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More Denise Richards Bikini Pictures. Woot woot.

19 June 2006

If you haven’t gotten your fill of it yet, here are more pictures of beautiful people prancing about barely dressed in places you’ll never ever get to visit while showing off their hard-earned physique. In any case, how hot is Denise Richard? Oh sure, she comes across like a total airhead, but there’s nothing “airheaded” about that body. Yes, I realize that last statement doesn’t make any sense, but what-EVA.

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Joss Stone Feels Like Pink Today

18 June 2006

More pictures of British soul singer Joss Stone in the wonderfully (amazingly!) clear blue waters of Barbados still on vacation. (Christ, how long does this vacation lasts, and how can I get a piece? Anyone? Anyone?) This time Joss has elected to tease our senses with a pink 2-piece bikini. Different color scheme, same incredible body, same wet dream fantasy. Oh my.

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Bikini Pictures in Complex Magazine

18 June 2006

Canadian cute-as-abutton Emmanuelle Chriqui is going for sexy here, but she doesn’t quite make it. It’s nothing against her, but Emmanuelle just isn’t the “sexy” kind. She’s more of the uber cute kind, and that’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. Who wants to get all “drrty” and slut it up like, say, Christina Aguilera? Stay cute, Emmanuelle! Anyways, here she wearing various shades of bikinis in Complex Magazine.

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Joss Stone is Smoking Hot

15 June 2006

Joss Stone looked pretty good when she was last spotted in Barbados doing the vacationing thang (it must be nice to be so rich that you can fly to Barbados for a vacation every other week), but I’ll be damn if these pictures of her, once again in Barbados, doesn’t look friggin spectacular. I don’t think she’s done anything new, except maybe the photographer got her from better angles, but daaaaaaaaamn, Joss!

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Kelly Brook At the Beach. Again.

12 June 2006

British harlot Kelly Brook has a new movie out called “Three”, where she plays a shipwreck vixen who gets in between two fellow male shipwreckers, one of whom is played by her current boyfriend (or is that fiance?) Billy Zane (you know, that guy from “Titanic”?). Mind you, all that is just to say this: Check it out, guys, it’s Kelly Brook on the beach in a one-piece bikini. The one-piece is a disappointment, and Kelly’s thighs are looking more “thunderous” than usual, but it’s still Kelly Brook captured frolicking on the beach by telephoto lens. Damn I love telephoto lens.

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Carol Grow is Growing on Us

8 June 2006

Carol Grow is the star of such blockbusters as “Roger Corman Presents Black Scorpion” (not to be confused with the one not “presented” by Corman), “Sheena”, “Batwatch”, and of course, her stunning turn as “Herself” on the Howard Stern show. Um, I mean, Carol Grow is a tall, leggy blonde with stunning looks and a killer bod, and she’s wearing a bikini. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

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I Need to Start Watching “Smallville”…

1 June 2006

No, seriously. I’ve been seriously ignoring this show for way too long. It sounds like a winner. Superman, back when he was a teen (played by a 30-year old guy)? Man, you can’t go wrong with that. Plus, I think there’s a girl on that show named Erica Durance who likes to wear a bikini and get wet, or sumthin’. But of course I won’t be watching for that. It’s for the, er, superman and junk. No, really. Honest to God. Pinky swear!

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Joss Stone in a Bikini Vacationing in Barbados

1 June 2006

British soul sista Joss Stone took time out from acting like a 40-year old smoky bar singer from the South thereabouts to vacation in the fun and sun of Barbados. And apparently she brought along a black dude whose breasts are bigger than hers. Ouch. Joss has a pretty good body, although that bikini looks sort of, well, what’s the opposite of “attractive”? Yeah, that. Still, that’s one excellent body.

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Bag’a'Bones Nicole Richie Hits the Beach in a Bikini

31 May 2006

File this one under, “Holy Mother of God,” but here’s Nicole Richie, the “star” of “The Simple Life” (along with fellow spoiled brat Paris Hilton) on the beach in a two-piece bikini. Oh my Friggin God. In the real world people would look at Nicole Richie and say, “Oh man, she is way too skinny,” but in Hollywood is is considered “hot”. Or as Paris would put it, “That’s hawt.” Seriously, folks, there is something very wrong with Hollywood. Someone give this woman a ham sandwich!

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Kirsten Dunst Bikini Pictures from Cannes

22 May 2006

While doing the Cannes thing, “Spiderman” babe herself Kirsten Dunst decided to go for a little swim with some buddies. And judging by these photos, apparently the water was very cold that way, making our little Mary Jane hopping around like she’s running on coal. Oh, Mary Jane, you rascal. Um, I mean, here’s Kirsten Dunst in a bikini swimming about Cannes. Don’t drink the water, Kirsten!

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Charlize Theron in a Bikini on a Beach

15 May 2006

Some old shots of Charlize Theron in a bikini playing with her dog on the beach. Charlize is looking a tad flabby here, but then again, I don’t think she was ever really ripped to begin with, just skinny because she was a model and whatnot. Oh what am I saying — she’s still really hot. And plus, check out that throwing form. Nice.

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Beyonce Gets Bootylicious in Miami

14 May 2006

Even more pics of former “Destiny Child’s” frontwoman Beyonce getting her booty bikini on in a posh Miami hotel. Lucky for us, an intripid photographer knew where she was and was well hidden enough to snap these pictures of Beyonce in a bikini at the hotel poolside. But seriously, folks, only celebrities would equate wearing a big ass cowboy hat to the pool as going incognito. In fact, who the hell wears a cowboy hat while in the pool???

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Joss Stone in Bikini on Beach

12 May 2006

Hey, just because she’s a sultry soul singer doesn’t mean she can’t strip down into an ugly as sin red bikini and head out to the beach every once in a while. So, continuing the stream of “hot chicks on the beach in bikini” pics that have been flooding the net, here’s one of British songstress Joss Stone doing likewise. My favorite picture? The one with Joss holding a secret in one hand and trying to go into the water at the same time. Now that’s just bloody fantastic.

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Sarah Michelle Gellar at the Beach in a Bikini

9 May 2006

Man, what is it with beach bikini pics? They’re coming out by the buttload! Not that I’m complaining, mind you. Here ex-”Buffy”, er, Buffy at the beach in a two-piece, probably wondering the same thing that we wonder — why did she marry Freddie Prinze Jr. again?

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Mischa Barton Leaves The OC for the Beach

9 May 2006

Rumor is that “The OC’s” biggest hottie, Mischa Barton, plans to leave the show for green pastures. True? Untrue? I don’t know, and I don’t really care, because there are these pictures of Micha Barton in a bikini on the beach to look at. What’s “The OC” again?

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Claire Forlani in a Bikini!!!

8 May 2006

Okay, first of all, I love Claire Forlani. The first time I saw her on screen, in “Meet Joe Black”, with those smoky eyes of hers and pouty lips… I swear I fell in love right then and there. So you’ll imagine my shock and excitement when I ran across these bikini pictures of the lovely Miss Claire (who is British I think) vacationing in St Tropez sometime in 2005 while wearing a bikini. Oh dear.

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Totally Random Holly Valance Bikini Pics

3 May 2006

There’s absolutely nothing to this post except my desire to post some pictures of Aussie actress/singer Holly Valance in a bikini. Yup, that just about sums it up. It’s a Totally Random Holly Valance in Bikini Pictures Posting! What, you got a problem with that?

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Devon Aoki, Holly Valance, and Jaime Pressly “Dead or Alive” Stills

28 April 2006

“Dead or Alive” is a movie about three very hot chicks from three countries gathering on an island to play volleyball in skimpy bikinis and fight kung fu matches to the death. Or is it fight kung fu matches to the death and then play volleyball. Oh well, whatever. It has hot chicks like Holly Valance, Jaime Pressly, and Devon Aoki, and what should be great kung fu thanks to Corey Yuen, who has already done the three-chicks-fight movie before with the Hong Konger “So Close”. Here are some stills from the upcoming flick.

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Beyonce Knowles and her Hair on the Beach

28 April 2006

Holy Mother of God. What the hell is going on here with Beyonce Knowles’ hair? Jesuits! Anyways, here’s the singing Goddess on a Miami beach with boyfriend Jay-Z, who conveniently keeps his flabby gut hidden behind one uuuuuugly looking shirt. Shouldn’t hip-hop moguls have better taste in clothes? I guess not.

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Avril Lavigne in a Bikini on the Beach

19 April 2006

Hey, I thought Avril Lavigne was a punk rocker who didn’t give two figs about looking hot? Isn’t that why she wore all those baggy clothes and stupid tie over T-shirt? Then what’s up with these photos, showing Avril (looking good, too!) walking around the beach in a two-piece bikini? I’m confused! But in a good way. In that, “Wow, I’m kind of surprised, but at the same time, very intrigued.” Which is to say, can we have more of this Avril, please? Pretty please?

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