking of bouncing quarters off body parts… Yeah, you know where this easy joke is going, right? It’s so easy, in fact, I won’t even do it. Cause that’s just how I roll, bitches.

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Kristin Cavallari Brings the Thursday Bikini Goodness

20 August 2009

Is Kristin Cavallari still acting? I think so. Not that I know for sure. Sure, I could just whip on over to IMDB and find out, but why do that when it’s so much more fun to just guess randomly in the dark like someone who guesses randomly in the dark? Exactly. Here’s some Kristin Cavallari at the beach in a bikini. I always did think that she was the best thing about The Hills. Of course, I never actually watched The Hills, so maybe my opinion is a tad suspect.

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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Modeling Goodness

13 August 2009

Candice Swanepoel is a model, and every now and then she has to slip on the ol bikini to make the check to pay the rent. Hey, it’s better than having to hand out coupons while dressed as a big bacon sandwich, am I right? Then again, a bacon sandwich costume is pretty comfy in the Winter time, but don’t tell anyone I said that. Anyways, here’s Candice Swanepoel doing what models do best, which is look good in very little. Oh, models, will your ability to make us happy never cease?

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Sophie Monk Brings the Wednesday Bikini Goodness

12 August 2009

I believe Sophie Monk was supposed to be the next big thing from the UK in Hollywood. Okay, so maybe no one thought that was really going to happen, but you gotta figure that with this body and that face and that rack, she had a pretty decent chance. I don’t think it really worked out for her, but that’s not going to stop us from ogling these gorgeous bikini pictures of Sophie Monk doing the beach bikini thing. God bless beaches and bikinis. And Sophie Monk’s ability to look hot in said bikinis.

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Your Weekend Send-off: Miranda Kerr Bikini Pics

7 August 2009

Your Weekend Send-off is courtesy of Australian supermodel Miranda Kerr posing for pictures in a bikini. Because what else are supermodels from Australia supposed to do? Exactly. Anyways, I personally think Miranda Kerr is a tad too thin, and she really gets away with being that stick thin because of the face, cause let’s face it, that’s one hot face. Anyways, it’s not like I’d kick her out of bed or anything. One, she is a supermodel, and two, I’m just not strong enough to kick people out of bed. Heck, sometimes I have trouble getting out of bed myself, but that’s neither here nor there, so pretend like I didn’t say anything.

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Adrianne Curry Brings the Thursday Bikini Goodness

6 August 2009

You gotta love models who get caught by the paparazzi on the beach. While your average hot celebrity is pouting and trying to hide the goods, the models just smile and pose a bit. Hey, if you got it, flaunt it. Plus, they’re kind of used to people taking pictures of them, I suppose, which is good for us. Here’s Adrianne Curry on the beach showing off some killer beach bikini body. Really, that is one righteous bod there. Adrianne Curry, incidentally, is the only person to ever win that America’s Next Top Model show that has anything resembling a, well, top model career. What I’m trying to say is, that show is useless and they should just, you know, stop.

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Wednesdays with Jennifer Connelly Bikini Pictures

29 July 2009

Bikini pictures of celebs are pretty standard fare on the Interwebs nowadays, but you don’t see Jennifer Connelly bikini pictures all that much, if at all, which makes these pretty special. Back in the day, when she was just starting out, Jennifer Connelly was smoking hot. She’s still looking pretty good now, actually, and the whole MILF status just makes it that much hotter. Check out Jennifer and the family at the beach, but minus pictures of the family, of course. We’re not weird or anything, after all.

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Katharine McPhee in a (Sorta) Bikini on Movie Set

15 July 2009

Wow, remember Katharine McPhee? You know, American Idol? Hot brunette with legs that goes forever and a killer smile? The face and bod ain’t bad either, of course. Not sure if she’s given up on the singing career or what, but she’s certainly doing a lot of movies nowadays. And really, when you’re this drop dead gorgeous, singing is a waste of those good looks. So here’s Katharine on the set of her latest movie, “You May Not Kiss the Bride”, which is apparently a beach bikini scene. Yup, definitely another movie I have to see. On DVD, of course. You know I can’t be caught dead seeing a romcom in the theaters, it would like destroy my reputation and junk.

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Nicole Scherzinger Brings the Tuesday Bikini Goodness

14 July 2009

I have a love-hate relationship with Summer. For one, Summer is just so, well, Summerific. Meaning, scorching heat, especially where I live. But then again, the heat also drives the hotties of Hollywood over to Hawaii, where they do the two-piece bikini thing and frolick about on the beach. There’s nothing hotter than celebrities frolicking about on the beach, let me tell you. Here’s Nicole Scherzinger, who we haven’t heard from in a while, reminding us that there was a reason we are so obsessed with her to begin with. One word: holy shit that’s a hot bikini body!

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Kelly Ripa Brings the Thursday Bikini Goodness

9 July 2009

Hot celebs who spend most of their time covered in in the latest fashion wear finally gets to drop all the pretenses of sophistication and show off that body they’ve been slaving over in the gym with their personal trailer all this time. What’s hotter than that? Well the sun, but that’s not the point. There’s no one hotter in all of MILFdom than Kelly Ripa, and if you don’t agree with that, then you need a good swift kick in the arse. That’s how the Brits say it, I believe. I’m kind of British that way, especially on Thursday. By the by, how hot is it that you can tell Kelly Ripa has an outie? Mama mia!

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Brooke Burns Brings the Wednesday Bikini Goodness

8 July 2009

Haven’t seen much of Brooke Burns for a while. A while ago she was in the tabloids every day because she was dating Bruce Willis, but that eventually ended, and now Brooke Burns is, well, I haven’t a clue. She was in a show called North Shore a few years ago that didn’t go anywhere. Which is too bad, because if these promos from North Shore are any indication, apparently Brooke Burns went through the show wearing a bikini. And let me tell you, this is one smoking hot lady, with the statuesque physique of an Amazonian goddess. Please to enjoy some Brooke Burns bikini goodness.

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Phoebe Price Brings the Thursday Bikini Goodness

2 July 2009

Who is Phoebe Price, you ask? Well I don’t know either, but according to Wikipedia, she’s an actress and model who has appeared in The X-Files, Arliss, and starred in the direct-to-DVD movie “The Junkyard Willie Movie: Lost in Transit”, which I think you’ll agree was a diamond in the direct-to-DVD rough. Okay, so I haven’t seen it yet, but after spotting Phoebe Price in these bikini pics, you can be rest assured I’m running out and getting a copy later today. Or steal it from my next door neighbor. He never pays attention anyways. Check out Phoebe and her bikini hotness. And she’s a redhead, too. Double yum.

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Anna Paquin Bikini Pics in Self Magazine

2 July 2009

You don’t need me to tell you that former “X-Men” star Anna Paquin is all grown up. If you’ve seen any episodes of the HBO vampire show True Blood, you already know that. On the show, Anna Paquin plays the love interest to a vampire, and things get a little, well, horizontal on the show. What I’m trying to say is, it’s HBO, and Anna shows pretty much everything on the show, including vampire-on-human action. It’s all pretty hot, I gotta say. Anyways, here’s Anna Paquin in Self Magazine, showing off her bikini body. Okay, the last pic isn’t a bikini pic, but look, her legs are in the air. I mean, damn, that’s worth it, right?

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Audrina Patridge and her Bikini Burger Ad

1 July 2009

You know, I don’t think I’ve actually ever ate at a Carl’s Jr. joint. I mean, I don’t think there’s even one where I live, and it’s not like I live in the sticks or anything. We’re a pretty metropolitan place where I reside, this place I call home. Maybe that explains why I’ve never actually seen a Carl’s Jr. commercial on TV, cause we don’t have one, and whenever I hear about a new outrageous Carl’s Jr. burger commercial, it’s always on the news. The latest has Audrina Patridge in a bikini eating a burger. Does she really eat a burger, Carl Jr.’s or otherwise? Doubtful. But since she’s in a bikini, I’m willing to believe her. I’m easy that way.

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Sienna Miller Brings the Wednesday Bikini Goodness

1 July 2009

The jury’s still out on whether British babe Sienna Miller can actually act, but you know what’s not in doubt? That is one fine looking British lass you got there. Add to that nice bod the spitfire attitude and devil-may-care personality, and you got a pretty winning fantasy date in Sienna Miller. Sure, you probably won’t want to bring her home to momma, but there’s nothing that says you gotta take the girl home, right? Definitely high maintenance, I would imagine, but for a week or two, man, that might possibly be the best time of your life. Anyhoo, I’m daydreaming again. Sienna Miller bikini pics below.

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Anna Faris Brings the Tuesday Bikini Goodness

30 June 2009

So actress Anna Faris (you remember her, the blonde cutie from the “Scary Movie” movies?) recently eloped with some guy who isn’t anywhere in her league, and the duo went to Hawaii for their honeymoon. That means, of course, beach bikini pics from Anna Faris. Now the worst part about this? The fact that Anna Faris has married a guy who isn’t anywhere in her league, and just how often do you think the poor dude will be hearing this from this point on? Everytime people see the two together, all people will be thinking is, “Look, he’s so not in her league”. Then again, he gets to hit that ass at night, so maybe being mocked by the world is a small price to pay.

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Kristen Bell Brings the Tuesday Bikini Candid Goodness

23 June 2009

Because Tuesday is known for only two things, work and working, here is some Kristen Bell to lighten up your work load. Don’t blame me if it builds up another load. I’m talking about all your coca cola intact, of course, which you’ll be drinking way too much off because you’re trying to cool yourself down after gawking at these bikini pictures of Kristen Bell. No idea where she is or what’s going on, but it’s Kristen Bell, it’s bikinis, it’s at the beach, and that’s good enough for me. I’m easy to please that way. All the girls say so, just ask them. Better yet, don’t.

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Jewel’s Twitter Bikini Pic

23 June 2009

You know, I used to think that Twitter was bullshit. I mean, come on, do you really care what 99.9% of these people who are tweeting on a daily basis are doing hour to hour? Then the celebrities came along, and suddenly Twitter became THE destination to tell all their fans about what they’re doing, where they’re going, and what color their latest bikini is. Such as Jewel, who twittered this bikini pic of herself. Man, I love Twitter. As that Borat guy would say, eeees nice!

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